PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Poot]

it's the last news any musician wants to hear in the run-up to christmas, that some widely despised lardy posh cunt's favourite band is the one you largely depend on for your income

I believe his favourite is I Fought the Law and then I remembered that the law largely doesnt apply to me.

 

[Badgers]

Even the BBC news (listening on 6 Music) are covering some angry Yorkshire residents berating Disgraced Prime Minister Johnston.

 

[brogdale]

Even the BBC news (listening on 6 Music) are covering some angry Yorkshire residents berating Disgraced Prime Minister Johnston.

Blustercunt getting a version of TTOI do you know what it's like to clean up your own Mother's piss treatment; well done Yorkshire

 

[brogdale]

His face gives away that the cunt really can't abide being questioned by the little people.

 

[brogdale]

When Oxbridge arrogance meets reality in Doncaster; that face.

 

[Smangus]

Just like when there were riots in London an he stayed on holiday rather than come back and sort them out, the fat piggy tory twat. No idea except about his own priorities.

 

[Smangus]

TBH I'm surprised he hasn't proposed building some sport of £2 billion bridge or island to solve the flooding issue.

Maybe those water cannon can be put to use after all.....

 

[Sprocket.]

Fishlake is next door to Stainforth, Dave Douglas’ stomping ground.
They don’t like posh outsiders looking for an electioneering opportunity.

If I’d known he was coming I would have booked a day off.

Also The Clash were against everything he represents.

 

[brogdale]

Fishlake is next door to Stainforth, Dave Douglas’ stomping ground.
They don’t like posh outsiders looking for an electioneering opportunity.

If I’d known he was coming I would have booked a day off.

Also The Clash were against everything he represents.

Stainforth
Stayed there a few times with my mate's family...really happy memories of the social club(bingo & turns) and the 2p bus ride into Donny. Yeah, they didn't like my 'posh' Southern accent..at first.

 

[Pickman's model]

Stainforth
Stayed there a few times with my mate's family...really happy memories of the social club(bingo & turns) and the 2p bus ride into Donny. Yeah, they didn't like my 'posh' Southern accent..at first.

I've heard you sound just like Anthony Andrews

 

[brogdale]

I've heard you sound just like Anthony Andrews

Seriously, my 'initiation' with mate's (miner) Dad included asking me if:
a) I had a yacht
& b) if I'd ever drunk beer...because it's all gin palaces and the like down there...

Of course, all was well after a few pints

 

[Pickman's model]

Seriously, my 'initiation' with mate's (miner) Dad included asking me if:
a) I had a yacht
& b) if I'd ever drunk beer...because it's all gin palaces at the like down there...

Of course, all was well after a few pints

You had to ply them with alcohol to be accepted

 

[Sprocket.]

Seriously, my 'initiation' with mate's (miner) Dad included asking me if:
a) I had a yacht
& b) if I'd ever drunk beer...because it's all gin palaces at the like down there...

Of course, all was well after a few pints

Great community in the village, I have relatives and friends there, it’s only two miles from me. Same spirit as Goldthorpe.
My mate is head of security at the dog stadium.

 

[brogdale]

You had to ply them with alcohol to be accepted

tbf it was nearly always subbed by mate's Dad/mates....genuinely decent sorts.

 

[brogdale]

Great community in the village, I have relatives and friends there, it’s only two miles from me. Same spirit as Goldthorpe.

In my memory the turns at the social were all introduced by a John Shuttleworth character sat at his organ and took the 'stage' from behind shredded silver foil curtains. Fucking ace

 

[brogdale]

Anyway...fair play to the locals; they gave both barrels to blustercunt.

 

[Sprocket.]

In my memory the turns at the social were all introduced by a John Shuttleworth character sat at his organ and took the 'stage' from behind shredded silver foil curtains. Fucking ace

‘Hey, na’ then, na’ then, no talking when bingo’s on, tha’ll be art!’

 

[brogdale]

‘Hey, na’ then, na’ then, no talking when bingo’s on, tha’ll be art!’

 

[brogdale]

My mate translated; obvs.

 

[brogdale]

Top work Birmingham

 

[BCBlues]

Top work Birmingham

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Vandals spray anti-Boris graffiti at New Street Station platform Vandals spray anti-Boris graffiti at New Street Station platform

More from the Brummies here

 

[brogdale]

Vandals spray anti-Boris graffiti at New Street Station platform Vandals spray anti-Boris graffiti at New Street Station platform

More from the Brummies here

"Vandals"
Sounds like cuntish local rag.

 

[teqniq]

Johnson get his arse handed to him by an irate Yorkshirewoman. love it.

E2a apologies I see it's the same one upthread from a different angle. Oh well.

 

[BCBlues]

"Vandals"
Sounds like cuntish local rag.

It is, trust me.

 

[philosophical]

His face gives away that the cunt really can't abide being questioned by the little people.

Looking at that clip I thought he was going to point to the tray just to his left and cry 'See! You can have your cake and eat it, so shut up you plebs!'.

 

[redsquirrel]

So how would you pillocks get rid of Johnson?

I know it's not worth engaging with this pratt, but this post is actually part of the wider problem their politics represents.

An absence of everything bar some pathetic, sloppy anti-Toryism, anti-Trumpism, anti-Johnsonism. So anything that meets that level, nevermind how reactionary it is, is ok so long as it is against the Tories/Trump/Johnson/Brexit. Crap from economists - fine, crap from free marketeers - fine, from the CIA, World Bank. IMF - fine, the LDs - fine, from Ken Clarke or Micheal Heseltine - fine.

 

[brogdale]

I know it's not worth engaging with this pratt, but this post is actually part of the wider problem their politics represents.

An absence of everything bar some pathetic, sloppy anti-Toryism, anti-Trumpism, anti-Johnsonism. So anything that meets that level, nevermind how reactionary it is, is ok so long as it is against the Tories/Trump/Johnson/Brexit. Crap from economists - fine, crap from free marketeers - fine, from the CIA, World Bank. IMF - fine, the LDs - fine, from Ken Clarke or Micheal Heseltine - fine.

their politics

who they?

 

[redsquirrel]

who they?

Well specifically there I meant Don Troomp, was using gender neutral form as wasn't 100% sure if they are male. But I think this sort of stupid anti-toryism goes further than just DT. It's the type of crap that leads to this shite

 

[brogdale]

Well specifically there I meant Don Troomp, was using gender neutral form as wasn't 100% sure if they are male. But I think this sort of stupid anti-toryism goes further. It's the type of crap that leads to this shite

I see; just wasn't sure who you were referring to...might be my (post 'spoons) reading/comprehension deficiency, though!

 

[Ming]

Just seen his latest thing doing the rounds on the net. The Clash are his favourite band, apparently. I'd love to know which muppet thought it was a good idea to get him to say that.

One thing Cameron said on Desert Island Disks was he loved Eton Rifles. I have always thought that was the biggest ‘FUCK YOU OIKS!!!’ He ever said out loud. The song’s about a bunch of working class kids on a demo getting beaten up my the Eton Rifles.
‘All that rugby puts hairs on your chest
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?’
Nice Dave. He turned the intention of the song on its head.