PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

Cold war Steve is great today

 

[MrSki]

From today's PMQs

Starmer: "This is my last question and I'm sure the PM has his pre-prepared rant as usual, but maybe he can seize the moment and answer a question."

“I know for someone who has been an opportunist all his life, this is difficult to understand.”

 

[Pickman's model]

From today's PMQs


[QUOTE “I know for someone who has been an opportunist all his life, this is difficult to understand.” ]

[/QUOTE]
What was the question?

 

[two sheds]

Did he actually ask one?

 

[MrSki]

What was the question?

 

[ViolentPanda]

Name one

Cheesecloth shirts with a paisley design on them, and collars so large that you'd take off in a high wind.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Tank tops. Cheesecloth shirts. Leeds Utd's Admiral-styled strip. Platform shoes. White sequinned (or rhinestne-studded) jump suits with flared trousers. Flares, full stop. tie-dye. Kaftans. JohnTravolta's dancing clobber in Saturday Night Fever..... the list is long, and me mum dressed me in the first two.

You forgot safari suits & Birmingham Bags.

 

[Streathamite]

You forgot safari suits & Birmingham Bags.

EEEKK!!!
oh, the horror, the horror....

 

[two sheds]

collars so large that you'd take off in a high wind.

I think you're talking about the 1700s there. Easy mistake to make.

 

[Streathamite]

Cheesecloth shirts with a paisley design on them, and collars so large that you'd take off in a high wind.

Seconded.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I think you're talking about the 1700s there. Easy mistake to make.

I'm ViolentPanda, not Sasaferrato

 

[equationgirl]

There's vintage men's trousers to be had on eBay ViolentPanda .

 

[ViolentPanda]

There's vintage men's trousers to be had on eBay ViolentPanda .

Hell, no!!!

 

[MrSki]

 

[brogdale]

Hold onto your breakfasts...

 

[Sue]

'Bombarded by his passion.'

 

[brogdale]

'Bombarded by his passion.'

I know...touch of the Oaten about it?

 

[Artaxerxes]

'Bombarded by his passion.'

Bit of the old bukkake

 

[maomao]

Surely she'll get sued for breaking one of his many superinjunctions now.

 

[magneze]

 

[Pickman's model]

2020 has been the best year yet for sales of my tiny violins which peaked first when Boris Johnson was hospitalised

 

[andysays]

2020 has been the best year yet for sales of my tiny violins which peaked first when Boris Johnson was hospitalised

It's also been a good year for at least one violinist, if the rumours are to be believed.

 

[teqniq]

 

[Streathamite]

It's also been a good year for at least one violinist, if the rumours are to be believed.

Sorry, i'm being a tad slow here, but could you please explain that one to me?

 

[ska invita]

.

 

[maomao]

Sorry, i'm being a tad slow here, but could you please explain that one to me?

He's referencing the young Russian violinist that a certain politician may or may not be having it away with. Or are you confused by the idea that it's a good year for her. Sounds like a fucking terrible year to me.

 

[Streathamite]

He's referencing the young Russian violinist that a certain politician may or may not be having it away with. Or are you confused by the idea that it's a good year for her. Sounds like a fucking terrible year to me.

aahh yes...no I simply forgot about that.

 

[andysays]

He's referencing the young Russian violinist that a certain politician may or may not be having it away with. Or are you confused by the idea that it's a good year for her. Sounds like a fucking terrible year to me.

I wasn't sure that "good" was quite the right word, but couldn't think of a better one

 

[not-bono-ever]

Hold onto your breakfasts...

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there’s a bit more to this than a fling I warrant . But you likely know anyway

 

[MrSki]