PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[agricola]

Cummings can claim a lot of credit for the massive wins in the last election and the EU referendum <both huge political victories

I know they do like to talk up their strategic genius in 2019, but it is also the case that they enjoyed all the boosts its possible for one party to enjoy in British elections - overwhelming media support, huge donations, people from the main opposition who were willing to tell people to vote for the government instead and quite possibly parties from other countries canvassing on their behalf. They even saw their own alternative vote party (UKIP) first rebrand itself as a scam and then self-combust.

 

[MrSki]

 

[phillm]

Onwards to Stalingrad, my ubermenschen victory is certain !

 

[MrSki]

 

[Numbers]

The mad thing, in the comments only a few people realise it was an audio clip.

 

[two sheds]

Prof. Evans -- a genuine historian
It's well worth reading Evans' 2014 review of Johnson's 'book' in The New Statesman -- Roadkill linked to it earlier up this thread I think.
But I'd never seen these from Johnson, highlighted at the end of this bbench article :


The list of disgusting (also ignorant) things Boris Johnson has said about history that on their own make him unfit to be Prime Minister seems never-ending ..... .
The above Africa-related quotes were all new to me, but hardly surprising, and that's even before you get to 'watermelon smiles'

Ideal man for Foreign Secretary then Shows not just contempt for people of UK, contempt for rest of world.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Why's he clinging to Cummings like a limpet then? What's the actual story behind that?

because cummings has proved repeatedly to be able to manipulate data and the populous of U.K. to get political results
he is also the controller of the plans that quite frankly the majoritynof the Tory party don’t even begin to understand. Ultimately Johnson is an empty figurehead without the ideas and without the intellect to move forward on anything

Johnson just went with it. loosing Cummings the Conservative party becomes a canoe with out a paddle

Johnson has been cheating and winning in the inter house chess competition, the unpopular but brutally smart and arrogant Cummings has been directing Johnson’s next moves through a series of coughs and hand signals. unfortunately for Johnson the house master has dragged Cummings away to discuss with the local bobby the inexplicable disappearance of local cats and Cummings collection of animal anatomy charts

 

[Chilli.s]

Why's he clinging to Cummings like a limpet then? What's the actual story behind that?

Cummings makes him look clever.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

Spend the rest of his life jogging round Buckingham Palace grounds

The poor bugger only has the tiny yard behind no 10 at the mo. How could he or anyone else possibly rehabilitate in this pokey excuse for an 'outside room'?



though, now that I look at it again, it does seem to be bigger than my local park

 

[two sheds]

The poor bugger only has the tiny yard behind no 10 at the mo. How could he or anyone else possibly rehabilitate in this pokey excuse for an 'outside room'?

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though, now that I look at it again, it does seem to be bigger than my local park

He's certainly no Major Tom

 

[Brainaddict]

Quite pleasing the amount of political capital he's burned through to protect the house psycho. I wonder if he thinks he can win it all back on his no-deal-ish Brexit?

 

[Dogsauce]

I presume there’s another injunction out on his latest sprog given the complete absence of mentions in the press. Thought that’s a card he might have played as a distraction.

(FWIW I suspect all might not be well, seemed to be an early arrival which might have been induced by Covid, might explain him not being on the ball right now)

 

[Pickman's model]

Quite pleasing the amount of political capital he's burned through to protect the house psycho. I wonder if he thinks he can win it all back on his no-deal-ish Brexit?

He'll be shovelling coins into the fruity trying to regain his money til he realises he's spaffed all his cash chasing a chimera

 

[Lord Camomile]

He's up against the Liaison Committee now.

<edit: Oh, it's also on the Beeb>

 

[Mogden]

How much makeup have they put on him? And I love the first bit. Tell us you're going to be here for every meeting and stop fucking waffling.

 

[agricola]

I never realised Bernard Jenkin was made of wood before.

 

[Lord Camomile]

How much makeup have they put on him? And I love the first bit. Tell us you're going to be here for every meeting and stop fucking waffling.

And Johnson waffled a "no"

 

[Lord Camomile]

He's just not going to answer any questions about Cummings.

 

[Mogden]

He's just not going to answer any questions about Cummings.

Nope. He's going to drive like the Banana Splits round every single question

 

[Mogden]

Boris is gonna blow! I think we might see some "technical issues" stopping the feed.

 

[agricola]

Stephen Crabb saying its a shame the other three nations can't be led by Johnson.

 

[Pickman's model]

Stephen Crabb saying its a shame the other three nations can't be led by Johnson.

Lions led by dead donkeys

 

[Mogden]

Stephen Crabb saying its a shame the other three nations can't be led by Johnson.

They're feeding him a shit sandwich. Bit of something he can answer then boom

 

[Steel Icarus]

"Those people who must go to their job to go to work..."
Christ

 

[Chilli.s]

He is such a waffler. And he's wrong.

 

[Sprocket.]

Has he been auditioning for Kabuki theatre? The pasty faced nozzle.

 

[Lord Camomile]

He is such a waffler. And he's wrong.

And that's Wafflewrong!

 

[agricola]

"we are coming down from level 4 to level three... er, we are making that decision tomorrow, I hope"

 

[Mogden]

I do wish they would pull him up on saying thank you so insincerely for every bastard thing. Odds on someone once briefed him and said to show sincerity and appear more human to the public offer thanks for things and now he does it all the bloody time.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Yes or no!