Man wears bra and fills hotel bath full of potatoes during 'bizarre' binge

[JimW]

Next thread: 'What vegetables have *you* left in a British budget hotel after a bender?'

They're called aubergines because they kept getting left stuck round the u-bends of French hostels.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sounds like a normal Friday night to me.

 

[Wilf]

Important Note: after Brexit, you will only be able to scatter King Edwards in UK hotels - though a protocol is expected to be in place for Jersey Royals during the transition period.

 

[maomao]

Not quite up this gentleman's level but I did once wake up to find that I'd had several goes at trying to fashion a spliff out of margarine and sugar wrapped in a rizzla. Potatoes in the bath would have been easier to clean up.

 

[pesh]

Fear and loathing in Eastleigh.
worst. sequel. ever.

 

[Sweet FA]

Fear and loathing in Eastleigh.
worst. sequel. ever.

Though tbf, there's plenty to fear and loathe about Beastleigh.

 

[Whagwan]

Not quite up this gentleman's level but I did once wake up to find that I'd had several goes at trying to fashion a spliff out of margarine and sugar wrapped in a rizzla. Potatoes in the bath would have been easier to clean up.

Late at night on a stag party in Torquay once, my roommate had to stop me skinning up a nice joint of MDMA as I couldn't tell the difference between the baggies...

 

[frogwoman]

that sounds like an awesome night out tbh.

 

[Voley]

“It felt like the right thing to do at the time.”

Great legal defence arguments of our time #365434

 

[Edie]

“it felt like the right thing to do at the time”.

we’ve all been there

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Not quite up this gentleman's level but I did once wake up to find that I'd had several goes at trying to fashion a spliff out of margarine and sugar wrapped in a rizzla. Potatoes in the bath would have been easier to clean up.

I once woke up covered in mud, cuts and bruises, horrifically hungover, with a very large cabbage and a traffic cone on the kitchen table. I was awoken by a copper who was returning my jacket which I apparently left in an allotment in Hyde Park in Leeds with my wallet in the pocket after throwing myself over the fence while shitfaced to cop off with someone.

eta - I think it may have been a barbed wire fence. The allotments were obviously a hospot for very drunken illicit trysts.

 

[T & P]

I always thought ‘intent to supply’ convictions were treated severely by the courts and you should expect a custodial sentence, so while i feel that charge was a bit unfair as this bloke was likely just on a big bender rather than being a dealer, at least the judge didn’t give him jail time for it.

Funny as fuck story anyway

 

[UrbaneFox]

Sentence will be reduced on a peel.

He was rebuked crisply

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

My main memory of it is that snorting it makes your nose feel like it's dissolving. Probably because it is.

Haha! Some people will snort anything, has no one seen Pulp Fiction. Worst thing I ever snorted was coffee. Just , don't. Owweeee!