PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

From the same

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trip

"Bricks eh? And what do you use them for?"

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How lucky he was he wasn't at a short plank factory

 

[equationgirl]

I wonder if they sent him to stores for a long stand...

 

[equationgirl]

Or a skyhook...

 

[maomao]

Or a skyhook...

I got sent to the canteen for a Bombay roll when I was sixteen on a building site. I was always too innocent.

 

[teqniq]

i had to google it, never come accross it before.

 

[two sheds]

always tempting to take the afternoon off and next day say "couldn't find one, had to go looking all over the place".

 

[Raheem]

i had to google it, never come accross it before.

So to speak.

 

[maomao]

i had to google it, never come accross it before.

Think it's a bit 70s/80s.

 

[teqniq]

Think it's a bit 70s/80s.

Well i was starting out in work in the 70s, maybe regional? I'm orriginally from darn sarf.

 

[maomao]

Well i was starting out in work in the 70s, maybe regional? I'm orriginally from darn sarf.

It was Ponders End (Enfield-ish) in 1990 and every other fucker in the room knew what it meant.

 

[UrbaneFox]

i had to google it, never come accross it before.

I'm appalled

 

[equationgirl]

I too am unaware of this Bombay Roll...

 

[spitfire]

Puts my left handed screwdriver in the shade...

 

[equationgirl]

In Scotland it was traditional to be sent for tartan paint.

 

[Serge Forward]

In Scotland it was traditional to be sent for tartan paint.

A long weight or a long stand, glass hammer, rubber nails. Though I did hear of someone who got sent off for a new pump for a fallopian tube.

 

[equationgirl]

It's how junior staff learned on the job to have a questioning attitude.

 

[Raheem]

A long weight or a long stand, glass hammer, rubber nails. Though I did hear of someone who got sent off for a new pump for a fallopian tube.

Glass hammers actually exist. Although, I suppose, so do long stands and long weights.

 

[Serge Forward]

But it was also a way of getting younger workers to get to know their way round the factory, putting names to faces, etc.

When I was about 11 or 12, some bastard of a teacher sent me off for a glass hammer in order to cut me down a peg or two for being a gobby shite

So I was wise when I started work and when they sent me off for a long weight, I fucked off to the pub for a swift half

 

[Orang Utan]

A bag of sparks and a paper stretcher please.

 

[spitfire]

Glass hammers actually exist. Although, I suppose, so do long stands and long weights.

As do sky hooks.

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[Raheem]

If someone in my first job had asked me to get a glass hammer, I'd have probably gone and asked for a tenner out of petty cash, disappeared for a bit and come back with a glass hammer.

 

[Pickman's model]

As do sky hooks.

Skyhooks | Cable Support & Power Lead Protection | Protec

Reduce the risk of trips and electrical hazards on construction sites with our Skyhook cable support for power leads. Available online in packs of 100.

www.protection.co.uk

You know in two way stretch the sort of thing that catches the mail bags from the train? Like to see Boris Johnson thrown at one of those from a speeding train

 

[spitfire]

You know in two way stretch the sort of thing that catches the mail bags from the train? Like to see Boris Johnson thrown at one of those from a speeding train

Agreed. A subtle way to guide us back on topic.

Boris Johnson is a twat and should be launched from a speeding train.

 

[existentialist]

I wonder if they sent him to stores for a long stand...

Stripey paint.

 

[MrSki]

 

[ska invita]

:
more suprisingly front page of the Telegraph:

 

[brogdale]

 

[William of Walworth]

Took me a few moments, that, but

 

[MrSki]

 

[Pickman's model]

And sooner or later prime minister will stop applying to the former person johnson