PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[tim]

Severe flood warnings remain as Johnson's response is criticised

Labour says PM’s decision not to visit flood sites or call Cobra meeting is ‘a disgrace’

www.theguardian.com

Johnson the great patriot, not even going to visit people in their hour of need

yes, I know, but still

At the moment, he's not doing anything, is he? Not going to the floods; not commenting on this racist advisor. He's also just lost his Chancellor.

Perhaps, he's having an emotional crisis like the one he seemed to be having before the election was called, remember that picture of him slumped in the park being comforted by Kunsberg. I also wonder how happy the rest of his Cabinet are with him. Grant Shapps will seem very weak if Sabinsky stays on after his comments on Sunday.

It will be interesting to see what sort of condition he's in at PMQs

 

[Saul Goodman]

Severe flood warnings remain as Johnson's response is criticised

Labour says PM’s decision not to visit flood sites or call Cobra meeting is ‘a disgrace’

www.theguardian.com

Johnson the great patriot, not even going to visit people in their hour of need

yes, I know, but still

I'd consider myself quite fortunate if the cunt stayed away.

 

[not a trot]

I'd consider myself quite fortunate if the cunt stayed away.

I'd consider it fortunate if the cunt went there and got swept away never to be seen again.

 

[SpookyFrank]

At the moment, he's not doing anything, is he? Not going to the floods; not commenting on this racist advisor. He's also just lost his Chancellor.

He's always been well known for being workshy. Remains to be seen whether this is actually a bad thing, as anything he actually does is only likely to make matters worse.

I'm always impressed by the professionalism, competence and work ethic shown by people who do the actual work on the ground dealing with things like floods. Knowing how disruptive Boris Johnson media junkets have been in hospitals etc, I'm more than happy for him to stay the fuck out of the way now.

 

[Spandex]

He's always been well known for being workshy. Remains to be seen whether this is actually a bad thing, as anything he actually does is only likely to make matters worse.

Also, Johnson's advisers have realised it's better for him to be thought of as an idiot rather than turn up in person and prove it.

 

[Spandex]

Also, Johnson's advisers have realised it's better for him to be thought of as an idiot rather than turn up in person and prove it.

Perhaps 'idiot' isn't the word I was looking for there.

Cunt. That's a much better description.

 

[Raheem]

Also, Johnson's advisers have realised it's better for him to be thought of as an idiot rather than turn up in person and prove it.

Think it's more likely to be about him not being arsed. Let's not attribute cleverness without evidence.

 

[gosub]

Severe flood warnings remain as Johnson's response is criticised

Labour says PM’s decision not to visit flood sites or call Cobra meeting is ‘a disgrace’

www.theguardian.com

Johnson the great patriot, not even going to visit people in their hour of need

yes, I know, but still

Notice that Moses bloke didn't bother standing for election

 

[Marty1]

Looks like Boris is looking to privatise Channel 4.

Boris Johnson 'has confirmed plan to sell off Channel 4'

Boris Johnson has been refusing to appear on the channel since its head of news said he was a 'proven liar'. He was also replaced by an ice sculpture on its climate change debate last year.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe not surprising when Channel 4’s boss came out with this beauty.

 

[Serge Forward]

Sigh... fuck off (again).

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Maybe not surprising when Channel 4’s boss came out with this beauty.

She’s 100% correct. The British public - the boomers at least - are mostly thick, racist fucking wankers who’d believe that their arses were their elbows if the Murdoch/Rothermere thugs told them so.

 

[Serge Forward]

Oh for fuck sake. Two cheeks of the same arse.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Oh for fuck sake. Two cheeks of the same arse.

Feeling optimistic after you got a 6th recruit for your anarcho-anarchist group last week are you?

 

[Serge Forward]

At least I don't post like the worst kind of liberal.

 

[krtek a houby]

Looks like Boris is looking to privatise Channel 4.

Boris Johnson 'has confirmed plan to sell off Channel 4'

Boris Johnson has been refusing to appear on the channel since its head of news said he was a 'proven liar'. He was also replaced by an ice sculpture on its climate change debate last year.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe not surprising when Channel 4’s boss came out with this beauty.

"Boris" plus link to the DM plus support for privatisation.

Hmmm.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Feeling optimistic after you got a 6th recruit for your anarcho-anarchist group last week are you?

Did you have to work at being this much of a prick or did it just come naturally?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Looks like Boris is looking to privatise Channel 4.

Boris Johnson 'has confirmed plan to sell off Channel 4'

Boris Johnson has been refusing to appear on the channel since its head of news said he was a 'proven liar'. He was also replaced by an ice sculpture on its climate change debate last year.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe not surprising when Channel 4’s boss came out with this beauty.

Tbf you do prove her point.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Did you have to work at being this much of a prick or did it just come naturally?

It’s fairly effortless tbh.

 

[existentialist]

It’s fairly effortless tbh.

I must admit that yes, you do it with a flair and panache that does make it look very natural...

 

[Marty1]

She’s 100% correct. The British public - the boomers at least - are mostly thick, racist fucking wankers who’d believe that their arses were their elbows if the Murdoch/Rothermere thugs told them so.

 

[existentialist]

Stop doing that! You'll end up with a flat, squishy...oh.

 

[Pickman's model]

Stop doing that! You'll end up with a flat, squishy...oh.

 

[StoneRoad]

I suppose our exalted PM has discovered he needs to sell off some more of the silver to either pay for brexit or give more tax rebates to his already very rich cronies.

 

[brogdale]

78 days down and we're 2 horses in.
Just the inevitable Black as the shelves empty, then Red.
Gets things done.

 

[Pickman's model]

78 days down and we're 2 horses in.
Just the inevitable Black as the shelves empty, then Red.
Gets things done.

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It's as tho he hadn't been pm since july

 

[brogdale]

It's as tho he hadn't been pm since july

Johnson II

 

[Pickman's model]

Johnson II

Boris the spider

 

[brogdale]

(semi) seriously, though...Johnson II seems to be getting a bit (to partially "quote" Macmillan) Eventsy

 

[T & P]

Oh fuck, he's going to be a daddy.... And wedding bells in the summer to lift the country's spirits

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds engaged and expecting baby

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds, who says she feels "blessed", are expecting the baby this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

Oh fuck, he's going to be a daddy.... And wedding bells in the summer to lift the country's spirits

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds engaged and expecting baby

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds, who says she feels "blessed", are expecting the baby this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Withdrawal agreement fails.