PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Lord Camomile]

We can only imagine how magical the proposal was.

 

[Proper Tidy]

I reckon we should run a sweepstake on how many names they'll give the offspring, I reckon seven

 

[MrSki]

I doubt he will take his paternity leave.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Oh fuck, he's going to be a daddy.... And wedding bells in the summer to lift the country's spirits

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds engaged and expecting baby

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds, who says she feels "blessed", are expecting the baby this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

So we finally found out what the row was about.

Wonder if his other kids will get an invite.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Something ordinary-ish - posh - posh - posh - latin - posh - Johnson

 

[brogdale]

I reckon we should run a sweepstake on how many names they'll give the offspring, I reckon seven

Surely the 16th sprog gets 16 names, no?

 

[Idris2002]

Johnson II

The Johnsoning

 

[Proper Tidy]

Surely the 16th sprog gets 16 names, no?

Teenth Bartholemew Johnson

 

[brogdale]

Priti if it's a lovely little girl?

 

[quiet guy]

Just hope the sprog gets the mother's looks...

 

[PD58]

She’s 100% correct. The British public - the boomers at least - are mostly thick, racist fucking wankers who’d believe that their arses were their elbows if the Murdoch/Rothermere thugs told them so.

Just for the record - the full quote

And forget the idea that the public can judge what is true. We showed 1,700 people six stories and asked them to judge which were true and which false.
Only 4% of people got all the answers right. And why should they? They are not in a position to research the truth of stories. That’s what journalists are there for.

 

[Pickman's model]

Surely the 16th sprog gets 16 names, no?

One, hexadecimus or, if a girl, hexadecima

 

[Pickman's model]

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We can only imagine how magical the proposal was.

Black magical

 

[MrSki]

 

[not a trot]

Watford fans are over the moon. 2 up against Liverpool.

Baby. What fucking baby ?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

This was no secret was it? I'm sure those reports last week that she'd given him a shiner for cheating on her mentioned her being preggers

 

[MrSki]

Priti if it's a lovely little girl?

Priti useful distraction.*

*Nicked from twitter.

 

[MrSki]

Anyone know what 1. is?

 

[Pickman's model]

Anyone know what 1. is?

Someone suspects him of saying something true

 

[not-bono-ever]

Heard about this a week or two ago.
I’m going for Vladimir Ernesto Ulyanov maybe Fidel Fitzroy McLean .

 

[Streathamite]

How did he end up becoming Mayor of London. Did you guys all get pissed and vote for him for a giggle

A 4 month smear campaign by the Boris Johnson fan club at the Evening Standard played a huge part

 

[pinkmonkey]

One, hexadecimus or, if a girl, hexadecima

Naah, Sixtunth

 

[dweller]

Anyone know what 1. is?

1. is the Priti Patel / Rutnam story

 

[Pickman's model]

Naah, Sixtunth

Or louis/e

 

[brogdale]

Or louis/e

Leroy

 

[Pickman's model]

Leroy

Did anyone ever describe a weight of hash as a Leroy in the same way an eighth could be a Henry and a 16th a Louis?

 

[BCBlues]

Anyone know what 1. is?

They've invented fridges with glass doors and internal voice link

 

[Yossarian]

I reckon we should run a sweepstake on how many names they'll give the offspring, I reckon seven

I reckon six: Alfie George Heliogabalus Enoch St. Tropez de Pfeffel Johnson-Symonds.

 

[Streathamite]

i hadn't realised what a state johnson's teeth were in before

"demokratie ist der feind des volkes" translates as "democracy is the enemy of the people" - i can't find a context for that

At a guess, a reference tothe infamous Daily Mail headline, which labelled judges as "enemies of the People', which in turn was reminiscent of headlines which used to appear in Der Volkischer Beobachter

 

[Calamity1971]

I reckon six: Alfie George Heliogabalus Enoch St. Tropez de Pfeffel Johnson-Symonds.

Or just Damien.