PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Buddy Bradley]

Haven't Manchester got any 100-year-old veterans they can set walking up and down their back gardens? I thought that's how we funded national priorities nowadays.

 

[quiet guy]

The main Twitter feed for the Manc Young Cunts is disavowing itself from the comment

 

[MrSki]

Gets called out for lying in the European parliament.

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Mirror has an 'exclusive' that Johnson will step down early next year because 150k isn't enough to pay all his child support.

 

[stavros]

The Mirror has an 'exclusive' that Johnson will step down early next year because 150k isn't enough to pay all his child support.

How does he know, or is he just playing it safe in case others emerge?

Yesterday at PMQs he appeared to accuse Sadiq Khan of bankrupting the Mayor's office, or at least TfL. He didn't contextualise it with the figures his predecessor spent on bridges that didn't exist and illegal water cannons, and gave up on revenue from extending the congestion charge into certain parts of London.

 

[agricola]

The Mirror has an 'exclusive' that Johnson will step down early next year because 150k isn't enough to pay all his child support.

That is no doubt what we'll be told, but he will have to go because of what his government has done over the virus and will do over Brexit. He'll go once we have left and then they'll spend every minute afterwards saying "well, that was then but we've changed now".

 

[stavros]

then they'll spend every minute afterwards saying "well, that was then but we've changed now".

Will it work for the Tories? The Labour front bench have been using the new management line ad nauseam since Starmer took the leadership, and the front runners for the Tories - Sunak, Gove, Raab - are all stalwarts of the Johnson cabinet.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Will it work for the Tories? The Labour front bench have been using the new management line ad nauseam since Starmer took the leadership, and the front runners for the Tories - Sunak, Gove, Raab - are all stalwarts of the Johnson cabinet.

But the tory party couldn't make a strategic choice for the leadership (which would probably be Sunak) because it's the senile, swivel-eyed party faithful who decide.

As for Starmer's 'new management' line, he was the worst bit of the old management ffs.

 

[Pickman's model]

Will it work for the Tories? The Labour front bench have been using the new management line ad nauseam since Starmer took the leadership, and the front runners for the Tories - Sunak, Gove, Raab - are all stalwarts of the Johnson cabinet.

Sunak will shortly be a busted flush

 

[Ax^]

in unrelated news priti patel is planning on blowing eu criminals out to the middle of the ocean with a desk top fan


and also stick 12 blades in Boris before Gove if he has to ask for a extension in december

 

[MrSki]

Cunt. He certainly is making enough fucking mistakes.

ETA 2nd clip. 1st one worth watching too.

 

[Supine]

The Mirror has an 'exclusive' that Johnson will step down early next year because 150k isn't enough to pay all his child support.

That story has been running for weeks! He probably wants to bugger off when brexit begins to hurt.

 

[two sheds]

Move to somewhere in Europe.

 

[brogdale]

Move to somewhere in Europe.

Giulino di Mezzegra might be nice.

 

[two sheds]

even better than Elba

 

[Sprocket.]

even better than Elba

Send him to St. Helena to lick the ‘special’ wallpaper!

 

[two sheds]

There's a calciner not too far from me that has pure arsenic caked on the flu walls.

Just sayin

 

[Sprocket.]

There's a calciner not too far from me that has pure arsenic caked on the flu walls.

Just sayin

Yes, why waste any more money on the dead leg bastard.

 

[Streathamite]

He'll go once we have left and then they'll spend every minute afterwards saying "well, that was then but we've changed now".

Pretty much the same trick Johnson himself pulled - "this is a new tory government"

 

[Chilli.s]

The jackass makes a fine PM, shows the role for what it is, a confidence trick

 

[Pickman's model]

Pretty much the same trick Johnson himself pulled - "this is a new tory government"

But it falls apart so much more quickly than previous models

 

[Streathamite]

But it falls apart so much more quickly than previous models

naturally - but the voters fell for it, which was all Johnson actually cared about.

 

[Pickman's model]

naturally - but the voters fell for it, which was all Johnson actually cared about.

Given his interest in the classics it would be unsurprising if he had given his historical reputation some thought, but he can rest assured there will never be another pm named Boris

 

[Streathamite]

Given his interest in the classics it would be unsurprising if he had given his historical reputation some thought, but he can rest assured there will never be another pm named Boris

They wouldn't risk it!
Only having 'neville' or 'chamberlain' in you name would be more asking for it.

 

[Streathamite]

Giulino di Mezzegra might be nice.

Are you sorting the, umm, hardware, or am I?

 

[Pickman's model]

They wouldn't risk it!
Only having 'neville' or 'chamberlain' in you name would be more asking for it.

You've spelt David Cameron wrong

 

[teqniq]

A whiff of dissention in the ranks:

PM on the ropes as London Tories rail against extension of congestion charge

MPs warn of ‘blood on the walls’ amid talks with Sadiq Khan over bailout for capital’s transport network

www.theguardian.com

 

[brogdale]

A whiff of dissention in the ranks:

PM on the ropes as London Tories rail against extension of congestion charge

MPs warn of ‘blood on the walls’ amid talks with Sadiq Khan over bailout for capital’s transport network

www.theguardian.com

The outer GL tory MPs know they'll be damaged by any threat to the 'Womble' pass for the oldies.

 

[Streathamite]

You've spelt David Cameron wrong

V good!

 

[scifisam]

I think implying that the woman has been bought with government money is really fucking disgraceful and misogynistic.

It depends, though. If you think women who work as prostitutes are disgraceful, then it's a disgraceful thing to suggest. If, on the other hand, you think it's spending public money on sex that's disgraceful, then you can condemn it without condemning the woman. And being paid for sex is prostitution.