PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Badgers]

Won't be worth a betting slip in three months

Seeing his voting record and 'financial history' he will fit right in #smarmycunt

 

[Raheem]

Must admit, I don't agree this is a tipping point. I think there's often a bit of a tendency to exaggerate embarrassing moments like this: the circus moves on quickly

Completely agree, but I also think the tipping-point often happens before the thing that people remember as the tipping-point. I think Johnson had already trapped himself in a no-win before yesterday, and he was a fish in a barrell for Milliband.

 

[Orang Utan]

He’s probably texting someone he shouldn’t. <violins scraping>

 

[two sheds]

NO

We will have Corbyn back with Milly as a sidekick

Can we have these again please?

 

[Pickman's model]

Can we have these again please?

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That really is a weak signature

 

[two sheds]

Yep which makes it look like he thought them up all on his own.

 

[killer b]

There were some who suggested that the revelation about pigs' heads would bring down Cameron, but that was forgotten soon enough

I still laugh about that more or less daily tbf

 

[Pickman's model]

Yep which makes it look like he thought them up all on his own.

Moses managed to get 10 commandments

 

[Raheem]

Moses managed to get 10 commandments

He also banned bacon sandwiches.

 

[existentialist]

It also took a leadership challenge - heseltine

The Stalking Horse...

 

[Badgers]

That really is a weak signature

He is a bit limp-wristed tbf

 

[belboid]

The Stalking Horse...

That was Anthony Meyer

 

[Streathamite]

That was Anthony Meyer

actually, now I remember it yes. Meyer did it to set up the challenge so that other, more serious rivals would come forward. No one seriously expected him to become leader.
Heseltine wanted the leadership, very badly indeed

 

[Roadkill]

Completely agree, but I also think the tipping-point often happens before the thing that people remember as the tipping-point. I think Johnson had already trapped himself in a no-win before yesterday, and he was a fish in a barrell for Milliband.

Couldn't agree more that through his own dishonesty and incompetence he'd backed himself into a corner he can't get out of without looking very silly, but I'm far from convinced yesterday is much - if any - more than just another in the seemingly endless parade of public fuck-ups that don't seem to change anything. He did carry the bill easily, after all, Mili-mauling or no. Next week's rebellion could be more significant, if it happens.

I still laugh about that more or less daily tbf

Really? I prefer not to think about ham-face with his pork sword in the mouth of a dead pig.

 

[steeplejack]

It's almost as though being angry on virtual platforms such as twitter and in public fora such as the House of Commons....doesn't achieve anything

 

[Pickman's model]

It's almost as though being angry on virtual platforms such as twitter and in public fora such as the House of Commons....doesn't achieve anything

no one would be here if it did achieve something

 

[Sprocket.]

Yep which makes it look like he thought them up all on his own.

It was all Torsten Bell’s work if I recall.


I was at the count that election night, a helicopter outside ready to fly Ed down to that London and special branch everywhere.
The look on his face when he realised he wouldn’t be PM was a picture. Mrs S remarked she has never seen such a look of relief.

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Gove?
Patel?
Raab?
Hancock?
Williamson?
Shapps?
Jenrick?
Truss?

You missed the obvious choice who should be at the top of your list, clue....he likes to stimulate.

 

[MrSki]

So he is facing Angela Rayner at tomorrow's PMQs. Interesting to see how that will go.

 

[Streathamite]

So he is facing Angela Rayner at tomorrow's PMQs. Interesting to see how that will go.

I wouldn't put it past him to use Starmer's self-isolating absence as his chance to bottle out and put Raab in instead, 'so it's deputy to deputy'.

 

[MrSki]

I wouldn't put it past him to use Starmer's self-isolating absence as his chance to bottle out and put Raab in instead, 'so it's deputy to deputy'.

Yeah you are probably right.

 

[MrSki]

Another great tweet that sums him up.

 

[Pickman's model]

I wouldn't put it past him to use Starmer's self-isolating absence as his chance to bottle out and put Raab in instead, 'so it's deputy to deputy'.

And raab will appear competent in comparison to his boss

 

[ska invita]

no one would be here if it did achieve something

I would

 

[steveseagull]

Raab is in the United States. It is Rayner vs Johnson

 

[MrSki]

He is also answering questions in committee this afternoon. A busy day for the part-time PM.

 

[Badgers]

He is also answering questions in committee this afternoon. A busy day for the part-time PM.

Busy day for the Tory coke dealer

 

[equationgirl]

And raab will appear competent in comparison to his boss

Not difficult, to be fair.

 

[two sheds]

He is also answering questions in committee this afternoon.

that'll be a first then

 

[MrSki]