PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Azrael]

Just watched the inteview - I think Marr did as well as he could... Johnson just oozes that public school 'ESOS' (Effortless sense of superiority) which makes the content of what he's saying almost irrelevant. It's a weird form of charismatic power that attracts people, but does so much harm.

It'd be interesting to see him up against Neil again, but I fancy he would fair better than Corbyn... albeit talkling complete shite.

Marr had a definite gotcha moment when he confronted Johnson with an article of his on Islam that was so bad it'd make a saloon bar Blimp ranting about "Mohammedans" queasy, but generally his quick-fire questions were batted away, and it moved so fast Johnson got away with whoppers shameless even by his nonexistent standards (Queen's speech "defeat" perhaps the worst).

After their last bout, I expect he'd fare exactly as he'd expect against Neil, which is why it'll be a minor miracle if it ever happens this side of the 12th.

 

[flypanam]

Bollocks Johnson under fire for saying ‘fuck the families’ of the 7/7 victims.



source is an Tory...

 

[Dogsauce]

That was going round a while ago, it’s been mentioned here before (tweet is from May)

 

[weltweit]

They should have swapped interviewers at the last minute and said Marr was unwell.

I was looking for the interview Neil did of Johnson during the tory leadership election as it might hold hints as to why Johnson is so scared of Neil this time. Couldn't find it on iPlayer though.

 

[weltweit]

Found it, it is here:
BBC iPlayer - The Andrew Neil Interviews - Conservative Leadership: Jeremy Hunt & Boris Johnson
Perhaps this is a preview of what Neil Johnson II would be like this time and hence why Johnson is running scared.

 

[Badgers]

London Bridge attack: Boris Johnson ignores family’s plea not to exploit victims' deaths | Boris Johnson | The Guardian

What a good laugh

 

[Badgers]

London Bridge victim's father shares criticism calling Johnson 'beyond disgusting' for using son's death for political gain

 

[teqniq]

Hopefully there will be blowback over this.

 

[mx wcfc]

Have we had this one yet?

 

[Badgers]

Nice

 

[Badgers]

 

[rekil]

Stop Pie.

 

[2hats]

Can't trust me.

 

[Pickman's model]

boris johnson prepares for his next challenge, dragging sleds for former people in marie lloyd land

 

[bimble]

Somebody said this the other day on the twitter and i think it's interesting, rings true:

"The point about Johnson and his lying is that, for those who believe "you can't say anything these days", a flagrant liar offers the glimpse of a world where you can literally say *anything*."

The cheerful lying and the promising of things that are impossible, and shameless explicitly xenophobic stuff like todays that's got to be a big part of his appeal (for those maybe few people who are enthusiasts). He says anything he feels like and never has to deal with the consequences of any of it. Thats got to be attractive to some people, sort of vicariously liberating, in a trumpish way.

 

[Poi E]

He inhabits a degenerate cashed up culture where what you look and sound like matters far more than what you say.

 

[Pickman's model]

He inhabits a degenerate cashed up culture where what you look and sound like matters far more than what you say.

you'd have thought he'd make an effort not to look like he's been kipping on a bench in his suit and combed his hair with a hedge.

 

[Pickman's model]

He says anything he feels like and never has to deal with the consequences of any of it.

hubris has a happy way of bumping into nemesis and coming off worse

 

[Pickman's model]

we knew he was a liar but it's not so well-known he's a tealeaf

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

you'd have thought he'd make an effort not to look like he's been kipping on a bench in his suit and combed his hair with a hedge.

Isn’t that an integral part of the image though?
“Yeah, yeah, don’t care?” The Bullingdon Punk PM for ageing punks of the Rock n Roll Swindle super-cynical variety? And another bit of revenge for the embittered and defeated Peace and Love Generation before them, on a world that failed to live up to their dreams? The victory of nihilism. (And a seemingly relatively “safe” nihilism for those with their own homes and pensions outside the metropolis?)
“Nobody tells me what to do” is a common attitude. Johnson and Trump are poster boys for a world view.

 

[Pickman's model]

Isn’t that an integral part of the image though?
“Yeah, yeah, don’t care?” The Bullingdon Punk PM for ageing punks of the Rock n Roll Swindle super-cynical variety? And another bit of revenge for the embittered and defeated Peace and Love Generation before them, on a world that failed to live up to their dreams? The victory of nihilism. (And a seemingly relatively “safe” nihilism for those with their own homes and pensions outside the metropolis?)

i'd be more impressed with the nefandous johnson if he was indeed a nihilist

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

Isn’t that an integral part of the image though?
“Yeah, yeah, don’t care?” The Bullingdon Punk PM for ageing punks of the Rock n Roll Swindle super-cynical variety? And another bit of revenge for the embittered and defeated Peace and Love Generation before them, on a world that failed to live up to their dreams? The victory of nihilism. (And a seemingly relatively “safe” nihilism for those with their own homes and pensions outside the metropolis?)

i'd be more impressed with the nefandous johnson if he was indeed a nihilist

He’s more Silence of The Lambs than Narodnya Volya.....

 

[Idris2002]

we knew he was a liar but it's not so well-known he's a tealeaf

He looks rough. Eyes like two pissholes in the snow.

Is that what a winner looks like?

 

[Idris2002]

He’s more Silence of The Lambs than Narodnya Volya.....

Ve vill cut off your Johnson, und stamp on it und squish it.

 

[Lord Camomile]

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[Badgers]

Hugh Grant

 

[editor]

What a fucking cunt

Boris Johnson refuses to look at photo of child on hospital floor, takes reporter's phone and puts it in his pocket

 

[ruffneck23]

What a fucking cunt

Boris Johnson refuses to look at photo of child on hospital floor, takes reporter's phone and puts it in his pocket

yep , I couldnt have it put it better myself

 

[editor]

yep , I couldnt have it put it better myself

If Corbyn had done the same it would have been "CORBYN: THE PHONE THIEF" or some such bollocks.