PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Ax^]

which is why i'm starting to think he is losing interested

he was going to be the man who gave the country back its freedom

not the guy who killed your Nan to quote Hancock

 

[MrSki]

that wasn't all that recent (although of course somewhere could have re-run the cartoon) - posted by (er...) you on this here thread in december

 

[MrSki]

that wasn't all that recent (although of course somewhere could have re-run the cartoon) - posted by (er...) you on this here thread in december

I thought I had seen it somewhere.

 

[Streathamite]

Well Murdoch has turned on him so his days are numbered.

That's a hell of a shoeing, this early on in his premiership, considering the Tory press have long been his personal fanclub. It took May 18 months, and a massively fucked up GE campaign, before they turned on her. Even poor old John Major got 2 years grace

 

[two sheds]

That's a hell of a shoeing, this early on in his premiership, considering the Tory press have long been his personal fanclub. It took May 18 months, and a massively fucked up GE campaign, before they turned on her. Even poor old John Major got 2 years grace

Yes, and what it says is correct.

 

[Streathamite]

as critiques go that from the Spectator really isn't a very good one

Interestingly enough, even Toby Young put the boot in, in the same organ.
Having said that, even Tories think Young is a bit of a plonker, so it won't have much effect

 

[Ax^]

Interestingly enough, even Toby Young put the boot in, in the same organ.
Having said that, even Tories think Young is a bit of a plonker, so it won't have much effect

Toby hinting that wasting money on keep pensioners alive is pointless

kind of undermines the Tory baseline of voters

 

[two sheds]

Toby hinting that wasting money on keep pensioners alive is pointless

kind of undermines the Tory baseline of voters

 

[Ax^]

what was the edit incorrect?

 

[Streathamite]

Yes, and what it says is correct.

Totally correct. He saw how inrternal unrest fucked his 2 immeidate predecessors, and he was desperate to avoid that above all.
Plus, a) like his buddy Trump he handles criticism as well as a hormonal teenager, and b) his huge ego means he has to be the star of the show. No room for other 'big beasts'.

 

[Lurdan]

FT hacks entry in this weeks caption contest

 

[Dogsauce]

That's a hell of a shoeing, this early on in his premiership, considering the Tory press have long been his personal fanclub. It took May 18 months, and a massively fucked up GE campaign, before they turned on her. Even poor old John Major got 2 years grace

Murdoch’s never been 100% on board as their man was Gove, the Telegraph is Johnson’s cock gobbler. Always been fairly strong rivalry between those camps. Of course Murdoch would have his back during an election, and strongly wants to put the boot in the EU with him as a means to achieving that, but beyond that there’s less enthusiasm.

Interesting seeing how harsh The Star is being, perhaps a sign that the new owners (Mirror group) have shifted the editorial line significantly. The Express (same owners) are still uncritical to the point of appearing like satire. Neither will be sincere, just aiming for a certain readership.

 

[not a trot]

which is why i'm starting to think he is losing interested

he was going to be the man who gave the country back its freedom

not the guy who killed your Nan to quote Hancock

Just waiting for the Sun front page headline. "Boris killed my Granny". Game over.

 

[two sheds]

This elicited a tear

Boris Johnson’s friends believe he is struggling to afford a nanny

Salary fell when he became prime minister

www.independent.co.uk

Mr Johnson was also said to be financially supporting, to differing degrees, four of his six children.

As a highly paid columnist for the Daily Telegraph newspaper, speaker and backbench Tory MP, Mr Johson was reported to earn more than £350,000 a year.

His new salary of around £150,000 is a significant cut to do the job he has dreamed of since he was a child.

 

[agricola]

This elicited a tear

Boris Johnson’s friends believe he is struggling to afford a nanny

Salary fell when he became prime minister

www.independent.co.uk

disgusting article that - we need all our scanning electron microscopes to deal with the pandemic, not seek out tiny violins

 

[pesh]

sounds like he could do with a few weeks of clapping.

 

[maomao]

This elicited a tear

Boris Johnson’s friends believe he is struggling to afford a nanny

Salary fell when he became prime minister

www.independent.co.uk

I thought they weren't allowed to say how many kids he's got?

 

[SlideshowBob]

disgusting article that - we need all our scanning electron microscopes to deal with the pandemic, not seek out tiny violins

Boris might actually perk up a bit of people get the violin's out...

 

[Spandex]

Boris might actually perk up a bit of people get the violin's out...

[Gets out violin case for Boris]

 

[gosub]

disgusting article that - we need all our scanning electron microscopes to deal with the pandemic, not seek out tiny violins

Having got us where we are and just found out paddles are expensive. 150k a year - some people won't get out of a fridge for that sort of money

 

[belboid]

disgusting article that - we need all our scanning electron microscopes to deal with the pandemic, not seek out tiny violins

I wonder if he knows anyone who could play one for him

 

[Steel Icarus]

 

[BCBlues]

This elicited a tear

Boris Johnson’s friends believe he is struggling to afford a nanny

Salary fell when he became prime minister

www.independent.co.uk

He could share Rees-Moggs nanny. Surely he can change his own underpants now he is 51.

 

[Orang Utan]

I thought they weren't allowed to say how many kids he's got?

It says ‘at least 6’ on Wiki

 

[Pickman's model]

I thought they weren't allowed to say how many kids he's got?

11, I am told.

 

[MrSki]

Looks like the boil is about to burst.

 

[two sheds]

testing his eyesight you think?

 

[Pickman's model]

Looks like the boil is about to burst.

His russian friend can join him for skiing in South Georgia

I say skiing but what I really mean is being thrown off a mountain

 

[SlideshowBob]

testing his eyesight you think?

Tried to drive to Barnard Castle but his eyesight ended up being so shit he drove to Italy instead. Happens to the best of us.

 

[MrSki]

Gathering pace.