He did a bungee jump (his first ever) on breakfast TV this morning.
He did a bungee jump (his first ever) on breakfast TV this morning.
Something every prospective leader should do ( thinking Trump, Biden etc. ).He did a bungee jump (his first ever) on breakfast TV this morning.
it generates headlines when I suspect he would otherwise be ignored:This bizarre campaign does actually seem to be working though. Between the hilarious car crash of the Tory campaign and the Labour strategy of not actually having any policies and letting the other side commit Hara-kiri you have a very awkward man doing very awkward things. It's a brilliant strategy. The networks have been using him as the light entertainment section of their broadcasts, in place of babies talking in scouse accents and banksy's latest works.
They're gonna get more seats than ever I think.
What?Rishi has missed a trick here methinks. I'm not sure what is more bonkers though, paying failed 2 asylum seekers 3k petty cash, putting them in business class to Africa, setting them up in a nice hotel in a lovely climate, or jumping off a bridge with a rubber band attached to your ankles.
Davey's winning this one I think.
What?
Nobody asks Davey about postmasters anymoreStop calling him Rishi. He's not your mate.
As for Davey, it's sad to see him trying to ape the likes of Johnson and selling himself as some sort of comical idiot for press. Even if that did work for Johnson, he doesn't have enough of a personality to back it up. It's like Hague on the log flume but even more tragic.
Stop calling him Rishi. He's not your mate.
As for Davey, it's sad to see him trying to ape the likes of Johnson and selling himself as some sort of comical idiot for press. Even if that did work for Johnson, he doesn't have enough of a personality to back it up. It's like Hague on the log flume but even more tragic.
How should I address him? What's the approved title?
Bungee jumping this morning, Zumba this afternoon.
Big finale on Wednesday night has to be human cannonball or ill be very disappointed.
People appear to overlook he became Sir Ed in 2016.How should I address him? What's the approved title?
That's interesting. Talking of titles. Starmer became Knob Ed 55 years ago.People appear to overlook he became Sir Ed in 2016.
Dickhead would be more appropriate.Sunak. or Ratboy.
Bungee jumping this morning, Zumba this afternoon.
He'd surely tame the bucking bronco while showing off his manly, bare chest.Even though Putin would probably start WWIII from the humiliation of being thrown off a bucking bronco at Chessington World of Adventures.
Dickhead would be more appropriate.
So many twats on the telly seem to be on first name terms with him.Anything but 'Rishi' it's all a bit call me Dave is it not.
Dickhead would be more appropriate.
Liz Truss.He's got the moves!
Sunak. or Ratboy.
It's quite normal with Indian names to use the forename as the primary form of address, the names are interchangeable - eg Virat Kohli, Rishabh Pant (cricketers)
yeah yeah I know, but this has been a irritation of mine going back to people calling Johnson 'Boris' or Hillary Clinton 'Hillary' - it's just a bit too familiar. Call me 'Tony', call me 'Dave' - yeah no thanks.