PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Fun fact: Carrie Symonds’ dad was a co-founder of the Independent in 1986 and her mother a lawyer for the paper. The current owner of the (online only now) version of the Independent is one E. Lebedev......

And in the auld days Alex was in the indie before moving to the torygraph

 

[Pickman's model]

Fun fact: Carrie Symonds’ dad was a co-founder of the Independent in 1986 and her mother a lawyer for the paper. The current owner of the (online only now) version of the Independent is one E. Lebedev......

Another fun fact is that the only 'quality' daily Johnson hasn't been sacked from is the independent

 

[stavros]

Another fun fact is that the only 'quality' daily Johnson hasn't been sacked from is the independent

He hasn't been sacked for the Telegraph, has he? He was their star columnist for many a year, in between his various attempts at politics.

And as far as I know he's never been near the Graun, not the FT.

 

[MrSki]

Bristol.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Streathamite]

trying to be very, very fair here; he could turn out a readable op-ed column, by Tory journoes (low-ish) atandards.
Apart from that, right on every point. in fact, 'shit' should be changed to 'shit and utterly venal'.

 

[two sheds]

trying to be very, very fair here; he could turn out a readable op-ed column, by Tory journoes (low-ish) atandards.

True - still shit though

 

[Streathamite]

True - still shit though

Yep!

 

[Roadkill]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Pickman's model]

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She's saying she's carrying his 12th child

 

[Orang Utan]

This clattering buffoon
This philandering honey monster
This coked up clown
This yawning welly top of an arsehole

 

[magneze]

Look at the eyes. He knew it was bollocks even then.

 

[eatmorecheese]

It's really hard for me to be even slightly objective about this cunt. It's visceral with me. He encapsulates every pig-headed, rugger bugger public school bluffer that plagued my schooldays. I get particularly triggered by his obvious nostalgia for empire, that empty self-confidence of racial and national superiority.

Wanker. Cunty-cunt wanker shit-headed Latin-quipping arsehole.

He has also perpetrated the biggest pile of self-serving bullshit on the British people of any politician I can think of, and that's against some exemplary competition from both parties.

Can't we do a deal and swap him for Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe? Evin prison would be a doddle for him, I'm sure.

(sorry, shit work day, thought this might be therapeutic. Don't think it has been)

 

[two sheds]

May or may not have been therapeutic 100% accurate though

 

[Pickman's model]

It's really hard for me to be even slightly objective about this cunt. It's visceral with me. He encapsulates every pig-headed, rugger bugger public school bluffer that plagued my schooldays. I get particularly triggered by his obvious nostalgia for empire, that empty self-confidence of racial and national superiority.

Wanker. Cunty-cunt wanker shit-headed Latin-quipping arsehole.

He has also perpetrated the biggest pile of self-serving bullshit on the British people of any politician I can think of, and that's against some exemplary competition from both parties.

Can't we do a deal and swap him for Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe? Evin prison would be a doddle for him, I'm sure.

(sorry, shit work day, thought this might be therapeutic. Don't think it has been)

Cathartic maybe

 

[Pickman's model]

This clattering buffoon
This philandering honey monster
This coked up clown
This yawning welly top of an arsehole

The cunt cursed it in January

 

[andysays]

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He's fucked things up so bad there won't be any pantos this year...

...there may not even be any Christmas.

 

[two sheds]

Fucking tories stealing our Christmas

 

[Ax^]

It's really hard for me to be even slightly objective about this cunt. It's visceral with me. He encapsulates every pig-headed, rugger bugger public school bluffer that plagued my schooldays. I get particularly triggered by his obvious nostalgia for empire, that empty self-confidence of racial and national superiority.

Wanker. Cunty-cunt wanker shit-headed Latin-quipping arsehole.

He has also perpetrated the biggest pile of self-serving bullshit on the British people of any politician I can think of, and that's against some exemplary competition from both parties.

Can't we do a deal and swap him for Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe? Evin prison would be a doddle for him, I'm sure.

(sorry, shit work day, thought this might be therapeutic. Don't think it has been)

all fair comments

 

[Ax^]

Fucking tories stealing our Christmas

Hey its all normal for Boris

if he had to spend christmas with his children it would be weird

 

[two sheds]

bits of him could be shared between the different children

 

[vanya]

Do I detect a lack of appreciation for our Glorious Leader?

 

[Pickman's model]

Do I detect a lack of appreciation for our Gory-arsed Leader?

ffy

 

[Ax^]

its all your fault for spreading it after we told you to go to work and school

 

[Badgers]

Do I detect a lack of appreciation for our Glorious Leader?

Our Disgraced Prime Minister?

 

[Ax^]

kinda telling he is not mentioning a vaccine

 

[Ax^]

but not Dominic

 

[quiet guy]

Dear God what a disengenuous fuck he is. Trying to play down the crap that they did at the start of the pandemic.

 

[Ax^]

We told you to go for a test


damn you for going for test and exposing our system