PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Numbers]

Yeh but his innards would have to go to landfill

My cousin is a pig farmer and would happily ensure there’d be no need for landfill.

 

[Pickman's model]

My cousin is a pig farmer and would happily ensure there’d be no need for landfill.

He'd use the guts for sausage casings?

 

[mauvais]

what might running Ofcom mean in pracitice? When people complain about BLM necklaces the complaints will upheld? Id like to hope Ofcom has standards not defined by one person at the top of it

Forget about complaint responses. Aside from budgets, Ofcom is probably the biggest restrictor on what the BBC can and can't do, based on things like the effect on commercial competition. It does lots of non-media stuff too, like Internet and cellular regulation, but that's a big one.

It's been suggested that both Dacre and Moore are not actually going to get these jobs but are put up as another culture war distraction. I don't know. Moore would be very bad news for the BBC, to the largely unknown extent of what the chairman can actually do. It's not like we really understand what role Clementi (who?) has played.

Me, I'll wait until it settles. Remember all that stuff about Elizabeth Murdoch being lined up for BBC DG?

 

[Pickman's model]

Forget about complaint responses. Aside from budgets, Ofcom is probably the biggest restrictor on what the BBC can and can't do, based on things like the effect on commercial competition. It does lots of non-media stuff too, like Internet and cellular regulation, but that's a big one.

It's been suggested that both Dacre and Moore are not actually going to get these jobs but are put up as another culture war distraction. I don't know. Moore would be very bad news for the BBC, to the largely unknown extent of what the chairman can actually do. It's not like we really understand what role Clementi (who?) has played.

Me, I'll wait until it settles. Remember all that stuff about Elizabeth Murdoch being lined up for BBC DG?

Until they found Elisabeth Murdoch wasn't Elizabeth Murdoch

 

[MrSki]

More from Bristol.

 

[Struwwelpeter]

More from Bristol.

I thought eating babies was ok with urban 75? Or am I just showing my age?

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

I thought eating babies was ok with urban 75? Or am I just showing my age?

All vegan now, mate.

 

[andysays]

All vegan now, mate.

"baby vegetable eating anarchists"

 

[Pickman's model]

"baby vegetable eating anarchists"

tenderstem broccoli eating anarchists

 

[Badgers]

Avocado adoring anarchists

 

[Pickman's model]

Avocado adoring anarchists

the association of avacado adoring autonomist anarchist astronauts

 

[Raheem]

Ocado avocado aficionados.

 

[brogdale]

Ocado avocado aficionados.

They're Marx & Spencer now.

 

[Cloo]

So apparently Boris recorded a message for the Jews of Britain last week on the Jewish New Year, which curiously we only heard about this evening because our in-laws were sent it via email from relatives in Israel and South Africa. In-laws said no one they know if the UK had heard of it (including us), which makes you wonder what audience it was actually intended for, as it doesn't seem to be British Jews.

 

[Sue]

tenderstem broccoli eating anarchists

Avocado adoring anarchists

Gentrification.

 

[MrSki]

What a standing ovation.

 

[frogwoman]

So apparently Boris recorded a message for the Jews of Britain last week on the Jewish New Year, which curiously we only heard about this evening because our in-laws were sent it via email from relatives in Israel and South Africa. In-laws said no one they know if the UK had heard of it (including us), which makes you wonder what audience it was actually intended for, as it doesn't seem to be British Jews.

Starmer did a new years message too. And Sturgeon.

 

[TopCat]

Bumbling arse.

 

[stavros]

"Misspeaking" is at least different from all times he's been "taken out of context".

 

[quiet guy]

He really is plumbing the depths of inadequacy with 6 in/6 out fiasco. Then he's all over the news with the skills training, just wish he would retrain as something else far, far away where he doesn't have any responsibility.

 

[Raheem]

Then he's all over the news with the skills training,

"Right, none of you are going to have a job in a few months' time, so I've come up with an idea..."

 

[Pickman's model]

He really is plumbing the depths of inadequacy with 6 in/6 out fiasco. Then he's all over the news with the skills training, just wish he would retrain as something else far, far away where he doesn't have any responsibility.

A corpse perhaps

 

[teqniq]

 

[2hats]

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A right tool for the job.

 

[Pickman's model]

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Can't be a freemason the way he's staring in incomprehension at the trowel

 

[existentialist]

Can't be a freemason the way he's staring in incomprehension at the trowel

He'd probably end up tripping over the goat

 

[two sheds]

From the same

er

trip

"Bricks you say eh? And what do you use them for?"

 

[Orang Utan]

A right tool for the job.

A bad tool always blames his workmen

 

[Raheem]

"Not bad, Prime Minister, but I thought Stan Laurel was the skinny one."

 

[MrSki]