Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
‘Spiritually reluctant’ is great,
Sounds like brewers droop.
‘Spiritually reluctant’ is great,
Lie back and try not to think of englandStiff upper lip eh?
He's fucked things up so bad there won't be any pantos this year...
...there may not even be any Christmas.
It'll be always winter but never Christmas...
Fuck now I like Boris.
Led by Donkeys did a good one for the beginning of Covid-19. ETA up to early May.The round up of the year programmes are going to be great this year aren't they! It'll just be a montage of Johnson fuck ups.
It'll be always winter but never Christmas
Here it is. Well worth the 9 minutes.
Here it is. Well worth the 9 minutes.
Damning - would also have like to have seen 5th March with him saying we should "take it on the chin"
Do I detect a lack of appreciation for our Glorious Leader?
He was not nearly killed by it. He needed a bit of oxygen. Not on a ventilator or an induced coma.Having nearly been killed by Covid19 he is clearly a wiser but no less incompetent man
Or drying out.if he really had it and wasn't hiding in a fridge...
Ooh do we all get a go?strangely satisfying
Ooh do we all get a go?
He may have gone to Eton and Oxford and been mayor of London but that doesn't mean he can't be a thick as pigshit ignorant yahoo with all the charm of a dog shit in your bedI must admit, I am baffled by how Johnson continues to be so monumentally shit at PMQs.
OK, I get that a skilled, experienced and very able barrister has a huge natural advantage over a hack journo who has wiunged it all the way to becoming PM, but even so....ever since he stood for Tory leader as overwhelming favourite to win, he knew these sessions were coming his way. He's had over a year's practice at them now, and he has a whole flotilla of advisers and civil servants to prepare him for them. And it really shouldn't be that hard ro anticipate what questions Sir Quiff might ask. It's not as if there aren't obvious contenders.
Today wasn't his worst ever, but he was still truly dreadful.
All true!He may have gone to Eton and Oxford and been mayor of London but that doesn't mean he can't be a thick as pigshit ignorant yahoo with all the charm of a dog shit in your bed
all the charm of a dog shit in your bed