I'm on ur boardz, wasting ur 2024 election bandwidthz

[MickiQ]

You know I'm born to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't wanna live forever

The next line :-

And don't forget the joker

is very apt in these particular circumstances

 

[PR1Berske]

Or maybe just have a SPAD hold a fucking brolly open

Rishi is a millionaire married to the heiress of a billion dollar company, it would have looked horrendous for him to have employed a lacky to hold an umbrella.

 

[Ax^]

 

[A380]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Artaxerxes]

“I’ve just heard the general election is being referred to as the “snappy g” and the “genny lec”. If you need me I’ll be staring out to sea like this cow.

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I am not a violent man by nature but if anyone calls them that in my earshot I swear to god…


I’ll think really violently about tutting and giving a scornful look

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[moochedit]

 

[Dandred]

This guy used to be a teacher in Korea, lost his job due to an allegation of him messing around with kids. Was also a firm supporter of the Tories and their handling of COVID, even got booted from one group here for making fun of someone who's family member had died of COVID.....

 

[SpookyFrank]

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Government does this with their bullshit 'consultations' all the time. Most recent one I saw was trying to goad people into saying they wanted all the speed cameras turned off. I had a bit of fun responding to that one.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[A380]

 

[gosub]

 

[A380]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

cold war steve is busy

 

[A380]

 

[moochedit]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

from the guardian today

 

[SpookyFrank]

from the guardian today

That's a couple of orders of magnitude better than most graun cartoons.

 

[Cloo]

 

[Sasaferrato]

 

[Silas Loom]

Yes, I thought that was unlikely to be original when it was posted unattributed.

 

[Combustible]

Another sitcom that hasn't aged well. Imagine a prime minister discussing it with their cabinet first.

 

[Protag]

Clearly the Tories deserve a good kicking but a huge majority for Labour will be a disaster for the country. It will be like putting The Guardian in charge, and I believe it will be very authoritarian too. Even though the Lib Dems are complete c*nts and the SNP are annoying to the core, I hope they prevent a Labour landslide.

 

[Serge Forward]

Clearly the Tories deserve a good kicking but a huge majority for Labour will be a disaster for the country. It will be like putting The Guardian in charge, and I believe it will be very authoritarian too. Even though the Lib Dems are complete c*nts and the SNP are annoying to the core, I hope they prevent a Labour landslide.

Indeed. A Starmerite landslide is unlikely to be little better than the last Tory landslide. The right wing Labour cunts will have carte blanche.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Clearly the Tories deserve a good kicking but a huge majority for Labour will be a disaster for the country. It will be like putting The Guardian in charge, and I believe it will be very authoritarian too. Even though the Lib Dems are complete c*nts and the SNP are annoying to the core, I hope they prevent a Labour landslide.

Nope. I want a government, not a coalition.

I appreciate that it will be Labour, and also that of my 71 years only 23 years have been under a Labour government, because they are even worse than the Conservatives, BUT, to be totally honest I would vote for Atilla the Hun in preference to Sunak at the moment. The current government has run out of steam, and needs to be replaced.

Who knows, the adenoidal third former that is Starmer may even turn out to be competent.

 

[Serge Forward]

Who knows, the adenoidal third former that is Starmer may even turn out to be competent.

He's already established his competence at being a duplicitous cunt.