PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[stavros]

Thinking about it, "Clap for Boris" may have been wishing for him to catch gonorrhea.

 

[two sheds]

Have we had Johnson's first speech yet?

 

[existentialist]

Thinking about it, "Clap for Boris" may have been wishing for him to catch gonorrhea.

"Other, nastier and less curable STDs, are available"

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Have we had Johnson's first speech yet?

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[two sheds]

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? plays ok for me

 

[Doctor Carrot]

The caption has spelt prison wrong but still, good to see he's where he belongs.

 

[Yossarian]

So he made horrible mistakes that killed tens of thousands of people and he's just ... going back to work in the same job as if nothing had happened? Can't be many other professions where you'd get away with doing that.

 

[Pickman's model]

So he made horrible mistakes that killed tens of thousands of people and he's just ... going back to work in the same job as if nothing had happened? Can't be many other professions where you'd get away with doing that.

They weren't mistakes in that they were quite deliberate

 

[equationgirl]

They weren't mistakes in that they were quite deliberate

Exactly, this was a deliberate strategy to let it scythe through the population remember. I bet he didn't count on it scything through him.

I also think the cabinet are congratulating themselves on the death toll 'only' being 20,000...

 

[brogdale]

They weren't mistakes in that they were quite deliberate

Yep, clear choice of alternative viewpoints; just like he's about to do with relaxing the 'lockdown' to experiment with another 5 figure death toll.

 

[brogdale]

 

[Pickman's model]

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He should be in a coffin

 

[equationgirl]

'We must be patient with the lockdown' says the man who has just come back from his third home over an hour's drive from London...

 

[not-bono-ever]

hes out of bed and loaded for bear it seems

nice bit of churchillian dervived bollocks in his statemnt as well - he cannot even come up with his own lines FFS

 

[Pickman's model]

hes out of bed and loaded for bear it seems

nice bit of churchillian dervived bollocks in his statemnt as well - he cannot even come up with his own lines FFS

Shurely 'his own lies'

 

[tim]

Positive noises about bringing in the opposition as far as possible. That means Keir Starmer giving Government Press Conferences in Downing Street.

 

[equationgirl]

Positive noises about bringing in the opposition as far as possible. That means Keir Starmer giving Government Press Conferences in Downing Street.

Probably because they're running low on scapegoats.

 

[tim]

Probably because they're running low on scapegoats.

It would be a good excuse to give Pritti Patel even less media exposure.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Yeah, what we need is a strong effective opposition holding the government to account by politely doing their pressers for them

FFS

 

[Pickman's model]

Probably because they're running low on scapegoats.

after the tories have presided over 20,000+ deaths, the ppe scandal and the general absence of tests i think they've scapegoated themselves into pole position for blame and anything which attaches to labour will be easily washed off.

 

[Pickman's model]

Positive noises about bringing in the opposition as far as possible. That means Keir Starmer giving Government Press Conferences in Downing Street.

you're judging things by the limp dem's own sorry standards while they were in government

 

[tim]

you're judging things by the limp dem's own sorry standards while they were in government

Starmer's a former DPP, desperate to become an Establishment mover and shaker again. He'll take the bait.

 

[Pickman's model]

Starmer's a former DPP, desperate to become an Establishment mover and shaker again. He'll take the bait.

while it is possible he may end up a dpm in a national government i think he'd rightly and wisely defer to boris johnson to front the coronavirus campaign, which - i suspect he'd argue - has been weakened by a parade of ministers delivering press conferences whereas the most senior minister should give them to show the government is taking the pandemic extremely seriously -> bj to the lectern and later the tumbril

 

[Lurdan]

And in today's episode of BJ for BJ :

 

[Pickman's model]

And in today's episode of BJ for BJ :

Born again? Twice too often

 

[Sprocket.]

hes out of bed and loaded for bear it seems

nice bit of churchillian dervived bollocks in his statemnt as well - he cannot even come up with his own lines FFS

I’m surprised he didn’t quote more Churchillian bollocks by saying this wasn’t his Waterloo, it was his Blenheim.’

 

[stavros]

And in today's episode of BJ for BJ :

I'm guessing that's from the BJ-graph?

 

[Pickman's model]

I’m surprised he didn’t quote more Churchillian bollocks by saying this wasn’t his Waterloo, it was his Blenheim.’

It's his gallipoli

 

[equationgirl]

My great-grandfather was at Gallipoli - the troop ship he was on was torpedoed, then he was rescued and told to go fight. Got his first injury there.

I don't think he was a fan of the Tories, and would be less than impressed with Boris.

 

[agricola]

It's his gallipoli

South Africa might be a better analogy; you can get him getting captured by his own idiocy and having to hide underground for a time in then.