PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[eatmorecheese]

The stench is getting stronger. Dirty money, bagmen and corruption. Allegedly.

 

[MrSki]

Coincides with the dodgy Zoom connection.

 

[Smangus]

Has he now got a new nannyski by any chance? How did he afford it I wonder?

 

[Streathamite]

Gathering pace.

I* really hope some very tenacious jornoes do some very serrious digging there

 

[two sheds]

I see Lebedev "is accompanied by a wolfdog named Boris", perhaps that's who was there over the weekend

 

[agricola]

The non-denial denial of this Perugia story is a bit mad, given how easily it could be proved.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I know it's stupid, especially at this point, to expect the man to exercise some judgement, but just... why? Like, read the room, mate, it's just really not the time, you daft pillock.

 

[Chilli.s]

Well we all know what a ballshitter Boris is. I can well see him saying "I'm having a weekend away" and no other detail. Bet he's just sorting out some other income to bolster his pm salary.

 

[wtfftw]

Guardian has picked up on it No 10 denies reports Boris Johnson went on secret Italy trip | Boris Johnson | The Guardian

 

[Spandex]

REVEALED: Exclusive leaked footage of Johnson being briefed on how to respond to the allegations of a secret trip to Italy:

 

[existentialist]

Guardian has picked up on it No 10 denies reports Boris Johnson went on secret Italy trip | Boris Johnson | The Guardian

Did he go to check his eyesight?

 

[Streathamite]

The non-denial denial of this Perugia story is a bit mad, given how easily it could be proved.

Oh god I hope John Sweeney's sources/colleagues are going to furnish more evidence

 

[Badgers]

Pisston:

 

[Badgers]

Perugia on September 11 has a nice ring to it

 

[Pickman's model]

Perugia on September 11 has a nice ring to it

grytviken on sept 22 has a nicer one

 

[wtfftw]

Did he go to check his eyesight?

Eyesight, penis, money?

To the tune of keys, phone, wallet.

 

[agricola]

Eyesight, penis, money?

To the tune of keys, phone, wallet.

that's actually the what3words code for 10 Downing Street*

*not really

 

[Pickman's model]

that's actually the what3words code for 10 Downing Street*

*not really

it's not far off

 

[Lord Camomile]

Eyesight, penis, money?

To the tune of keys, phone, wallet.

Or "Person, woman, man, camera, TV".

 

[not-bono-ever]

he been busy - why do you all begrudge him a day or two R&R ?

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

This whole thing is bizarre - the cover story that he was baptising his child at Westminster Cathedral fed through client journo Peston, the strange denials, the nudge nudge about BJ’s new “Russian girlfriend “, Lebedevs recent gong/enoblement, the dead cat elements, Whitty and Vallance alone this am, the Gove/Murdoch cabal grinding axes in the shadows.... court gossip meets Game of Thrones meets le Carre.... whilst all the C19 graphs curve upwards.

 

[gentlegreen]

Blimey

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[two sheds]

perhaps he's had enough and is trying to emigrate

 

[Sue]

perhaps he's had enough and is trying to emigrate

I know just the man to help. (Pickman's model?)

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

Speculation, but if the Perugia visit story is false, (I.e unless both Downing St and Westminster Cathedral are lying), it would be a good way of directing attention to all Johnson’s other visits to Lebedev and their ongoing friendship/relationship, by “persons unknown”.

 

[two sheds]

I <<heard>> that Epstein's actually still alive (have YOU seen his body? and how better to avoid justice than to pretend he was killed???) and hid out on Lebedev's island. THAT's why Johnson visited his secret Russian girlfriend, why else would he go there? #Ranon

 

[Pickman's model]

I <<heard>> that Epstein's actually still alive (have YOU seen his body? and how better to avoid justice than to pretend he was killed???) and hid out on Lebedev's island. THAT's why Johnson visited his secret Russian girlfriend, why else would he go there? #Ranon

What happened was Epstein was surgically altered to look like the fake Paul McCartney and the fake pm was killed in Epstein's place.

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

Fun fact: Carrie Symonds’ dad was a co-founder of the Independent in 1986 and her mother a lawyer for the paper. The current owner of the (online only now) version of the Independent is one E. Lebedev......