I'm on ur boardz, wasting ur 2024 election bandwidthz

[dessiato]

ahh ta - so it only stays the same if you rotate it which you wouldn't actually do

eta: how the fuck are we supposed to remember that?

There's a thin white reinforcing strip on the side that goes against the flagstaff. Most, if not all, flags have this reinforced part. So, with this taken as the flagstaff, the thicker stripe on the Union Flag should be at the top, on that side of the flag. Zapp Brannigan illustrates the correct way perfectly.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[T & P]

 

[cupid_stunt]

I love Kathy Burke.

 

[Orang Utan]

It should be in the National Gallery:

 

[spitfire]

 

[two sheds]

Fine arm action/delivery though

 

[T & P]

It should be in the National Gallery:
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The two guys applauding make it even funnier if that was even possible

 

[danski]

Nicked from b3ta.com

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Orang Utan]

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Part of me thinks ‘bring it on!’

 

[fucthest8]

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Fucking works for me.

Obviously we'll go straight to petrol bombs for that twat.

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[spitfire]

Last time a Tory put a leaflet through our door. He was sent away with a flea in his ear and the leaflet firmly back in his possession.

Christ knows what I’d do if it was that TWAT.

 

[emanymton]

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Fingers crossed.

 

[The39thStep]

 

[emanymton]

Sure I've said this before. But what the fuck is a toolmaker anyway?

I think he misunderstood his dad when he said he made a tool.

 

[dessiato]

Sure I've said this before. But what the fuck is a toolmaker anyway?

I think he misunderstood his dad when he said he made a tool.

A toolmaker is literally that, a person who makes tools. Usually they’re engineers who make high precision tools for manufacturing, for example, dies, moulds, jigs, holding devices and guides.

 

[StoneRoad]

Sure I've said this before. But what the fuck is a toolmaker anyway?

I think he misunderstood his dad when he said he made a tool.

Toolmaker - in engineering - is someone who makes the machine tools other workers use to produce widgets. They also work to very much tighter tolerances.
{that's what my late father was doing as a toolmaker in WW2 - mainly aircraft and then munitions - before 1939 he had actually been working on steam locomotives and post WW2 he moved into the drawing offices to do designs and calculations, with slide rules and log tables}

 

[Sasaferrato]

Toolmaker - in engineering - is someone who makes the machine tools other workers use to produce widgets. They also work to very much tighter tolerances.
{that's what my late father was doing as a toolmaker in WW2 - mainly aircraft and then munitions - before 1939 he had actually been working on steam locomotives and post WW2 he moved into the drawing offices to do designs and calculations, with slide rules and log tables}

Side rules were used for longer than you would think, I used one when I was working in civil engineering in the early 70s.

 

[two sheds]

that's what my late father was doing as a toolmaker

you're not leading any of the parties are you

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

"Lynn! I've pierced my arm on a spike!"

 

[ska invita]

"Lynn! I've pierced my arm on a spike!"

Dan! Dan!...Dan!......Dan! Dan! Dan!

 

[A380]

 

[Silas Loom]

If you’re going to spell it that badly, why even bother with the second h?

 

[StoneRoad]

you're not leading any of the parties are you

hahahahaha, nope
I work[ed] for my living, not any sort of politician !

 

[andysays]

Side rules were used for longer than you would think, I used one when I was working in civil engineering in the early 1700s.

You're right, I certainly didn't realise how long they'd been around for

English mathematician and clergyman Reverend William Oughtred and others developed the slide rule in the 17th century based on the emerging work on logarithms by John Napier.

 

[Mumbles274]

Do you like milkshakes Ted?