PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[2hats]

Apparently he's setting out a vision for 2030. None of us knew he was capable of thinking eight hours ahead.

2030 vision...

 

[Sue]

can we fix it?

YES WE CAN

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I must admit I feel sorry for the penguins...

 

[Pickman's model]

I must admit I feel sorry for the penguins...

a host of top ornithologists have signed up to the idea, including bill oddie and tony soper

but every precaution is being taken as the project aims to improve penguin health and we will be trying them with more moderate less extreme tories before converting boris johnson to penguin feed. at the first sign of any adverse reaction labour politicians - to whom the penguins have already shown a decided liking - will be used instead. but not lib dems who do something awful to penguin insides, they get fed to the larger squid of the southern ocean

 

[stavros]

2030 vision...

Dom's postcard from his jaunt in March.

 

[quiet guy]

Bojo just can't help himself "Saudi Arabia is to oil what Britain is to wind power"

 

[Pickman's model]

Bojo just can't help himself "Saudi Arabia is to oil what Britain is to wind power"

Tbh our wind power would be much poorer if it wasn't for the great gusts of flatulence emanating from downing street

 

[MrSki]

"A wind turbine couldn't take the skin off a rice pudding" I wonder who said that?

 

[2hats]

"A wind turbine couldn't take the skin off a rice pudding" I wonder who said that?

Wind farms couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding, says Boris Johnson

Wind farms couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding, Boris Johnson has said, warning the UK is facing a major energy crisis.

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

Wind farms couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding, says Boris Johnson

Wind farms couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding, Boris Johnson has said, warning the UK is facing a major energy crisis.

www.telegraph.co.uk

That was before parliament ramped up its wind production to hitherto unknown levels

 

[MrSki]

 

[ska invita]

Complete dickhead.

TBF if you read the article he says: Go and stand outside the nearest closed cinema, but only with someone from your own household and remain at least 1 meter apart

 

[philosophical]

There are apparently too many do gooders in the judiciary.
Well we know the law is there to be broken, in limited and specific ways, but what does he want now?
Do badders?
Do as I sayers?
He is a complete and utter cunt.

 

[kabbes]

Britain is already the European leader in wind, to be fair. We produce a lot of wind power, a lot of it off-shore. Because we also experience a high proportion of Europe’s wind. It is a logical thing for us to do, to focus on wind power.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Britain is already the European leader in wind, to be fair. We produce a lot of wind power, a lot of it off-shore. Because we also experience a high proportion of Europe’s wind. It is a logical thing for us to do, to focus on wind power.

Plus we all love a curry.

 

[two sheds]

You've made me want a take-away now

 

[Raheem]

You've made me want a take-away now

First time I've heard it called that.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Britain is already the European leader in wind, to be fair. We produce a lot of wind power, a lot of it off-shore. Because we also experience a high proportion of Europe’s wind. It is a logical thing for us to do, to focus on wind power.

Westminster is blowing a fucking gale of hot air

 

[JimW]

Getting them mini tidal generators going. Think there's potential issues with the shoreline ecology but they can be avoided or mitigated, especially by such conscientious planners as our current regime. We really are well situated for sustainable energy generation, should be going all out.

 

[stavros]

Bojo just can't help himself "Saudi Arabia is to oil what Britain is to wind power"

Jerusalem was the other comparison he seemed to draw. Because that's always been a model of stability.

 

[2hats]

Bojo just can't help himself "Saudi Arabia is to oil what Britain is to wind power"

Corrupt and unsustainable in the long term?

If the killer clown had a clue he would draw a comparison like 'Britain can be to wind/tidal what Iceland is to geothermal power'.

 

[Pickman's model]

Corrupt and unsustainable in the long term?

If the killer clown had a clue he would draw a comparison like 'Britain can be to wind/tidal what Iceland is to geothermal power'.

At least pennywise had some redeeming qualities

 

[teqniq]

 

[elbows]

Allegra Stratton in the new role of public-facing number 10 press spokesperson according to the BBC:

Ex-Journalist Allegra Stratton to lead No 10 TV briefings

No 10 announced earlier this year it plans to hold daily White House-style press conferences.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

Allegra Stratton in the new role of public-facing number 10 press spokesperson according to the BBC:

Ex-Journalist Allegra Stratton to lead No 10 TV briefings

No 10 announced earlier this year it plans to hold daily White House-style press conferences.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Streathamite]

Who is Mrs Johnson (senior)? It's otherwise a family of exhibitionists, but I've never heard her mentioned before.

Is she ashamed?

Her name is Charlotte Johnson Wahl; she is a painter of minor distinction

 

[brogdale]

Her name is Charlotte Johnson Wahl; she is a painter of minor distinction

Arty, farty, liberal elite LRB piece about her recently: (usual £-wall issues may well be an irritant)

Wynford Hicks · Diary: My Summer with Boris’s Mother · LRB 10 September 2020

 

[Streathamite]

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It fits, she's as crap as the allegro ever was

 

[brogdale]

It fits, she's as crap as the allegro ever was

Looks quite taut and willing in mustard and chocolate brown, though.

 

[Smangus]

Shurley a career ending post no?

 

[Streathamite]

Shurley a career ending post no?

Not necessarily. The r/wing press will probabl;y fork out for endless columns from her in the future.
It's a shame because she was OK when on the Guardian