PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[kabbes]

I see he’s now saying there was a point where there was a 50/50 decision about whether to put him on a ventilator or not. Who knows the truth of that, but there you go.

 

[two sheds]

From Guardian:
Live Coronavirus updates: Boris Johnson reveals how doctors planned for illness 'going badly wrong'

Didn't go to plan then

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[brogdale]

I see he’s now saying there was a point where there was a 50/50 decision about whether to put him on a ventilator or not. Who knows the truth of that, but there you go.

At that moment the public were being told:

 

[nogojones]

There are not far off 2,000 babies born every day in the UK. I'm interested to know how you get time for anything else with all that celebrating?

I've only just finished my first bottle of champers for the day and another little fuckers popped out. Every day's a party now I celebrate the wonders of childbirth. If I hear of twins I have to huff 2 balloons

 

[little_legs]

This is what he looks like when he is forced to do a little bit of work. God damn, that man is ugly. I can't believe women actually sleep with this animal.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

So they've named the baby Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas Johnson.

"Will Law Nick Johnson"?

Seriously?

 

[equationgirl]

I can't speak for the rest of the sisterhood but I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole - he left his previous partner and the mother of his children when she had cancer, because he was having an affair. He's a despicable excuse for a human being at the best of times.

 

[equationgirl]

Looks like the PPE bought from Turkey doesn't meet the required standards so can't be used in the NHS.

Bet Boris is wishing he hadn't pulled us out of European supply arrangements now...

 

[equationgirl]

Also why is Boris dodging the briefing today? Anyone know?

 

[steveo87]

Probably to give the effect of him locking himself away and struggling over the decisions of his announcements on Sunday.

Or he couldn't be arsed.

(I suppose as a fellow new father I should give him the benefit of the doubt and say he does deserve to spend time with his son. But he's a Tory, so he's a lazy cunt.)

 

[maomao]

Bet Boris is wishing he hadn't pulled us out of European supply arrangements now..

He doesn't give a flying fuck, he's probably spent more time thinking about what to have for tea. He has four and a half years of doing whatever the fuck he likes.

 

[Hollis]

Anyone wonder if he will serve the full term? I know he lasted two terms as Mayor, but in a higher profile role I wonder if either he, his party, or everyone else will realise that he's just abit shite. Wishful thinking I'm sure..

 

[MrSki]

 

[Deadstick 1944]

LOL!!!

 

[stavros]

Anyone wonder if he will serve the full term? I know he lasted two terms as Mayor, but in a higher profile role I wonder if either he, his party, or everyone else will realise that he's just abit shite. Wishful thinking I'm sure..

It's difficult to say. He already had a litany of errors behind him, before he was Mayor and even more before he became PM. For whatever reason, within our electoral system enough people in the right areas vote for his party, and it's difficult to know what else he could do to turn enough of those people against him. Those many in the Tories who hate him recognise that he's electoral dynamite, and loved by the majority of the national press, so through gritted teeth they won't stab him in the back.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Best bet is he has a heart attack and keels over

 

[Sprocket.]

Best bet is he has a heart attack and keels over

Leaving this world to the sound of his ribs cracking and someone singing staying alive off key.

 

[Pickman's model]

Looks like the PPE bought from Turkey doesn't meet the required standards so can't be used in the NHS.

Bet Boris is wishing he hadn't pulled us out of European supply arrangements now...

By pulled us out of I suppose you mean missed the emails for

 

[Sprocket.]

By pulled us out of I suppose you mean missed the emails for

equationgirl is obviously displaying the diplomacy Johnson is incapable of doing.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Boris doesn't pull out by all accounts.

 

[Pickman's model]

Leaving this world to the sound of his ribs cracking and someone singing staying alive off key.

Using his ribs like a xylophone

 

[two sheds]

By pulled us out of I suppose you mean missed the emails for

By missed the emails for I suppose you mean ignored the emails for

 

[frogwoman]

Does anyone else think at some point the 1922 committee are going to have 'full confidence' in him

 

[MrSki]

 

[gentlegreen]

Did Dorries give the lurgy to Doris or was it vice versa ?

 

[MrSki]

 

[Deadstick 1944]

 

[quiet guy]

Boris' update - Lot of hot air, waffle and bullshit with very little actual information to say how things are to progress to ease the lockdown and return to "normal". The indicator diagram looked as if it had been knicked off the smart meter ad.

 

[Pickman's model]

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