PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Streathamite]

Also, Johnson's advisers have realised it's better for him to be thought of as an idiot rather than turn up in person and prove it.

Sadly, he's not an idiot - I've met him enough times to know he is far from that.
He is, instead, a complete and utter scumbag, a man completely devoid of any principles or conscience

 

[Poot]

I reckon six: Alfie George Heliogabalus Enoch St. Tropez de Pfeffel Johnson-Symonds.

You're probably right. I wonder what she'll shorten it to.

Also I reckon there might be two de Pfeffels in there. Names, I mean, not twins

 

[Streathamite]

Oh fuck, he's going to be a daddy.... And wedding bells in the summer to lift the country's spirits

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds engaged and expecting baby

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds, who says she feels "blessed", are expecting the baby this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Drawing a positive from this -it will make it even more difficult for him to remember how many children he has actually fathered!

 

[hash tag]

You're probably right. I wonder what she'll shorten it to.

Damien

 

[A380]

 

[Poot]

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And, bonus, during the next clusterfuck he can divorce her to distract attention. It's a brilliant plan all round, really.

 

[A380]

And, bonus, during the next clusterfuck he can divorce her to distract attention. It's a brilliant plan all round, really.

Not quite the next step, they will, obvs, get a nanny and he’ll have to shag her and get her pregnant first.

 

[Poot]

Not quite the next step, they will, obvs, get a nanny and he’ll have to shag her and get her pregnant first.

Great. That's ruined lunch.

 

[maomao]

I don't see how the Patel story is a bad story for them. It's playing very well with their fan base. Everyone loves a bully till it ends badly.

 

[weepiper]

I thought the story they were trying to bury with this was more likely to be the one about Nazanin Zaghari Ratcliffe having Coronavirus.

 

[maomao]

I thought the story they were trying to bury with this was more likely to be the one about Nazanin Zaghari Ratcliffe having Coronavirus.

Think that's another story that while it appears disgusting to anyone with a brain or heart speaks to Boris' racist base who don't really consider foreign born people British ever.

 

[2hats]

Think that's another story that while it appears disgusting to anyone with a brain or heart speaks to Boris' racist base who don't really consider foreign born people British ever.

Would that be the same Boris as the Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson who was born in NY, USA?

 

[maomao]

Would that be the same Boris as the Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson who was born in NY, USA?

Yeah, you know how racism works right?

 

[A380]

 

[hash tag]

Spoiler

 

[MrSki]

Still he makes sure his bog roll arrives safely.

 

[Pickman's model]

Still he makes sure his bog roll arrives safely.

An armed cop carries it to prevent the chancellor grabbing it

 

[quiet guy]

Naah, Sixtunth

Or Twelfty

 

[Proper Tidy]

Bring back MAC

 

[SpineyNorman]

Lol sounds like something you might find in workers girder

 

[Proper Tidy]

Lol sounds like something you might find in workers girder

Also what is most offensive is that if the tunnels at newport are the dragons nostrils then anglesey is the end of its tail and north east wales is in the vicinity of its arsehole

 

[phillm]

 

[brogdale]

It's the second glance that's priceless!

 

[hash tag]

A dog is just for Christmas
The happy couple get a charming little dog for Christmas, not it is a rescue dog. Well, its a fucking rescue dog again, abandoned because the baby comes along

 

[Pickman's model]

Bring back MAC

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let's bring back the vickers

troops in coronavirus protective gear take aim at johnson

 

[oryx]

A dog is just for Christmas
The happy couple get a charming little dog for Christmas, not it is a rescue dog. Well, its a fucking rescue dog again, abandoned because the baby comes along

Blimey, is that what they've done?

Must be even bigger cunts than I thought they were.

 

[Calamity1971]

Blimey, is that what they've done?

Must be even bigger cunts than I thought they were.

She's denying it on twatter as BS.

 

[hash tag]

I see that's from the times.
if true, I'm furious.

 

[two sheds]

Having a hunting dog around a newborn baby is a recipe for death by dog attack

totally irresponsible they need to put that baby down

 

[stavros]

I see that's from the times.
if true, I'm furious.

No doubt Number Ten will put sanctions against the paper's reporters and its proprietor.