equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Surely he should have called it his Trafalgar or crusades or something...
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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binka
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In the world at war an advisor or assistant to Churchill said he was out inspecting some troops and was jumping over a wall and landed in some mud and the 'met your Waterloo / I think you mean Blenheim' got a mention then too. Cunt probably made that joke a thousand times during his lifetime
if the assault course was when Churchill visited the troops in North Africa this maybe where I got the quote from in my senior memory banks.
Nah, he's too stupid to draw any comparisons other than with his beloved Winston Churchill, and he's not even very good at that. Besides, much as Churchill might have been a nasty character in many respects and ineffectual in others, he did at least make a reasonably competent job of being PM during WWII, mainly because he had sense enough to listen to people who actually knew what they were talking about.* Johnson doesn't even do that: he just lets sycophants and psychopaths tell him what he wants to hear. As PM he has bigger shades of Lord North than he does Churchill, although at least North had the merit of not being a liar and a crook.
* This didn't apply when he was pissed, but reputedly they had a small department of civil servants devoted to filtering out the crap he came up with when he'd overdone the brandy.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Hancock giving today's briefing not Boris.
Louis MacNeice
Autumn Journalist
The BBC on Monday: Coronavirus: Boris Johnson says this is moment of maximum risk
The Telegraph on Wednesday: Key rule in Government's five tests for lifting coronavirus lockdown is softened
Not surprising in terms of the dishonesty, but the speed of the lies and the lack of any critical comment is striking/sickening.
Louis MacNeice
The Telegraph on Wednesday: Key rule in Government's five tests for lifting coronavirus lockdown is softened
Not surprising in terms of the dishonesty, but the speed of the lies and the lack of any critical comment is striking/sickening.
Louis MacNeice
Steel Icarus
we move
So he's had his sixth or seventh kid.
Such a drain on society, these profligate breeders
Such a drain on society, these profligate breeders
little_legs
Поехали!
little_legs
Поехали!
Oh god he's had another fucking kid. Won't be able to watch TV news for a few days.
Talk about having yet another thing to hide behind while the country crashes down around him
not a trot
Well-Known Member
Bet he's already been ordered to name it Dominic.
Steel Icarus
we move
I hear Thomas, after the hospital and that auld fella who raised that dough
editor
hiraethified
Sorry, why is this 'good news'? Boris doing his fucking job properly and covering the basics - like providing sufficient PPE for those who need it - is good news. Rich people having more children is not good news.Nice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.
I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Nice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.
I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.
Yes isn't it really really lovely. Couldn't you change your name to Marty2 to save confusion though?
Mr Moose
What the hell are we supposed to tell the kids?
Nice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.
I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.
Everyone has ‘character’. Polpot had ‘character’ and in common with Boris it wasn’t a nice one.
But by all means go ‘awww’ like Amanda Holden eyeing a singing pensioner.
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
What's a good name for a shape shifting lizard alien from the future.
ginger_syn
Her Insanity laughs under pressure...👾
Well I'm glad the child came through a premature birth healthily.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Yes, but I still think they should have used the c-word and called him the cunt he isNice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.
I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.
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existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Careful not to tread on the sockpuppet seedlings...
krtek a houby
Anger is Hi-NRG
Nice to hear some good news for a change and reporters smiling for once when it was announced instead of the c word.
I don't love Boris but he's got character. Congratulations to him and his fiancè on a bouncing baby boy.
Boris Johnson. Character or cunt?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Marty1.1. Not quite enough differentiation to warrant a new release.
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