PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Orang Utan]

Let’s add hit and run to his list of crimes:

 

[Steel Icarus]

The real stuff or that made by Cadbury?

It was Fry's

 

[Steel Icarus]

Let’s add hit and run to his list of crimes:

It wasn't a hit and run though.

 

[editor]

A million fucking quid for some stickers

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue"

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue

The PM has previously questioned why the RAF Voyager is grey and said he would like to have a "Brexit plane" to promote the UK.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

 

[equationgirl]

A million fucking quid for some stickers

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue"

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue

The PM has previously questioned why the RAF Voyager is grey and said he would like to have a "Brexit plane" to promote the UK.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Fucks sake.

 

[Pickman's model]

A million fucking quid for some stickers

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue"

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue

The PM has previously questioned why the RAF Voyager is grey and said he would like to have a "Brexit plane" to promote the UK.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

well they did pay for the design too Paint job on Boris Johnson's plane will cost taxpayer £900,000

 

[Orang Utan]

It wasn't a hit and run though.

It was a joke

 

[andysays]

It was a joke

Isn't there a special thread for them somewhere?

 

[Orang Utan]

A million fucking quid for some stickers

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue"

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue

The PM has previously questioned why the RAF Voyager is grey and said he would like to have a "Brexit plane" to promote the UK.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

I’m sure it’ll cost even more to paint with a great big whopper of a lie on it too

 

[Pickman's model]

Isn't there a special thread for them somewhere?

it was like a joke only not funny

 

[Roadkill]

A million fucking quid for some stickers

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue"

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue

The PM has previously questioned why the RAF Voyager is grey and said he would like to have a "Brexit plane" to promote the UK.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Typical fucking Johnson, pissing away money on pointless vanity projects whilst making a total fuck-up of everything that actually matters.

 

[Pickman's model]

Typical fucking Johnson, pissing away money on pointless vanity projects whilst making a total fuck-up of everything that actually matters.

and i think he knows it, he's looking less and less happy and more and more like a rabbit trapped in the headlights.

 

[Roadkill]

and i think he knows it, he's looking less and less happy and more and more like a rabbit trapped in the headlights.

Who was it who remarked that BJ wanted to be Prime Minister,and wants to have been Prime Minister, but not actually to have to do the hard work in the middle? There's a lot of truth in that IMO.

Belatedly he seems to have realised that being PM means he might actually have to take responsibility for something, and that doesn't sit easily with him.

Personally, I hope the bastard's utterly miserable and hating every minute of it.

 

[andysays]

Let’s add hit and run to his list of crimes:

It's being described as a shunt on the BBC website, but unfortunately they haven't gone with the obvious rhyme in their headline

 

[Pickman's model]

Who was it who remarked that BJ wanted to be Prime Minister,and wants to have been Prime Minister, but not actually to have to do the hard work in the middle? There's a lot of truth in that IMO.

Belatedly he seems to have realised that being PM means he might actually have to take responsibility for something, and that doesn't sit easily with him.

Personally, I hope the bastard's utterly miserable and hating every minute of it.

on top of that i hope he has trigeminal neuralgia, it's the most painful thing i have ever had

 

[Badgers]

on top of that i hope he has trigeminal neuralgia, it's the most painful thing i have ever had

I hope he has a devastating stroke

 

[Roadkill]

on top of that i hope he has trigeminal neuralgia, it's the most painful thing i have ever had

I had to google that. Ouch!

 

[MrSki]

A million fucking quid for some stickers

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue"

Taxpayers Charged Nearly £1m To Repaint Boris Johnson's Plane Red, White And Blue

The PM has previously questioned why the RAF Voyager is grey and said he would like to have a "Brexit plane" to promote the UK.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

I am surprised it is not in Aeroflot livery.

 

[Pickman's model]

I am surprised it is not in Aeroflot livery.

i'm disappointed it's not malaysian airlines. come back zaharie ahmad shah, there is work for you

 

[equationgirl]

Who was it who remarked that BJ wanted to be Prime Minister,and wants to have been Prime Minister, but not actually to have to do the hard work in the middle? There's a lot of truth in that IMO.

Belatedly he seems to have realised that being PM means he might actually have to take responsibility for something, and that doesn't sit easily with him.

Personally, I hope the bastard's utterly miserable and hating every minute of it.

And is getting sleepless nights courtesy of the new offspring

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

It wasn't a hit and run though.

Guilty until proved innocent

 

[equationgirl]

on top of that i hope he has trigeminal neuralgia, it's the most painful thing i have ever had

Renal pain is pretty bad. Akin to labour pain and often difficult to treat painwise because of the way renal pain is activated.

 

[Orang Utan]

And is getting sleepless nights courtesy of the new offspring

I bet they have a maternity nurse and have very little to do with raising the poor child.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Boris suffers Eton flashback after hard shunt from behind

Boris Johnson was taken back to his schooldays today after something went into the back of him.

newsthump.com

 

[Badgers]

 

[Raheem]

Bit of a manufactured distraction, possibly.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Boris suffers Eton flashback after hard shunt from behind

Boris Johnson was taken back to his schooldays today after something went into the back of him.

newsthump.com

Har har, institutional sexual abuse, lol lol, satire, eh, brilliant

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Who was it who remarked that BJ wanted to be Prime Minister,and wants to have been Prime Minister, but not actually to have to do the hard work in the middle? There's a lot of truth in that IMO.

Belatedly he seems to have realised that being PM means he might actually have to take responsibility for something, and that doesn't sit easily with him.

I think the Etonian entitled arrogance is so deep in him that the plan was probably a) get to be PM, b) wing it and then due to being just so much smarter than everyone else, c) be remembered as a great PM.

This is definitely coming as a shock to him.

 

[Shechemite]

it was like a joke only not funny

Like the new jokes thread

 

[Shechemite]

Bit of a manufactured distraction, possibly.

If only he had done this before. We could have anticipated this