PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Apologies to a troll like you - get fucked

unlike you I'm not a liar, which sets me apart from johnson and trump. by contrast you seem very happy to emulate their behaviour.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Face it, I'm right and you're wrong.

LOL

Just because you'd gas the working class if it meant you could stay in the EU that doesn't mean the electorate will agree with you.

 

[Don Troooomp]

LOL

Just because you'd gas the working class if it meant you could stay in the EU that doesn't mean the electorate will agree with you.

Staying in the EU is by far the best for the UK, Europe, and the future, but Johnson has the upper hand, and that probably means it's lost to us.
People were lied to so voted with those lies in their ears, and it's very probably too late to stop the disaster now.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Someone please make it stop.

 

[JimW]

Someone please make it stop.

We need Keir Starmer, that dreamboat can do anything.

 

[Voley]

Just seen his latest thing doing the rounds on the net. The Clash are his favourite band, apparently. I'd love to know which muppet thought it was a good idea to get him to say that.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Staying in the EU is by far the best for the UK, Europe, and the future, but Johnson has the upper hand, and that probably means it's lost to us.
People were lied to so voted with those lies in their ears, and it's very probably too late to stop the disaster now.

People were lied to by politicians you say? Well that's a new development, this is a first in British politics and definitely not something principled remainers would ever do. Can't imagine the lib dems being dishonest for example.

In that case we definitely need an unlikeable charisma vacuum with more of the same politics like starmer in charge. And you're probably right about gassing the working class too.

 

[Pickman's model]

Staying in the EU is by far the best for the UK, Europe, and the future, but Johnson has the upper hand, and that probably means it's lost to us.
People were lied to so voted with those lies in their ears, and it's very probably too late to stop the disaster now.

To paraphrase Brendan Behan, i cannot conceive of a situation so dismal the arrival of Don Troooomp would not make it worse

 

[Don Troooomp]

So how would you pillocks get rid of Johnson?

 

[krtek a houby]

Just seen his latest thing doing the rounds on the net. The Clash are his favourite band, apparently. I'd love to know which muppet thought it was a good idea to get him to say that.

In the very same video he bashes socialism

 

[Pickman's model]

So how would you pillocks get rid of Johnson?

what i'd do is lock you and he in a room and wait for you to bore him to death

 

[danny la rouge]

People were lied to so voted with those lies in their ears

Wait. People were lied to by politicians? And at an election, you say? This is unprecedented!!!

 

[elbows]

So how would you pillocks get rid of Johnson?

My new patented BlusterBuster might do the job. I could do with someone to test it on first, you look like a suitable candidate.

You dont have a cunning plan - loud and barely comprehensible noises of despair and clutching at poorly timed straws is not a strategy, its a reaction.

 

[Yossarian]

Just seen his latest thing doing the rounds on the net. The Clash are his favourite band, apparently. I'd love to know which muppet thought it was a good idea to get him to say that.

The surviving members don't seem to have said anything so I'm hoping Zombie Joe Strummer will rise from the grave and bash his brains in with a guitar.

 

[Pickman's model]

You dont have a cunning plan - loud and barely comprehensible noises of despair and clutching at poorly timed straws is not a strategy, its a reaction.

#worsethanbaldrick

 

[brogdale]

Just seen his latest thing doing the rounds on the net. The Clash are his favourite band, apparently. I'd love to know which muppet thought it was a good idea to get him to say that.

Mick's coz?

 

[Pickman's model]

Mick's coz?

i'm told mick is spitting blood at the news

 

[brogdale]

i'm told mick is spitting blood at the news

Fucking hope so.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking hope so.

it's the last news any musician wants to hear in the run-up to christmas, that some widely despised lardy posh cunt's favourite band is the one you largely depend on for your income

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking hope so.

the surviving members of the clash are desperate to get johnson to announce his real favourite musician is bob geldof or bono

 

[brogdale]

We can only guess at blustercunt's fave Clash lyrics...maybe...

They put up a poster saying:
"We earn more than you"
We're working for the clampdown
We will teach our twisted speech
To the young believers
We will train our blue-eyed men
To be young believers

 

[Pickman's model]

We can only guess at blustercunt's fave Clash lyrics...maybe...

 

[brogdale]

That's made my mind up now...I'm gonna do my bit for the cause by putting on Sandanista before I make my way down to 'spoons

 

[maomao]

So how would you pillocks get rid of Johnson?

Why ask us? We can't even get rid of you you cunt.

 

[brogdale]

Why ask us? We can't even get rid of you you cunt.

Early contender for PoTD

 

[Pickman's model]

Early contender for PoTD

certainly post of the thread

 

[maomao]

Early contender for PoTD

If D is day I'm a little underwhelmed. It's decade right?

 

[brogdale]

If D is day I'm a little underwhelmed. It's decade right?

 

[Jay Park]

Staying in the EU is by far the best for the UK, Europe, and the future, but Johnson has the upper hand, and that probably means it's lost to us.
People were lied to so voted with those lies in their ears, and it's very probably too late to stop the disaster now.

prescient

 

[Badgers]

Hope there are plenty more of these to come from his 'campaign' visit