PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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ruffneck23
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
#johnsonmustfall
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Although if you'd waved a snifter of brandy under wsc's nose you'd have easily distracted him
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Looks like something from a rather bare-bones economy airline. They should have had golden lions on it, or something.Johnson's new phallus has been on display.
Or bananas, given that seems to be the way the UK is headed.
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
Johnson's new phallus has been on display.
A design that would make it easy to paint out the flags of Saints Andrew and Patrick.
To help with his dad's French passport?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
should just have left it johnsonian white, the appropriate colour of abject surrender.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
And, also, the colour of most fridges.
There has been some of mention of that on the networks
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
“ By aeronautical convention, you consider the front of the plane to be equivalent to a flag pole from which the flag is flying. So on one side of the fuselage you’ll see the flag with its usual orientation, while on the other side it is reversed.”
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phillm
Trolling through Life (TM)
Boris Johnson accused of 'corrupt government' amid donor property row
The Prime Minister risked being dragged into the 'cash for access' accusations putting his Housing Secretary Robert Jenrick under pressure to resign
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Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
That Irish jet looks like it was designed by the cunt who "technically" doesn't cheat in a paper aeroplane contest 
teqniq
DisMembered
Peter Oborne putting the knife in again and twisting it around a bit:
www.middleeasteye.net
The death of truth: Boris Johnson joins the ranks of Putin, Sisi and MBS
The British prime minister now belongs to a new category of world leader for whom truth is appropriated in the service of power
www.middleeasteye.net
maomao
普費斯
I've always believed that they're all as bad as each other but he's really not up to it is he. I just don't understand it at all.
Twice in the last couple of weeks there I've seen articles in the press with headlines stating Dominic Cumming's policy intentions (The Times - I'll take an axe to planning laws says Dominic Cummings and The Express - 'Cummings vows to be 'hard as rain' as he RIPS APART 'anti-Brexit' civil service post-COVID'). How fucking shit at being in charge do you have to be that the bloke you pay to be in charge of briefing the press just leaves you out of the whole fucking thing. Or is this in fact the party trying to persuade its base that someone with half a brain is actually doing something? I've spent the last four years being gobsmacked on a daily basis but it really is getting worse isn't it?
Twice in the last couple of weeks there I've seen articles in the press with headlines stating Dominic Cumming's policy intentions (The Times - I'll take an axe to planning laws says Dominic Cummings and The Express - 'Cummings vows to be 'hard as rain' as he RIPS APART 'anti-Brexit' civil service post-COVID'). How fucking shit at being in charge do you have to be that the bloke you pay to be in charge of briefing the press just leaves you out of the whole fucking thing. Or is this in fact the party trying to persuade its base that someone with half a brain is actually doing something? I've spent the last four years being gobsmacked on a daily basis but it really is getting worse isn't it?
Peter Oborne putting the knife in again and twisting it around a bit:
The death of truth: Boris Johnson joins the ranks of Putin, Sisi and MBS
The British prime minister now belongs to a new category of world leader for whom truth is appropriated in the service of power
Fuck me, has Oborne only just noticed that BJ wouldn't know truth if it punched him in the face?!
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
I know it's a really trivial thing, but good grief does the man not own a single hairbrush? I'd be embarrassed to appear out of the house like that.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
Do we believe he did an actual push-up ?
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