PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Raheem]

We will not hesitate to take further measures if pandemic worsens, Johnson warns.

Pandemic worsened a bit today, but in the end we decided now wasn't the time and we should wait a bit, he adds.

 

[Pickman's model]

We will not hesitate to take further measures if pandemic worsens, Johnson warns.

Pandemic worsened a bit today, but in the end we decided now wasn't the time and we should wait a bit, he adds.

We'll enjoy it more when he reaps his well deserved and terminal fate.

 

[Shellee]

Misspoke is a very useful word, covers them for both being thick and lying as the situation demands, plus I like to read it as Miss Poke.

 

[hash tag]

In Johnsons case miss and poke is more apt.

 

[Pickman's model]

Misspoke is a very useful word, covers them for both being thick and lying as the situation demands, plus I like to read it as Miss Poke.

Miss poke is his latest squeeze

 

[Raheem]

Miss poke is his latest squeeze

Thought it was Miss Squeeze who was his...

...never mind.

 

[Pickman's model]

Thought it was Miss Squeeze who was his...

...never mind.

He is as reported to be as accurate as he is in the commons. It is amazing how he has managed to amass eleven children

 

[Numbers]

We'll enjoy it more when he reaps his well deserved and terminal fate.

2020 just got better.

 

[stavros]

It is amazing how he has managed to amass eleven children

His withdrawal bill always fails.

 

[andysays]

Thought it was Miss Squeeze who was his...

...never mind.

I heard it was Miss Fiddle

 

[hash tag]

Obey the rules, stop the spread they tell us. Wear masks in shops. Keep your distance. We see Johnson junior break the rules. We see his advisors breaking the rules and his ministers and now we see his father returning from yet another overseas holiday shopping without a mask.
F U C K them, fuck the lot of them. How am I supposed to feel safe out there when he does this. Arsehole

 

[equationgirl]

Obey the rules, stop the spread they tell us. Wear masks in shops. Keep your distance. We see Johnson junior break the rules. We see his advisors breaking the rules and his ministers and now we see his father returning from yet another overseas holiday shopping without a mask.
F U C K them, fuck the lot of them. How am I supposed to feel safe out there when he does this. Arsehole

I'm refusing to meet friends irl until two weeks after I was in our office in London, just to be on the safe side. So stuff like this annoys me too.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

To be fair, the clues are always there. He did say he was committed to a greener future during a recent press conference. Whilst he drank coffee from a one time paper cup.
Just to think in that room of unconventional weirdos, one might have spotted this really obvious mistake and got a China cup. Just for the press conference. Even if they didn’t mean it. You know, just to look a bit more professional. But nah. Course not, why should it be anything more than rubbish.

 

[Raheem]

To be fair, the clues are always there. He did say he was committed to a greener future during a recent press conference. Whilst he drank coffee from a one time paper cup.
Just to think in that room of unconventional weirdos, one might have spotted this really obvious mistake and got a China cup. Just for the press conference. Even if they didn’t mean it. You know, just to look a bit more professional. But nah. Course not, why should it be anything more than rubbish.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

She obviously was off sick on the one I watched. A few weeks ago I think. To be honest I don’t know when it was. Nothing makes sense anymore and I’ve forgotten all concepts of time.
I seem to recall something like that in 1984.
Anyway I digress. I started a new job yesterday. Or at least I was present and ready to work before realizing today was the 1st.
it’s difficult to take anything seriously nowadays.

 

[hash tag]

I hear he he has sent trump all of out best wishes
Not in my name.

 

[two sheds]

hehe ?

 

[existentialist]

I hear he he has sent trump all of out best wishes
Not in my name.

There are times when one has to hold one's nose and just Do The Right Thing. Biden will know - or have been advised - this.

Anyway, it's amusing to think that Trump & Co won't ever quite know what he's really thinking

 

[maomao]

There are times when one has to hold one's nose and just Do The Right Thing. Biden will know - or have been advised - this.

Anyway, it's amusing to think that Trump & Co won't ever quite know what he's really thinking

I think he's talking about Boris given it's the Boris thread.

 

[existentialist]

I think he's talking about Boris given it's the Boris thread.

Oops.

 

[hash tag]

Can anyone tell the difference...they are all as bad as each other

 

[Badgers]

 

[MrSki]

Totally on top of this. He has taken back control.

 

[two sheds]

Class ending to that clip

 

[Badgers]

 

[MrSki]

Another clip from the waffling wanker.

 

[magneze]

3rd wave in January

 

[brogdale]

Having a complete mare yesterday in his interviews...at 1.14. in this one there's the tell-tale eyes off to the aides...for fucks sake dig me out of this.

 

[brogdale]

There's also a clip of one interview about Leeds hospital funding in which Johnson literally has to pick up his crib-sheet to check the numbers...can't find that atm, though.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Another clip from the waffling wanker.

Star journalists is a flawed concept anyway, if your very good you shouldn’t be part of the story.