PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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2hats
Dust.
The Telegraph have had to issue a correction for publishing lies fabricated by a known charlatan:
From the Guardian: "Johnson misrepresented long-term economic projections to give the impression that the British economy would overtake Germany “in our lifetimes” – despite no such data existing. [...] the real economic data was only based on European countries, so in any case it could not justify Johnson’s claim about the UK economy outperforming all nations in the northern hemisphere."
"The false claim was made in a column Johnson wrote in June, shortly before he became prime minister, about the failings of the British education system."
From the Guardian: "Johnson misrepresented long-term economic projections to give the impression that the British economy would overtake Germany “in our lifetimes” – despite no such data existing. [...] the real economic data was only based on European countries, so in any case it could not justify Johnson’s claim about the UK economy outperforming all nations in the northern hemisphere."
"The false claim was made in a column Johnson wrote in June, shortly before he became prime minister, about the failings of the British education system."
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existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I am disgusted - but unsurprised - that the Telegraph so punctiliously avoided naming "the columnist".The Telegraph have had to issue a correction for publishing lies fabricated by a known charlatan:
From the Guardian: "Johnson misrepresented long-term economic projections to give the impression that the British economy would overtake Germany “in our lifetimes” – despite no such data existing. [...] the real economic data was only based on European countries, so in any case it could not justify Johnson’s claim about the UK economy outperforming all nations in the northern hemisphere."
"The false claim was made in a column Johnson wrote in June, shortly before he became prime minister, about the failings of the British education system."
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
To be fair, that could equally be because he's a lazy bastard who just knocked out any old shit after Saturday's coke bender. Who knows?
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Well that’s are fair point. But i hope you’re not suggesting Tory leaning journalists would use hard drugs? These are blue blooded law and order party people.
elbows
Well-Known Member
With the Cobalt thiocyanate drug test, cocaine will turn the liquid blue.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
the most likely people to indulge
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
No old chap. Not for one second. That would make them lying hypocrites with no moral centre. The Tory party? Never.
2hats
Dust.
Note that "the columnist" appears to think he won't be in need of a ditch until he is well into his nineties.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
when he's buried deep in a ditch he'll be a good person
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
I noted he had 'deep regret' about not 'driving' Brexit 'over the line' by Halloween . I also noted he wore an England rugby top in an interview before the Springboks match. That we lost. Guess the South African side aren't 7 year old Japanese school boys.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Can we do a crowdfunder to get him a ditch?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
No shortage of ditches. What we're missing is the juxtaposition betwixt columnist and ditch, and vice versa.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Indeed. So what do we need to crowdfund to make his wish come true?
I don't mind chipping in for a well-made shovel, for example.
I would be perfectly happy to administer the shove.
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
He could dig his own ditch before we put him in it.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
teuchter
je suis teuchter
I think existentialist needs to go in a ditch, at least temporarily, for producing this piece of writing.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
teuchter
je suis teuchter
It's not a laughing matter.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
'Ban' it? As if Ofsted would go underground and have to be suppressed by the police. I know they're aiming for the 'Stalinist' thing but I don't see that sticking tbh.
Libertad
Sparking up a rollie in the Reichstag
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I just can't help myself
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I was also unaware of anything that Ofsted might do to "protect children from bullying in the classroom", either.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
yes. in print format it covers as of this morning three large volumes each of five hundred pages or more.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
he's not laughing with you, he's laughing at you
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