PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Don Troooomp]

The 40% who say they don't think he's racist are the 40% who like him because he's racist.

Let's face it, he can say what the hell he likes about Nigerians without losing a single vote. Yes, he's a racist twat, but far too many other people are as well, especially against a group that gets bad press but no fucker really knows anything about.
He doesn't have to defend his position, albeit an old one, because he knows no fucker that's going to vote for him gives a toss.
Sad, but true.

 

[Don Troooomp]

Johnson give a cast iron garantie that the NHS is not up for sale with the US

I believe him without reservation. I also belive Donald Trump is a lovely inclusive sort of chap you could trust with your wallet and wife.

 

[Don Troooomp]

Cummings has resigned

More 'Goings" then.

 

[Libertad]

Anger is a good motivator.

There's no shortage of anger.

 

[bimble]

Maybe he thinks certain people will make a moral judgement on him, some of them openly, and some whilst claiming they "aren't judgemental about such things, and oppose the demonisation of single parent families" and so on.

Dug this out because it has such an uncanny echo in whats been unearthed today, from the long ago scribblings of our pm ..

He lamented the "appalling proliferation of single mothers" those "uppity and irresponsible" women getting pregnant out of wedlock & called their children 'ill-raised, ignorant aggressive and illegitimate".
It isn't the silly women's fault tho problem lies with the "feebleness of the modern Briton, his reluctance or inability to take control of his woman and be head of a household.”
This country seems to have a soft spot for these absurd men who style themselves as throwbacks to a simpler age.

HuffPost is now part of Verizon Media

 

[Teaboy]

Dug this out because it has such an uncanny echo in whats been unearthed today, from the long ago scribblings of our pm ..

He lamented the "appalling proliferation of single mothers" those "uppity and irresponsible" women getting pregnant out of wedlock & called their children 'ill-raised, ignorant aggressive and illegitimate".
It isn't the silly women's fault tho problem lies with the "feebleness of the modern Briton, his reluctance or inability to take control of his woman and be head of a household.”
This country seems to have a soft spot for these absurd men who style themselves as throwbacks to a simpler age.

HuffPost is now part of Verizon Media

Oh what a surprise.

 

[Ming]

There's no shortage of anger.

Problem is it can be harnessed and directed in the wrong direction. Hence Brexit.

 

[ruffneck23]

oh look at his face when he is motioning the cut off



one would think he didn't realize he was being filmed...

 

[Pickman's model]

oh look at his face when he is motioning the cut off



one would think he didn't realize he was being filmed...

 

[Idris2002]

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The dirty, rotten bastard.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[MrSki]

Have we had this one yet?

 

[Badgers]

BBC refuses to allow Boris Johnson on Andrew Marr show until he agrees to Andrew Neil grilling

 

[Pickman's model]

BBC refuses to allow Boris Johnson on Andrew Marr show until he agrees to Andrew Neil grilling

Just strap him to the grill in a kebab shop and turn him over now and again

 

[cupid_stunt]

BBC refuses to allow Boris Johnson on Andrew Marr show until he agrees to Andrew Neil grilling

He also prompted widespread ridicule after claiming he has never told a lie during his political career – despite once being sacked by ex-Tory leader Michael Howard for lying about an affair.

 

[ruffneck23]

Nah fuck him , grill him face down

 

[Pickman's model]

Let's face it, he can say what the hell he likes about Nigerians without losing a single vote. Yes, he's a racist twat, but far too many other people are as well, especially against a group that gets bad press but no fucker really knows anything about.
He doesn't have to defend his position, albeit an old one, because he knows no fucker that's going to vote for him gives a toss.
Sad, but true.

Nigerians resident in the UK as commonwealth citizens have a vote in the coming electoral farce

 

[andysays]

Nigerians resident in the UK as commonwealth citizens have a vote in the coming electoral farce

Thereby demonstrating that Nigerians are indeed a group that at least one fucker really doesn't know anything about...

 

[teqniq]

Oh dear, shameless plagarism now.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Boris Johnson accused of 'weapons grade s***housery' for copying expert's blog

 

[Pickman's model]

Boris Johnson accused of 'weapons grade s***housery' for copying expert's blog

It's always astonishing how journalists copy slavishly anything they see on social media

 

[Supine]

BBC refuses to allow Boris Johnson on Andrew Marr show until he agrees to Andrew Neil grilling

That didn't last long

 

[Badgers]

That didn't last long

Shocker

 

[Pickman's model]

Shocker

They should have swapped interviewers at the last minute and said Marr was unwell.

 

[brogdale]

They should have swapped interviewers at the last minute and said Marr was unwell.

Might have been better to replace Marr with a block of melting ice.

 

[Pickman's model]

Might have been better to replace Marr with a block of melting ice.

Yes, and let Johnson just ramble away

 

[maomao]

Marr is a fucking melt.

 

[not-bono-ever]

its doesnt matter anymore. johnson could set fire to kittens on live TV and people would still be banging on about the EU making their vacuum cleaners crapper.its just noise.

 

[Badgers]

Boris Johnson accused of 'weapons grade s***housery' for copying expert's blog

The BBC have given it a few lines

 

[Hollis]

Just watched the inteview - I think Marr did as well as he could... Johnson just oozes that public school 'ESOS' (Effortless sense of superiority) which makes the content of what he's saying almost irrelevant. It's a weird form of charismatic power that attracts people, but does so much harm.

It'd be interesting to see him up against Neil again, but I fancy he would fair better than Corbyn... albeit talkling complete shite.