PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[A380]

Stuff like this makes it hard for me to cling to my uncompromising republicanism.

 

[Combustible]

totally irresponsible they need to put that baby down

You are not usually allowed to put down 55 year olds, but hopefully they will make an exception.

 

[Raheem]

Stuff like this makes it hard for me to cling to my uncompromising republicanism.

Yeah, I guess Harry and Meg make compromising republicanism look a bit glamorous.

 

[stavros]

This dates from just before the GE:

 

[likesfish]

Well Boris's Churchill moment has arrived.
Unfortunately don't think he's up to the job.
Unlike 1940 and the Luftwaffe corvus 19 isn't stumbling into a very well prepared trap.

 

[Quote]

Feels like there’s a massive vacuum where some actual leadership should be. If we’re going with an approach that’s totally contradictory to the one everyone else seems to be using he could at least step forward and tell the country why and on what evidence he’s making this call - rather than leaking shit to Peston via the backdoor and sending out the junior ministers to float a load of measures that might be introduced.

 

[MrSki]

He is a complete twat.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Feels like there’s a massive vacuum where some actual leadership should be.

I've been thinking about this in relation to recent events, and how the notion of 'leadership' seems to have mutated and/or vanished at the upper reaches of our institutions.

I'm not scholarly enough to know if it was really ever there, but more than ever it feels like we have people who know how to get to the top, but don't know how to lead.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

This really isn't what he thought he'd signed up for is it. He fancied dossing around like he's always done, probably building a bit of infrastructure he could stick his name on, telling a few jokes on the telly and ignoring the poor people. Actually dealing with stuff isn't really what he's about.

 

[Pickman's model]

Well Boris's Churchill moment has arrived.
Unfortunately don't think he's up to the job.
Unlike 1940 and the Luftwaffe corvus 19 isn't stumbling into a very well prepared trap.

Oh it is his wsc moment. Only it's not 1940 it's 1915 and the dardanelles.

 

[Pickman's model]

Stuff like this makes it hard for me to cling to my uncompromising republicanism.

Off with both their heads

 

[gentlegreen]

"Operation Last Gasp". - Google Search

www.google.com

 

[Poot]

His dad's a dick and all.

Boris Johnson's dad Stanley defies corona advice and will keep drinking in pubs

 

[Teaboy]

His dad's a dick and all.

Boris Johnson's dad Stanley defies corona advice and will keep drinking in pubs

He's just doing what a lot of people will do and are doing.

 

[equationgirl]

His idea to make non medical engineering companies help manufacture ventilators is batshit. Medical devices are built under strict quality control directives and would require a lot of knowledge transfer and access to proprietary IP, not to mention the considerable retooling, layouts and even rebuilding to bring factories up to clean standards. These aren't interchangeable M10 nuts and bolts that can be manufactured by anyone.

 

[Smangus]

His dad's a dick and all.

Boris Johnson's dad Stanley defies corona advice and will keep drinking in pubs

With a bit of luck he'll catch it, die and pass it on to the whole cunting brood of them.

 

[ska invita]

Boris Johnson responds to his 'Operation Last Gasp' joke to tackle coronavirus

The Prime Minister made the quip during a call with over 60 company bosses.

metro.co.uk

WTF What A CUNT
I hope that phrase haunts him

 

[stavros]

Former Johnson and Cameron lackie Guto Harri on Newsnight last night:

We are among the most sophisticated democracies in the world.

 

[teqniq]

When they use the word 'sophisticated' you just know they haven't got much else to say.

 

[brogdale]

Unless I've got this wrong...it is...since the GE.

 

[Pickman's model]

Unless I've got this wrong...it is...since the GE.

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How many first hundred days does he get?

 

[brogdale]

How many first hundred days does he get?

We can only hope this is his last...as PM.
Of course, once the reckoning comes, he may (if lucky?) make 100 days in the far South.

 

[kabbes]

Johnson’s had famine and war?

 

[brogdale]

Johnson’s had famine and war?

I believe that under his 'Premiership' there has been a loss of service personnel on active service...and, as for 'famine'...have you had a look in the shops recently?

 

[kabbes]

I believe that under his 'Premiership' there has been a loss of service personnel on active service...and, as for 'famine'...have you had a look in the shops recently?

I think that to call the later “famine” is insulting to those who who have lived through genuine famine. And the loss of some active service personnel is hardly “war”. This is a stretch at best.

 

[Pickman's model]

I believe that under his 'Premiership' there has been a loss of service personnel on active service...and, as for 'famine'...have you had a look in the shops recently?

Deaths of UK service personnel count less to prove war than the ongoing military operations the armed forces involved in.

 

[ruffneck23]

to be fair, I thought there is always war and famine going on somewhere in the world , or is the end of days only applicable to the uk ?

 

[kabbes]

to be fair, I thought there is always war and famine going on somewhere in the world , or is the end of days only applicable to the uk ?

Well in that case, so is pestilence and death. The four horsemen are always amongst us, and making it specifically relevant to Johnson is pointless.

 

[ruffneck23]

agreed

 

[brogdale]

I think that to call the later “famine” is insulting to those who who have lived through genuine famine. And the loss of some active service personnel is hardly “war”. This is a stretch at best.

Sorry pal, not arguing today.