PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ViolentPanda]

How lucky he was he wasn't at a short plank factory

Zwei kurze plankenfabriken, nicht eine.

 

[teqniq]

Complete dickhead.

 

[Pickman's model]

Complete dickhead.

even the bbc are suggesting that people shoot the pm
the penguins will be most disappointed

 

[NoXion]

Wasn't he blaming us for rising infections just a few days ago? Make up your floppy little mind, you fucking turd.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Wasn't he blaming us for rising infections just a few days ago? Make up your floppy little mind, you fucking turd.

He's being entirely consistent; we have to support the economy, but in a sensible and responsible way that doesn't risk spreading the virus. If you don't do either of those things, you're a wrong'un.

I don't think it could be any simpler

 

[elbows]

Who is Mrs Johnson (senior)? It's otherwise a family of exhibitionists, but I've never heard her mentioned before.

Is she ashamed?

Its a historical matter.

Born Charlotte Offlow Fawcett in Oxford, Charlotte Johnson Wahl is the daughter of Frances (née Lowe) and Sir James Fawcett.[3] She was the granddaughter of Americans Elias Avery Lowe, a palaeographer of Russian Jewish descent,[4] and Helen Tracy Lowe-Porter, a translator. She read English at Oxford University, and was the first married female undergraduate at Lady Margaret Hall. She interrupted her studies to go to the US with her husband Stanley Johnson whom she met at Oxford and married in Marylebone, London in 1963.

Johnson Wahl is the mother of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, the former MP Jo Johnson, the journalist Rachel Johnson, and the entrepreneur Leo Johnson. She and Stanley Johnson divorced in 1979. Johnson Wahl then married American professor Nicholas Wahl in 1988, but was widowed in 1996. She was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease at the age of 40.[5]

During Boris Johnson's speech to the Conservative Party conference in October 2019, he discussed that his mother voted for the United Kingdom to leave the European Union in the 2016 referendum.[9]

Charlotte Johnson Wahl - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[MrSki]

So either he is not up on his brief again or is just bullshitting.

 

[andysays]

Complete dickhead.

That "Eat Out to Help the Virus Out" scheme worked well in August.

Maybe they can run a two-for-one cinema promotion for the month of November.

 

[Struwwelpeter]

Comparing the media's reaction to Diane Abbott's less numerate performances with Johnson's, one might conclude that the media are rascist, sexist and biased against the left, but I'm probably just imagining it.

 

[SlideshowBob]

That "Eat Out to Help the Virus Out" scheme worked well in August.

Maybe they can run a two-for-one cinema promotion for the month of November.

Half-price on your popcorn if you agree to share a tub with a stranger.

 

[quiet guy]

With a large bucket of pop and a straw to share

 

[not a trot]

With a large bucket of pop and a straw to share

But is it a paper straw ?

 

[quiet guy]

Reusable, saving the planet one straw at a time

 

[existentialist]

Make up your own jokes...

 

[Artaxerxes]

Make up your own jokes...
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Thats going to piss the NIMBY's right off then.

 

[Pickman's model]

Make up your own jokes...
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It's going to take to 2030 to build a power station around the prime minister

 

[Raheem]

That "Eat Out to Help the Virus Out" scheme worked well in August.

Maybe they can run a two-for-one cinema promotion for the month of November.

Maybe they will show they're serious about tackling the virus by announcing a scheme for double-priced meals in all restaurants, so we can get back to where we would have been.

 

[Humberto]

£3 for two every seventh Wednesday in Morrisons if you apply for your free Morrisons loyalty card gift card.

 

[Raheem]

£3 for two every seventh Wednesday in Morrisons if you apply for your free Morrisons loyalty card gift card.

To be clear though, that will be the rule for west South Yorkshire.

 

[Callum91]

To be clear though, that will be the rule for west South Yorkshire.

Only on a leap year though.

 

[brogdale]

I'm sure he can hear them in his head.

 

[Pickman's model]

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I'm sure he can hear them in his head.

JEERS boris JEERS

 

[brogdale]

JEERS boris JEERS

 

[maomao]

Build back better is such a shit slogan. Alliteration is no substitute for sense.

 

[two sheds]

MAGA - will we get Build back better hats?

 

[2hats]

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I'm sure he can hear them in his head.

Johnson says he wants a high. Skills low, crime economy.

 

[maomao]

Apparently he's setting out a vision for 2030. None of us knew he was capable of thinking eight hours ahead.

 

[Pickman's model]

MAGA - will we get Build back better hats?

can we fix it?

YES WE CAN

 

[Artaxerxes]

Apparently he's setting out a vision for 2030. None of us knew he was capable of thinking eight hours ahead.

It just means he doesn’t actually need to deliver, always thinking ahead

 

[Pickman's model]