PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Calamity1971]

Piling on the questions? How rude

 

[planetgeli]

"Have you seen evidence to prove the allegations are false?"

"Yes, if it pleases you" For. Fuck's. Sake.

"Ok then, can you show it to the Cabinet Secretary?"

"Erm, no. He's too busy." Christ. On. A. Bike.

 

[jakethesnake]

Ha! Even he can't quite believe how truly cunty his policies are

 

[agricola]

did he really just say "where are they actually from" to Timms then?

(Timms had told him about a family with indefinite leave to remain but no recourse to public funds, the dad of the family's firm had refused to furlough him but he couldnt work because of vulnerabilities)

 

[Raheem]

did he really just say "where are they actually from" to Timms then?

(Timms had told him about a family with indefinite leave to remain but no recourse to public funds, the dad of the family's firm had refused to furlough him but he couldnt work because of vulnerabilities)

Also appeared not to be aware there was such a thing as no recourse to public funds.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Wow, she really stumped him there. Just completely blanked

 

[Mogden]

Is it my wonky mobile or is he going slightly blue?

He's really not coming out of this well. Not that I expected anything else!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fantastic! He's just completely given up! Trailing off, looking down, "... what can I say?".

 

[Mogden]

Oh boy

 

[eatmorecheese]

Useless fucking vain lazy entitled fuckstick.

 

[Raheem]

Is it my wonky mobile or is he going slightly blue?

Sometimes we see things how we would like them to be.

 

[Mogden]

Sometimes we see things how we would like them to be.

Hypoxic and messy? Yep

 

[maomao]

I put it on cause you all said he was getting a pasting but all I got was some Tory arselick asking about keeping taxes low!

 

[Calamity1971]

Generous UC. Oh FFS .

 

[marshall]

He doesn't really want to this any more, does he?

 

[existentialist]

Stephen Crabb saying its a shame the other three nations can't be led by Johnson.

Considering he's a Welsh MP, that's pretty fucking tactless.

 

[Steel Icarus]

FFS of course the public did the right thing, we followed the fucking rules. Your fucking Mekon didn't

 

[Mogden]

Marvellous dig there. Hope to see you again this summer

 

[philosophical]

For the absence of doubt, he is not a lovable rogue, he is a seriously nasty, dangerous, evil, prince of darkness cunt.
The best of them are just cunts.

 

[Pickman's model]

For the absence of doubt, he is not a lovable rogue, he is a seriously nasty, dangerous, evil, prince of darkness cunt.
The best of them are just cunts.

for the absence of doubt? Surely for its prevention. And you may not have noticed people saying he's a nasty piece of work here over the course of many years. But we have been. Wouldn't go as far as prince of darkness stuff tho, that's just hyperbollocks

 

[phillm]

The poor bugger only has the tiny yard behind no 10 at the mo. How could he or anyone else possibly rehabilitate in this pokey excuse for an 'outside room'?

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though, now that I look at it again, it does seem to be bigger than my local park

Pretty shit garden considering its prestige though in keeping with the caliber it's the occupant.

 

[Treacle Toes]

'The virus exists to reproduce itself, that's it's sole purpose'
Matt Hancock was talking about Boris Johnson wasn't he?

 

[phillm]

He's certainly no Major Tom

Though they seem to have the ground cover under control.

 

[phillm]

"we are coming down from level 4 to level three... er, we are making that decision tomorrow, I hope"

 

[phillm]

Oh, that's kinda brilliant

And pretty much socially distancing proof.

 

[DexterTCN]

What the fuck is he doing as PM then.

Because he was groomed for it from an early age, amongst a bunch of others. He isn't the type to ask questions let alone answer them, is he?

 

[treelover]

did he really just say "where are they actually from" to Timms then?

(Timms had told him about a family with indefinite leave to remain but no recourse to public funds, the dad of the family's firm had refused to furlough him but he couldnt work because of vulnerabilities)

Interesting to see Timms fighting for claimants, he was instrumental in developing/creating New labour's brutal welfare policy architecture

like many of the welfare crusaders he is a christian socialist, maybe he is selective in who he helps.

 

[philosophical]

for the absence of doubt? Surely for its prevention. And you may not have noticed people saying he's a nasty piece of work here over the course of many years. But we have been. Wouldn't go as far as prince of darkness stuff tho, that's just hyperbollocks

Yes I have noticed that.
Hyperbollocks or not, that's how I perceive him.

 

[Roadkill]

Now watched a bit. It was excruciating - he was just a waffling haystack. I've never had a high opinion of him, but it was still startlingly shit.

 

[frogwoman]

'There's a lot on at the moment'. That's like someone making an excuse for why they can't go to someone's birthday. Not the leader of a country with the Europe's highest deaths in a world pandemic.