PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Indeed. So what do we need to crowdfund to make his wish come true?

I don't mind chipping in for a well-made shovel, for example.

if he gets a well-made shovel he won't be whimpering on his knees scooping mud while a rifle's trained on him.

 

[equationgirl]

if he gets a well-made shovel he won't be whimpering on his knees scooping mud while a rifle's trained on him.

Only if he's hit hard enough to knock him out, and I never said I would be merciful. Not after all the blood he has on his hands.

 

[elbows]

Fartial Arts master prepares to unleash his Tai Chew skills.

 

[Pickman's model]

Only if he's hit hard enough to knock him out, and I never said I would be merciful. Not after all the blood he has on his hands.

as things stand the plan is to require him to dig down into the bottom of the ditch, and then to whack him with the rifle butt so his face is driven into the mud, thus asphyxiating him

 

[Pickman's model]

Fartial Arts master prepares to unleash his Tai Chew skills.

if there's one thing you'd have thought he'd have learnt at eton it would be to tie a tie himself.

 

[andysays]

as things stand the plan is to require him to dig down into the bottom of the ditch, and then to whack him with the rifle butt so his face is driven into the mud, thus asphyxiating him

I genuinely doubt whether Johnson is capable of digging a suitable ditch, TBH

 

[Pickman's model]

I genuinely doubt whether Johnson is capable of digging a suitable ditch, TBH

it doesn't matter. there will be a ditch. he will just have to scrabble around in the dirt whimpering and trying to excavate himself a suitable final resting spot. before being whacked on the back of the head with a rifle butt and having his face trodden into the mire.

 

[elbows]

if there's one thing you'd have thought he'd have learnt at eton it would be to tie a tie himself.

Maybe he messed up the latin for 'People with brass necks should be wary of lamp posts and associated neck attire'.

 

[equationgirl]

Maybe he messed up the latin for 'People with brass necks should be wary of lamp posts and associated neck attire'.

He's only just learnt to comb his hair from the picture, Latin is probably beyond his capability.

 

[andysays]

it doesn't matter. there will be a ditch. he will just have to scrabble around in the dirt whimpering and trying to excavate himself a suitable final resting spot. before being whacked on the back of the head with a rifle butt and having his face trodden into the mire.

As long as there's a ditch, doesn't matter to me who digs it.

 

[Pickman's model]

As long as there's a ditch, doesn't matter to me who digs it.

the ditch is the centrepiece of the tableau

 

[Part 2]

 

[Anju]

As long as there's a ditch, doesn't matter to me who digs it.

I dug this one today. Full of sewage so he should feel comfortable. Unfortunately it's getting concreted over tomorrow so people need to hurry up.

 

[Dogsauce]

Bamford has no problem lending his vehicles to the Tory party (flying Cameron around in his private helicopter). I’m sure he can borrow an excavator from the production line for ditch digging if the party asked him nicely.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

editor can we change the thread title?

* Disgraced Prime Minister Johnson

 

[Chilli.s]

Unleash the upper class ballshitter.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[equationgirl]

Unleash potential my arse.

 

[Yossarian]

Was that footage deliberately meant to resemble something from a first-person shooter game? Must have had a lot of people jabbing at the "change weapon" button...

 

[treelover]

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I wonder if the media will show this, one advantage now we have social media is that it can be circualated, and will be, it was an evening event as well, so they can't just say they were all at work.

 

[teuchter]

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[Badgers]

 

[Buckaroo]

Shitfaced, give him a glass of water and no one will know. Blathering flab drivel, his own people wandering off, bored to fuck. He's gone to a hospital in the Midlands today, unknown location, everyone telling him to fuck off. It's going really well, that's why he's on the gargle, he'll be drowning in his own piss by the time of election.

 

[Badgers]

Shitfaced, give him a glass of water and no one will know. Blathering flab drivel, his own people wandering off, bored to fuck. He's gone to a hospital in the Midlands today, unknown location, everyone telling him to fuck off. It's going really well, that's why he's on the gargle, he'll be drowning in his own piss by the time of election.

Would be great if he made some 'Gove style' drunken public outburst

 

[Raheem]

he'll be drowning in his own piss by the time of election.

Not a bad idea. I've made a note.

 

[Pickman's model]

Shitfaced, give him a glass of water and no one will know. Blathering flab drivel, his own people wandering off, bored to fuck. He's gone to a hospital in the Midlands today, unknown location, everyone telling him to fuck off. It's going really well, that's why he's on the gargle, he'll be drowning in his own piss by the time of election.

such a pity as a barrel of blue nun is being delivered next week to drown him in

 

[brogdale]

Worth re-watching to focus on the bloke in glasses to his left; the attempts at smiling are the best.

 

[Pickman's model]

Worth re-watching to focus on the bloke in glasses to his left; the attempts at smiling are the best.

the woman behind him seems wholly unimpressed

 

[brogdale]

Can't be long before we get the Rowley Birkin mash-up?