PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ska invita]

Caption competition.

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[existentialist]

Well, that's short and sweet

 

[Pickman's model]

Well, that's short and sweet

i see johnson's lizard sweat has bleached the blue from the side of the phaser

 

[Lord Camomile]

Johnson is definitely not his usual boisterous "rah-rah" self in Parliament today. Don't know if he's finally located his "appropriate" button, or if he's just knackered.

 

[Serge Forward]

Hungover?

 

[existentialist]

I think he looks quite poorly. He has aged significantly over the last year, and looks tired and even a little bit hunted.

Whether it's long Covid, booze, drugs, or just a dilettante who's just found his favourite paddling pool has turned into the Mariana Trench, I have no idea, but I reckon he's probably not long for the job...

 

[brogdale]

I think he looks quite poorly. He has aged significantly over the last year, and looks tired and even a little bit hunted.

Whether it's long Covid, booze, drugs, or just a dilettante who's just found his favourite paddling pool has turned into the Mariana Trench, I have no idea, but I reckon he's probably not long for the job...

 

[not a trot]

I think he looks quite poorly. He has aged significantly over the last year, and looks tired and even a little bit hunted.

Whether it's long Covid, booze, drugs, or just a dilettante who's just found his favourite paddling pool has turned into the Mariana Trench, I have no idea, but I reckon he's probably not long for the job...

No experience, but I'd be more then happy to knock up a coffin for him. I'd even do it for free.

 

[existentialist]

No experience, but I'd be more then happy to knock up a coffin for him. I'd even do it for free.

Who needs a coffin? A shroud would be enough.

 

[Orang Utan]

Who needs a coffin? A shroud would be enough.

Or a gibbet

 

[existentialist]

Or a gibbet

Yeah, but you need something to put the bits the crows won't eat in...

 

[Artaxerxes]

I can get vultures on the cheap, just stick him in a tower somewhere

 

[andysays]

"I'll use this to spray some water on there and then we'll try and comb it a bit."

That's what I actually thought was happening when I first saw the photo

 

[klang]

Yeah, but you need something to put the bits the crows won't eat in...

just use a mincer.

 

[ddraig]

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[stavros]

Does he write his own material, or is there a team of wonks to do it for him?

The end of England's lockdown will not happen with a "big bang" but will instead be a "gradual unwrapping", Boris Johnson has told MPs.

 

[steeplejack]

This aged well.

 

[Pickman's model]

Does he write his own material, or is there a team of wonks to do it for him?

Every week six boxes of crayons and six flip charts are brought in to 10 downing street, leading to suspicions abdpj does write his own

Careful observers will not that Johnson's cuffs frequently bear mute witness to his crayon scrawling

 

[Pickman's model]

I think he looks quite poorly. He has aged significantly over the last year, and looks tired and even a little bit hunted.

Whether it's long Covid, booze, drugs, or just a dilettante who's just found his favourite paddling pool has turned into the Mariana Trench, I have no idea, but I reckon he's probably not long for the job...

The penguins hope they'll be dining on him before the onset of the antarctic winter

 

[teqniq]

 

[brogdale]

Really hope these poor old folks told the bulstercunt to back off out of their space...

 

[stavros]

I think leisure bike rides, such as Johnson's to Stratford, should be encouraged, especially amongst those of a wider girth and with a propensity for laziness.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I think leisure bike rides, such as Johnson's to Stratford, should be encouraged, especially amongst those of a wider girth and with a propensity for laziness.

He drove to Stratford and took a ride around the park. Probably.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[editor]

 

[teqniq]

This is dire as fuck:

 

[ska invita]

This is dire as fuck:

"i would put myself in the category of people who believe that err its important to stick up for your err history, your your your traditions... and ting "

 

[nogojones]

 

[MrSki]

So looking forward to a wonderful special relationship?

 

[A380]