PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[agricola]

i'm disappointed it's not malaysian airlines. come back zaharie ahmad shah, there is work for you

TBF the one thing this government doesnt need any more of is people who are willing to head off into the unknown.

 

[bimble]

I think the Etonian entitled arrogance is so deep in him that the plan was probably a) get to be PM, b) wing it and then due to being just so much smarter than everyone else, c) be remembered as a great PM.

This is definitely coming as a shock to him.

Exactly this, he thought it would be fun to be PM and is a bit put out that it hasn't been much of a laugh so far.

Someone can't remember who said the other day that if he'd been born into a normal family he'd have been that one that's floundering about talking about some big thing they might do one day whilst asking to stay on your sofa and borrowing money from their girlfriend and just by the age of 30 becomes a pain in the arse but thanks to his start in life he got to just fall upwards the whole way until now.

 

[existentialist]

What are Tim Tams? Stand up comedian strikes again.

Tim tams are some kind of Australian biscuit, I think

 

[JimW]

TBF the one thing this government doesnt need any more of is people who are willing to head off into the unknown.

Cummings could get us there with his eyes shut.

 

[Roadkill]

I am surprised it is not in Aeroflot livery.

AeroClot, more like.

Alternatively:

 

[Raheem]

Tim tams are some kind of Australian biscuit, I think

He's trying to sell the idea that a trade deal with down under will be great because Brits will be able to get biscuits that are similar to Penguins but not called Penguins. A prime minister so out-of-touch he's never heard of Aldi.

 

[MrSki]

He's trying to sell the idea that a trade deal with down under will be great because Brits will be able to get biscuits that are similar to Penguins but not called Penguins. A prime minister so out-of-touch he's never heard of Aldi.

& Vegemite when we already have Marmite which I prefer by the way. I have only had Vegemite once & it was brownish and not as strong. What next? Lagers that are like making love in a canoe?

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

What are Tim Tams? Stand up comedian strikes again.

Former Australian PM calls Brexit trade plan ‘utter bollocks’

Kevin Rudd says UK striking deals with Commonwealth is not ‘magical alternative’ to EU

amp.theguardian.com

 

[Serge Forward]

Tim Tams... that Johnson cunt has probably got shares in the company and was flagrantly using his prime ministererial platform for advertising

 

[Roadkill]

Courtesy of Private Eye:

 

[stavros]

RAF Ishcunt

 

[equationgirl]

I spoke to an Australian colleague today and apparently Tim' Tams are just the tip of the awesome biscuit iceberg. There's a selection of savoury biscuits and crackers as well as a whole range of other biscuits.

Still not exactly a reason to do a trade deal though.

 

[Raheem]

I spoke to an Australian colleague today and apparently Tim' Tams are just the tip of the awesome biscuit iceberg. There's a selection of savoury biscuits and crackers as well as a whole range of other biscuits.

Still not exactly a reason to do a trade deal though.

If they have a version of Ryvita I'm all ears

 

[chalkhorse]

If they have a version of Ryvita I'm all ears

Are all the existing versions of Ryvita not enough for you?

 

[Raheem]

Do you know how boring they are?

I bet the Australian version comes the other way up in the packaging. That would really be something.

 

[two sheds]

Are all the existing versions of Ryvita not enough for you?

One with Turkish Delight jelly perchance?

 

[gentlegreen]

Perhaps he's damning the ridiculous brexit project with faint praise.
Either that or he's feigning dementia because that works for Trump.

 

[two sheds]

It's not even been agreed yet has it?

Jam tomorrow

 

[equationgirl]

It's not even been agreed yet has it?

Jam tomorrow

Jam never, more likely.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's not even been agreed yet has it?

Jam tomorrow

it won't be the jam

it'll be the style council

 

[Pickman's model]

AeroClot, more like.

Alternatively:

it'll have a baby on board sticker somewhere on it

 

[Pickman's model]

TBF the one thing this government doesnt need any more of is people who are willing to head off into the unknown.

for this government the lands of competence, probity, and accountability are unknown

and they certainly need people to lead them to those places

 

[MrSki]

 

[Ground Elder]

it won't be the jam

it'll be the style council

I'd be happy with the Style Council, but what we'll get is some pisshead shouting half remembered Eton Rifle lyrics just after closing time

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[tony.c]

it'll have a baby on board sticker somewhere on it

Or this logo?

 

[Pickman's model]

Or this logo?
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stuck in the loo

 

[two sheds]

fridge, surely