PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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I have just listened to this again and am staggered 'this' is a Prime Minister
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Irrespective of appearing as though he doesn't understand 'his' own treaty, declaring that NI is advantaged by access to the single market is really quite a damaging 'gaff'.
Pickman's model
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if you ever find yourself at a party or in the pub declaiming to a silent room then you are doing something very wrong. the only reason he wasn't hoiked out into the street is he's the prime minister.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Yep, exactly what I came to say. That and you keep free movement. All good stuff that you'll have and, um, the rest of the UK won't have. So what was the point of brexit again?
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brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Consistent, if nothing else; he'll lie to his own support base as readily as anyone else.
This is a decent compendium of nastiness from our PM, from earlier this year before he became leader.
We know what Johnson is, but the polls suggest voters don't care as long as he says he'll give them whatever they want on any given day.
He's very much like a TV evangelist - Talks a load of bollocks but people who want to believe him, do.
Opposition parties have a month to avoid disaster, but nobody has worked out how to to do it, and it's very probably too late now because the three things that would have helped didn't happen.
You can't fight a dangerous monster with a small butter knife.
He's very much like a TV evangelist - Talks a load of bollocks but people who want to believe him, do.
Opposition parties have a month to avoid disaster, but nobody has worked out how to to do it, and it's very probably too late now because the three things that would have helped didn't happen.
You can't fight a dangerous monster with a small butter knife.
Libertad
Sparking up a rollie in the Reichstag
Yes you can.
No, you can't
General election poll of polls: Boris Johnson on course for 96-seat majority
He's dangerous because, much as his policies are bloody terrible and he's a twat and a half, he can make people believe him.
Libertad
Sparking up a rollie in the Reichstag
Yes you can.
To fight him, you need to understand him, or at least understand his PR team. The photo in the link is full of imagery built for the press to work on.
He's cleaning up a mess, he's the common man willing to muck in, even the warning sign is there for the papers to make headlines out of.
He might well be a twat, but he's clever and that means he's dangerous.
He's cleaning up a mess, he's the common man willing to muck in, even the warning sign is there for the papers to make headlines out of.
He might well be a twat, but he's clever and that means he's dangerous.
Libertad
Sparking up a rollie in the Reichstag
A small butter knife rammed through his sphenoid would slow him up.
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Totally agree. It winds me up when people say Tories are incompetent or stupid. Why do they keep winning then? Don't get me wrong i fucking hate them but don't underestimate them. I saw Dominic Cummings walking through a group of journalists outside his house and made the aside 'you guys should go up North' meaning they know what the demographics are. And unfortunately dog whistle politics works. See Trump and his base.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
everyone knows journos are lazy and will where possible write from press releases. Everyone except for you it seems.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
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You're making several mistakes:
- You're wrong on the point. Journalists are out for an easy story, but Johnson makes it very easy for them, thus he gets HIS story out. The polls show I'm right.
- You're assuming you're more valuable to the world than a pair of pus weeping green pissflaps are to a cheap whore's business model (Oscar Wilde)
- You're assuming I give a toss what you think
Libertad
Sparking up a rollie in the Reichstag
You're assuming we give a toss what you think.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Stunning insight that politicians try to project an image favourable to them and that might appeal to the public though. Stunning.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Despite what's said, I've found that, as a general rule, people posting in multiple bullet points really, really do give a toss about what folk think of their views.
Pickman's model
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The polls show nothing of the sort.
Perhaps you can explain how the tories poll numbers shot up when May left and Johnson got in.
When you answer, look at the Brexit party's numbers, and Labour's. The libdems and others don't matter because they're as shit as your brains and are likely to get a number of seats greater than your IQ.
SpineyNorman
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Whereas you're a fucking genius.
You're the thickest poster on urban by quite some distance. Please fuck off.
Cameron was a wanker that everyone was sick off, but May hadn't proved she was as stupid at that point, just as Johnson hasn't been busted yet. However, when the majority realise and are in a position to vote the bastard out, it's going to be way too late to save Britain from leaving the Eu and there will be five years of Tory shit behind him.
Fuck knows what the twat will do to the NHS, but we can be sure it'll be bad.
So explain it instead of shooting your gob off - Ah, you can't, so you fuck off
SpineyNorman
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I just did explain. You're a blathering fuck wit, it's all that needs to be said.
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