PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[maomao]

500 people a day dying and no deal six weeks away. Quite convenient if you were planning to do nothing about either of those things anyway.

 

[agricola]

does absence of boris johnson increase or decrease the incompetence, though?

it absolutely decreases it

 

[Dogsauce]

it absolutely decreases it

who‘s the safe pair of hands taking over while he’s out of circulation? Grayling? Shapps? Hancock? Raab? Not exactly a team with strength on the bench.

 

[maomao]

who‘s the safe pair of hands taking over while he’s out of circulation? Grayling? Shapps? Hancock? Raab? Not exactly a team with strength on the bench.

Maybe they should bring back the heavyweights like Andrea Leadsom and Jeremy Hunt.

 

[frogwoman]

Second time lucky?

 

[brogdale]

Second time lucky?

"second"

 

[agricola]

who‘s the safe pair of hands taking over while he’s out of circulation? Grayling? Shapps? Hancock? Raab? Not exactly a team with strength on the bench.

Yes, the standard of the bench would be shocking anywhere else but it is not as bad as what is on the pitch at the moment. He hasn't been PM for 18 months yet and look where we are.

 

[Raheem]

who‘s the safe pair of hands taking over while he’s out of circulation? Grayling? Shapps? Hancock? Raab? Not exactly a team with strength on the bench.

Yes, they'll easily be able to compensate for the lost incomptence.

 

[Idris2002]

who‘s the safe pair of hands taking over while he’s out of circulation? Grayling? Shapps? Hancock? Raab? Not exactly a team with strength on the bench.

How many of them would want to get off the bench? Didn't BJ himself (the human blowjob) bottle it in 2016 after Cameron resigned, because of how things were in the immediate aftermath of Brexit?

 

[Sue]

How many of them would want to get off the bench? Didn't BJ himself (the human blowjob) bottle it in 2016 after Cameron resigned, because of how things were in the immediate aftermath of Brexit?

And on top of Brexit, chuck in a pandemic...

 

[Artaxerxes]

How many of them would want to get off the bench? Didn't BJ himself (the human blowjob) bottle it in 2016 after Cameron resigned, because of how things were in the immediate aftermath of Brexit?

He got stabbed in the arse by Gove.

Say one thing for Boris, say he's a coward.

 

[stavros]

Say one thing for Boris, say he's a coward.

Aw, can we not say he's a cunt as well?

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[frogwoman]

Downing Street looks like it is as covid secure as a face touching and hand shaking themed cruise tbh

 

[Ax^]

PM who has had covid gives to his colleges during an informal breakfast during lockdown

did he ask trump to hold his beer

 

[frogwoman]

Why can't he be serious for once? 51,000 people are dead and the economy is in the toilet, the least he could do is look like he's sorry about it. Nobody wants to hear about butcher's dogs and moon shots.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Why can't he be serious for once? 51,000 people are dead and the economy is in the toilet, the least he could do is look like he's sorry about it. Nobody wants to hear about butcher's dogs and moon shots.

He's brain damaged from the Covid.

And from the aristocrat inbreeding to.

 

[frogwoman]

He's brain damaged from the Covid.

And from the aristocrat inbreeding to.

No before he caught Covid he was going on about sombreros and freedom of exchange etc. Nobody is fucking interested.

 

[frogwoman]

Why is a butcher's dog supposed to be so fit anyway?

 

[fishfinger]

Why is a butcher's dog supposed to be so fit anyway?

It gets all the best meat.

 

[brogdale]

It gets all the best meat.

The Special stuff?

 

[fishfinger]

The Special stuff?

The woof stuff!

 

[Artaxerxes]

Why is a butcher's dog supposed to be so fit anyway?

Long Pork Gives You Wings.

 

[andysays]

And another one

Boris Johnson 'called Scottish devolution disaster'

Boris Johnson has come under fire for reportedly telling a virtual meeting of Conservative MPs that devolution had been a "disaster" in Scotland. Mr Johnson also reportedly described it as predecessor Tony Blair's "biggest mistake".

The SNP and Labour have both criticised Mr Johnson. But government sources suggested the prime minister had been making "more of a reference" to the SNP's running of Scotland than devolution in general.

 

[brogdale]

And another one

Boris Johnson 'called Scottish devolution disaster'

Self-isolation as ideology.

 

[frogwoman]

Surprised he's calling anything a disaster tbh.

 

[T & P]

Gotta fucking laugh about one of the biggest cheerleaders and promoters of fucking Brexit complaining about the rise of nationalism...

 

[Roadkill]

And another one

Boris Johnson 'called Scottish devolution disaster'

It's almost as if this government is trying to push Scotland into going independent. I'm sure it's not that - far too many Tories with a sentimental attachment to the union - but pretty much everything they do seems almost calculated to wind the Scots up and give ammo to the SNP. The incompetence of them is breathtaking.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's almost as if this government is trying to push Scotland into going independent. I'm sure it's not that - far too many Tories with a sentimental attachment to the union - but pretty much everything they do seems almost calculated to wind the Scots up and give ammo to the SNP. The incompetence of them is breathtaking.

they're incompetent in so many ways it would go against the grain for them to be on the ball with this

 

[maomao]

It's a disaster for him because everyone can see someone doing his job properly. Makes him look twice the cunt.