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PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

It's really hard for me to be even slightly objective about this cunt. It's visceral with me. He encapsulates every pig-headed, rugger bugger public school bluffer that plagued my schooldays. I get particularly triggered by his obvious nostalgia for empire, that empty self-confidence of racial and national superiority.

Wanker. Cunty-cunt wanker shit-headed Latin-quipping arsehole.

He has also perpetrated the biggest pile of self-serving bullshit on the British people of any politician I can think of, and that's against some exemplary competition from both parties.

Can't we do a deal and swap him for Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe? Evin prison would be a doddle for him, I'm sure.

(sorry, shit work day, thought this might be therapeutic. Don't think it has been)

Probably less sodomy in an Iranian prison, than at Eton.
 
I was reading elsewhere that his girlfriend has left him, because he's shagging a female violinist. I can't find a reliable source to back this up.

What say you?
 
I was reading elsewhere that his girlfriend has left him, because he's shagging a female violinist. I can't find a reliable source to back this up.

What say you?
Unlikely. She'll be a single mum, without any other notable source of income, trying to screw alimony out of someone with massively shitty previous in that regard, and the entire Tory establishment gunning for her.
Tories tend to know which side their bread's buttered
 
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Unlikely. She'll be a single mum, without any other notable source of income, trying to screw alimony out of someone with massively shitty previous in that regard, and the entire Tory establishment gunning for her.
Tories tend to know which side their bread's buttered
She is on holiday at a £600 a night hotel in lake Como with Wilfred & a few mates.

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Unlikely. She'll be a single mum, without any other notable source of income, trying to screw alimony out of someone with massively shitty previous in that regard, and the entire Tory establishment gunning for her.
Tories tend to know which side their bread's buttered
Alimony for divorced women in the us
If cs wants money from bj for child maintenance all she has to do is approach the child maintenance service & if needs be the money can be deducted from his salary
 
what's the point in this kind of coyness? What do they say?

A history with Perugia


It’s been fun watching No.10 try to convince the British public that Boris Johnson couldn’t possibly have taken a mini-break to Perugia last weekend as he was, supposedly, in church. But the strangest bit to us is the suggestion that staff at Perugia airport would fail to correctly identify Boris Johnson. It’s not as if he hasn’t made spectacle of himself there before.
As was widely reported last year, Boris tried to take a discreet trip to Perugia back in 2018, slipping loose from his security in order to attend one of Evgeny Lebedev’s parties. We might never have known the details had Boris not caught the eye of fellow passengers by turning up to the airport absolutely hanging out of his arse, looking like he’d slept in his clothes and unable to walk in a straight line to the plane.
But his appearances there stretch back further. We first wrote in October 2015 about a Popbitch reader who found himself waiting to board a flight from Perugia to Stansted with Boris. In characteristically disheveled fashion, Boris seemed flustered by the parade of people wanting to take selfies with him there. But whether that’s because he was hungover, or because they were interrupting the farewell he’d been trying to give a young Italian woman, it’s impossible to know.
 
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