PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

I was going to suggest they'll call him something classical and pretentious, in the way that Rees-Mogg called his sixth child Sixtus.

This being Johnson I can see a problem with that. 'Septimus, Decimus?' 'Not really sure to be honest...'.

legion johnson

 

[existentialist]

Yeah, self control. It's not really so hard just not to reply. Well, clearly it is for some.

You are, of course, perfectly correct in nearly all respects.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yeah, self control. It's not really so hard just not to reply. Well, clearly it is for some.

you should consider locking your keyboard

 

[tim]

legion johnson

9And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

 

[Yossarian]

legion johnson

Covidius Maximus

 

[agricola]

Covidius Maximus

One more and he could fill a contubernium with his offspring.

 

[equationgirl]

One more and he could fill a contubernium with his offspring.

A what now?

 

[agricola]

A what now?

the smallest section of a Roman legion, basically the number of people you could fit in a tent

 

[Marty1]

Nice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.

I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.

Yup, my gf shares the same sentiment, the birth of a newborn is always a cause for celebration- and quite right too

 

[Serge Forward]

 

[Pickman's model]

Yup, my gf shares the same sentiment, the birth of a newborn is always a cause for celebration- and quite right too

What about the birth of hellspawn as in this case? If you watch 'Rosemary's baby' you'll have a better understanding of what has entered the world

 

[Mr Moose]

You're all just cynics. Who wouldn't be delighted by another Johnson in the world?

All the other Johnson children?

 

[Pickman's model]

You're all just cynics. Who wouldn't be delighted by another Johnson in the world?

The 'long pigs' on whom this child will dine

 

[souljacker]

Yup, my gf shares the same sentiment, the birth of a newborn is always a cause for celebration- and quite right too

There are not far off 2,000 babies born every day in the UK. I'm interested to know how you get time for anything else with all that celebrating?

 

[BoxRoom]

There are not far off 2,000 babies born every day in the UK. I'm interested to know how you get time for anything else with all that celebrating?

Must be exhausting!

 

[Combustible]

There are not far off 2,000 babies born every day in the UK. I'm interested to know how you get time for anything else with all that celebrating?

Even if you restrict it only to Johnson's, it would still be rather taxing.

 

[Pickman's model]

Nice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.

I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.

A vintage wine has character. And a bottle of vintage wine could run the country better than the useless tosser in number ten whose only notable talent seems to be fathering numerous children.

 

[agricola]

A vintage wine has character. And a bottle of vintage wine could run the country better than the useless tosser in number ten whose only notable talent seems to be fathering numerous children.

colour, body etc:

 

[Sprocket.]

 

[Pickman's model]

colour, body etc:

He is looking a bit anaemic

 

[not-bono-ever]

he needs an iron injection

 

[stavros]

"Nothing we do should lift the R or reproduction rate", he said today, demonstrating how much he paid attention to human biology at school.

 

[two sheds]

he needs an iron injection

disinfectant injection, clearly not completely recovered

 

[equationgirl]

He is looking a bit anaemic

Definitely looking a bit peelly-wally for sure.

 

[equationgirl]

The offspring has been named Wilfred Laurie Nicholas Johnson. Quite restrained really.

 

[krtek a houby]

The offspring has been named Wilfred Laurie Nicholas Johnson. Quite restrained really.

"Willie Johnson"

 

[Teaboy]

The offspring has been named Wilfred Laurie Nicholas Johnson. Quite restrained really.

They're not married so the kid doesn't get the full family names.

 

[FiFi]

"Willie Johnson"

The British AND the American slang terms for penis. What jolly japes Old Thing!

I just hope they call him Wilf instead.

 

[teqniq]

I see nearly everyone is making penis jokes. The cesspool is so deep I am automatically disqualified for being out of my depth. Anyway when heard I thought of this guy:

Blind Willie Johnson - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[pseudonarcissus]

well, I for one would like to congratulate Boris on the arrival of his umpteenth child, and also celebrate Wilfred having gained a place at Eton, confirmation of his success at passing the entry formalities for Oxford. Not only that, I understand the lucky chap has scored an internship at Goldman's!