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PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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existentialist
Tired and unemotional
You are, of course, perfectly correct in nearly all respects.
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you should consider locking your keyboard
Yossarian
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agricola
a genuine importer of owls
One more and he could fill a contubernium with his offspring.
equationgirl
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A what now?
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
the smallest section of a Roman legion, basically the number of people you could fit in a tent
Nice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.
I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.
Yup, my gf shares the same sentiment, the birth of a newborn is always a cause for celebration- and quite right too
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
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What about the birth of hellspawn as in this case? If you watch 'Rosemary's baby' you'll have a better understanding of what has entered the worldYup, my gf shares the same sentiment, the birth of a newborn is always a cause for celebration- and quite right too
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Mr Moose
What the hell are we supposed to tell the kids?
All the other Johnson children?
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The 'long pigs' on whom this child will dine
souljacker
innit
Yup, my gf shares the same sentiment, the birth of a newborn is always a cause for celebration- and quite right too
There are not far off 2,000 babies born every day in the UK. I'm interested to know how you get time for anything else with all that celebrating?
BoxRoom
nicely inconspicuous
Must be exhausting!
Combustible
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Even if you restrict it only to Johnson's, it would still be rather taxing.
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A vintage wine has character. And a bottle of vintage wine could run the country better than the useless tosser in number ten whose only notable talent seems to be fathering numerous children.Nice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.
I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.
agricola
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He is looking a bit anaemiccolour, body etc:
not-bono-ever
meh
he needs an iron injection
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
disinfectant injection, clearly not completely recovered
equationgirl
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Definitely looking a bit peelly-wally for sure.
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The offspring has been named Wilfred Laurie Nicholas Johnson. Quite restrained really.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
"Willie Johnson"
They're not married so the kid doesn't get the full family names.
FiFi
Hot Cross Bunny
The British AND the American slang terms for penis. What jolly japes Old Thing!
I just hope they call him Wilf instead.
teqniq
DisMembered
I see nearly everyone is making penis jokes. The cesspool is so deep I am automatically disqualified for being out of my depth. Anyway when heard I thought of this guy:
en.wikipedia.org
Blind Willie Johnson - Wikipedia
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pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
well, I for one would like to congratulate Boris on the arrival of his umpteenth child, and also celebrate Wilfred having gained a place at Eton, confirmation of his success at passing the entry formalities for Oxford. Not only that, I understand the lucky chap has scored an internship at Goldman's!
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