PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Ax^]

now get back to work plebs

 

[Ax^]

better by spring vaccine

and mass testing in minutes

 

[quiet guy]

Testing- that's the hope, that's the dream

 

[Ax^]

he going to quit after we crash out of europe

 

[two sheds]

yep next person coming in will be able to say nothing to do with us "Under new management" - ah I've seen that somewhere else.

 

[maomao]

I'm glad I got lumbered with putting the kids to bed tonight. Sounds like it's saved my telly a kicking. Cunt.

 

[Sue]

Did I miss anything? I mean, anything of interest?

 

[Mogden]

We told you to go back to work, get into Pret and stuff your faces, send your sprogs back to school to share germs, go and out eat masses for little money. We'll keep saying we cos we're blaming you for this.

And now Bozo is "spiritually reluctant"??!?

 

[Mogden]

I mean who wrote his speech. Were they on a bet to see how many ways they could wind us up?

 

[Raheem]

Never in our history have we stood before a challenge such as this. So pubs are going to shut an hour early. I know it will be hard, but if we all stand together, I think that should do it.

 

[Pickman's model]

Our Disgraced Prime Minister?

Future penguin shit

 

[Pickman's model]

I mean who wrote his speech. Were they on a bet to see how many ways they could wind us up?

It was pisspoor eg the bit where he says we have to work together to get through the winter together.

He'd have done more to persuade if he said he'd top himself if we suppressed the virus

 

[Numbers]

Badgers Pickman's model I might get a t-shirt made up with those 2 lines.

With each line underlined by a line of coke.

 

[Ax^]

*raises eyebrow

pics or gtfo

 

[Pickman's model]

Never in our history have we stood before a challenge such as this. So pubs are going to shut an hour early. I know it will be hard, but if we all stand together, I think that should do it.

If he wants social distance he can go to grytviken now

 

[Nine Bob Note]

'In a change to the scheduled programme,' BBC1 now showing an unexpected episode of Would I Lie To You?

 

[Pickman's model]

'In a change to the scheduled programme,' BBC1 now showing an unexpected episode of Would I Lie To You?

If it's got the pm on it's 'i would lie to you'

 

[Numbers]

*raises eyebrow

pics or gtfo

Not sure who/where/how one can do such a thing/design but a go I shall give it.

 

[Mogden]

Not sure who/where/how one can do such a thing/design but a go I shall give it.

I think you can design your own on Redbubble

 

[not-bono-ever]

i missed this as i was having a nap. nothing new from the foundering shitbag then

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Missed it, was reading batman stories to my kids. Did I miss any actual policy/news/lockdown, or was it just waffle?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

He slipped in a bit about the army backing up the police if necessary

 

[Ax^]

Missed it, was reading batman stories to my kids. Did I miss any actual policy/news/lockdown, or was it just waffle?

waffle and nothing matt hancock has done is his fault

its yours for going back to school, uni and work after we told you

also if you went on holiday damn you for needing to be tested after returning

if we close the pubs at 10 pm its my battle of Britannia moment

snitch in time saves nine

Basic Boris Waffle

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Christ, we're fucked, aren't we?

 

[Pickman's model]

Christ, we're fucked, aren't we?

utterly

 

[Badgers]

Christ, we're fucked, aren't we?

Yes. For some considerable time now.

 

[bimble]

‘Spiritually reluctant’ is great, I’ll be using that to explain not doing stuff that I don’t want to do. I’m spiritually reluctant to clean the toilet.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Christ, we're fucked, aren't we?

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes. For some considerable time now.

And not in a good way either

 

[Badgers]

And not in a good way either

Stiff upper lip eh?