PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ViolentPanda]

He looks rough. Eyes like two pissholes in the snow.

Is that what a winner looks like?

Nope, that's what 3 bottles of burgundy for breakfast looks like.

 

[Idris2002]

Nope, that's what 3 bottles of burgundy for breakfast looks like.

WINNING HERE

 

[Pickman's model]

He looks rough. Eyes like two pissholes in the snow.

Is that what a winner looks like?

A Michael winner

 

[Pickman's model]

WINNING HERE

Very special 'orrible prick

 

[Pickman's model]

Isn’t that an integral part of the image though?
“Yeah, yeah, don’t care?” The Bullingdon Punk PM for ageing punks of the Rock n Roll Swindle super-cynical variety? And another bit of revenge for the embittered and defeated Peace and Love Generation before them, on a world that failed to live up to their dreams? The victory of nihilism. (And a seemingly relatively “safe” nihilism for those with their own homes and pensions outside the metropolis?)
“Nobody tells me what to do” is a common attitude. Johnson and Trump are poster boys for a world view.

Trump and putin tell him what to do

 

[brogdale]

If Corbyn had done the same it would have been "CORBYN: THE PHONE THIEF" or some such bollocks.

Stole it for a timer for his RA mates...or Hamas or some such shite...jooos...

 

[Badgers]

It is okay, Hancock is going to smooth things over

 

[Calamity1971]

It is okay, Hancock is going to smooth things over

BBC just saying someone (labour activist ) has just punched Hancock's advisor.

 

[Idris2002]

BBC just saying someone (labour activist ) has just punched Hancock's advisor.

But wait:



It's entirely possible that a footsoldier might commit a breach of 'party discipline' in this way - but also possible that Laura K. might be engaging in her famous "economy with the actuality".

 

[Smangus]

Should have been Hancock

 

[MrSki]

Story is taking off. Getting international coverage.

 

[Idris2002]

Hancock definitely got a "warm" reception at the hospital, anyway:

 

[Chilli.s]

He looks rough. Eyes like two pissholes in the snow.

Is that what a winner looks like?

It gives me some comfort that he looks like he's aged 6 years in 6 months.

 

[Idris2002]

What a fucking cunt

Boris Johnson refuses to look at photo of child on hospital floor, takes reporter's phone and puts it in his pocket

Did the guy even get his phone back?

 

[Badgers]

Hancock definitely got a "warm" reception at the hospital, anyway:

Matt 'safe pair of hands' Hancock

 

[ruffneck23]

Then there’s the punch as reported by Laura K




or the fake one anyway

 

[Badgers]

Could have killed him

 

[Badgers]

Wasting police time

 

[ruffneck23]

Nothing to see here...

 

[elbows]

Then there’s the punch as reported by Laura K

She deleted the punch tweet and posted this instead.

 

[ruffneck23]

Just found out there’s a hustings going on with our lovely Tory MP in 90 mins , I’m quite tempted but I’m also in the pub, I could be on the news later lol

 

[ruffneck23]

Oh the UKIP bloke has withdrawn sending apologies, that’s a shame , not

 

[FridgeMagnet]

So basically the punch thing was lie repeated by at least two high profile BBC journalists who did no checking, which will now go around social media certainly well past the election.

 

[Badgers]

So basically the punch thing was lie repeated by at least two high profile BBC journalists who did no checking, which will now go around social media certainly well past the election.

Or two members of the tory party?

 

[Part-timah]

The punch claim was a dead cat to distract from Alexander Boris De Peffiel Johnson’s callous refusal to look at a photo of that kid.

 

[MrSki]

So basically the punch thing was lie repeated by at least two high profile BBC journalists who did no checking, which will now go around social media certainly well past the election.

& ITV. This is now becoming a story in itself.

 

[Badgers]

Or two members of the tory party?

 

[Part-timah]

& ITV. This is now becoming a story in itself.

Dead cat.

 

[danny la rouge]

we knew he was a liar but it's not so well-known he's a tealeaf

He’s a sociopathic cunt. No actual human feelings, not even the acuity to know when he should display them. A cunt.

 

[agricola]

& ITV. This is now becoming a story in itself.

The ability of journalists to openly proclaim that other journalists must have been honest but their sources were lying never ceases to amaze me. Jukes knows how that was reported initially, and how (probably) it would be now if video didn't exist of it.