Just when I thought the Olympics couldn't depress me further....

[pissflaps]

http://www.b3tards.com/v/461e2b70a51750873986/oilmyi.jpg

 

[fractionMan]

 

[purenarcotic]

Jaques Rogge on being questioned in a BBC interview about some people feeling like he failed to live in the real world, especially in regard to staying in five star hotels: 'yes well we need accommodation'

 

[barney_pig]

Albert square, the only place the Olympic torch passed without a corporate megaescort.

 

[extra dry]

 

[extra dry]

will this be seen as an infringement of the logo?

 

[Pickman's model]

Obviously those aren't crop circles: they're crap circles

 

[souljacker]

More bollocks from the corporate cunts:

http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/...c-organisers/story-16523268-detail/story.html

 

[TitanSound]

More bollocks from the corporate cunts:

http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/...c-organisers/story-16523268-detail/story.html

 

[two sheds]

All a group of terrorists will need to do to create havoc will be to hand out loads of Pepsi t-shirts to people.

The police will be so busy clustered round offenders to eject them for a breach of the peace that A-Q could drive a nuclear weapon into the arena unnoticed.

 

[extra dry]

I wonder what is next...we did not hear of any of this during China Olympics, where the noodle venders forced out?

 

[killer b]

Apparently they're trialling the Olympic lanes today- one of my colleagues took 4 hours to drive the 70 miles to London as a result.

 

[teqniq]

 

[pissflaps]

oh verr droll. got the date wrong tho.
/fucking vandals.

 

[teqniq]

I hadn't noticed, they did indeed but it's the thought that counts.

 

[cesare]

oh verr droll. got the date wrong tho.
/fucking vandals.

Depends which way you look at it.

 

[teqniq]

LOL this is very true!

 

[teqniq]

The Iranian news agency Fars gets in on the act with condoms instead of Olympic rings:

if the link expires it can be seen here

http://twitpic.com/ab68lm/full

 

[pissflaps]

all this banksy-esque graffiti is just all so... shit. trite, unsubtle, sophomoric stabs at pre-packaged, easily digestible controversy masquerading as social satire that appeals largely to the kind of irony-proof bulbs who buy prints of the shit to hang up in their 2-bed flats in clapham. just fuck off and stop daubing walls that aren't yours with your sub student-uni-bar-come-chucking-out-time-level witterings.

 

[teqniq]

lol

 

[DotCommunist]

all this banksy-esque graffiti is just all so... shit. trite, unsubtle, sophomoric stabs at pre-packaged, easily digestible controversy masquerading as social satire that appeals largely to the kind of irony-proof bulbs who buy prints of the shit to hang up in their 2-bed flats in clapham. just fuck off and stop daubing walls that aren't yours with your sub student-uni-bar-come-chucking-out-time-level witterings.

yeah, but on the other hand OB started it *dons che t-shirt* give me freedom or give me non-branded uncopratised events! or something

 

[Ted Striker]

Turns out there's uproar about the Phillips Idowu chap hasn't gone to Portugal for the Team GB training camp.

Portugal

 

[peterkro]

all this banksy-esque graffiti is just all so... shit. trite, unsubtle, sophomoric stabs at pre-packaged, easily digestible controversy masquerading as social satire that appeals largely to the kind of irony-proof bulbs who buy prints of the shit to hang up in their 2-bed flats in clapham. just fuck off and stop daubing walls that aren't yours with your sub student-uni-bar-come-chucking-out-time-level witterings.

Did you just chuck a bunch of words in a blender?

 

[pissflaps]

im sorry, i'll use smaller words next time.

 

[TitanSound]

"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

 

[pissflaps]

slackbladder?

ah wait! princess bride.

/stop rhyming and i meant it!

 

[ViolentPanda]

all this banksy-esque graffiti is just all so... shit. trite, unsubtle, sophomoric stabs at pre-packaged, easily digestible controversy masquerading as social satire that appeals largely to the kind of irony-proof bulbs who buy prints of the shit to hang up in their 2-bed flats in clapham. just fuck off and stop daubing walls that aren't yours with your sub student-uni-bar-come-chucking-out-time-level witterings.

Art elitist!

 

[barney_pig]

BBC report that Nissan hut accomodation for police at weymouth sailing has no planning permission and the construction has done severe damage to a site of natural beauty.

 

[barney_pig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-18965054
Link took a while to find. Hidden behind a morass of BBC happy bollocks.

 

[gunneradt]

This thread is hilarious - Urban the 0.0001% that isn't going to enjoy the Olympics. What a wonderful couple of weeks it's going to be for Urban!!