GE 2017: Urban Opinion Poll No.1

[chilango]

Who are you going to vote for?

 

[Wilf]

Our voting place is, literally, next door. As per usual I'll probably fail to make it into the building to vote for the mighty spunker - waaay too much effort. Laziness dressed up as anarcho-principle.

 

[bi0boy]

I shall wait until the statement of persons nominated is published before making a decision.

 

[JTG]

Labour in Bristol NW. Leslie must be toppled.

 

[chilango]

There's a chance I'll vote for the local Green if he's selected. He's a decent enough guy. But not if they carry on with this "progressive ve alliance" crap.

As things stand my current dilemma is "spunking cock" or "Proletarian Democracy" write in.

 

[inva]

abstain. hope my Labour MP loses but don't want any of the others to win

 

[DotCommunist]

sunken cock lol

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Spunking cock - fuck the lot

 

[Mr.Bishie]

sunken cock lol

lol

 

[Voley]

Labour. Fairly pointless in my Con/Lib Dem constituency but still. Actually voting 'for' this time rather than as a protest vote as I usually do. Housing and the NHS are the two big issues for me.

 

[chilango]

sunken cock lol

It's apt.

I'm not sure I can manage to rouse a full on spunking one for this.

 

[DotCommunist]

its a brewers droop of an election aye

 

[Plumdaff]

I'll vote Labour. MP here is a bit of a wanker but by the standards of the PLP is OK. Damning with faint praise!

It's either him, the Tories, or Plaid; the Plaid candidate will probably be the usual one, a man who is a colossal misogynist bellend. Don't mind Leanne Wood but absolutely no way I'm voting for him.

 

[bimble]

Lambeth (last time at least ) had quite a lot of options on the ballot. Is that unusual ? here they are from 2015 (columns show new seats won from Labour & percentage of vote)

 

[DotCommunist]

I can't believe you still have the squeegies and the WRP standing round your way.

 

[agricola]

I can't believe you still have the squeegies and the WRP standing round your way.

You'd be amazed the stuff that washes up just downstream of Vauxhall Bridge.

 

[Orang Utan]

Probs Labour to oust Greg Mulholland, but can't say for sure as we won't have the full candidate list for another month

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Labour. Less worse is better than worst

 

[littlebabyjesus]

If I do vote, it will be as a token gesture in a nod to Corbyn/McDonnell. I was pleased when they took over the Labour party, so I feel a certain urge to do it. Doesn't matter much - very safe labour seat.

 

[twentythreedom]

Richard Drax is my MP, I've just discovered 12,000 majority

Spunking cock it is then

 

[yield]

Solidly Tory here. Like Pavlov's Dog I'll vote either sunking dogs cock or TUSC.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Will I be able to overthrow Jeremy Hunt's slim majority of just 28,000? Or should I just fuck off the whole shit-show as per and scoff at those not fortunate enough to live in a democracy?

 

[Sue]

Will I be able to overthrow Jeremy Hunt's slim majority of just 28,000? Or should I just fuck off the whole shit-show as per and scoff at those not fortunate enough to live in a democracy?

Jenemy Hunt's your MP? (((Bahnhof Strasse)))

 

[BigMoaner]

Labour

 

[starfish]

My current MP.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Labour. Fairly pointless in my Con/Lib Dem constituency but still. Actually voting 'for' this time rather than as a protest vote as I usually do. Housing and the NHS are the two big issues for me.

Same, but my constituency is solid tory. Pip farce needs more coverage.

 

[not a trot]

Labour, though the Tory cunt is bound to win. So I'll just enter the booth, fart loudly then leave.

 

[PursuedByBears]

Labour. Lancaster was one of the few seats Labour won off the Tories last time round and Cat Smith is a good egg and a first-class constituency MP with a majority of only 1200 or so.

 

[Lurdan]

Always been an abstain but recently I've been feeling I'm really more of a "fuck off with this pro-capitalist shit". Since that doesn't seem to be an option I guess I'll have to practise on this poll.

 

[mx wcfc]

No hope for Labour in my constituency, so I'm voting Green.

I've previously been a tactical voter, always voting for the party most likely to beat the tories, but that means voting liberal round here and I can't bring myself to vote liberal anymore after the student fees treachery and the fact that they would go back into coalition with the Tories. (and whilst their christian leader has finally said that being gay "isn't a sin", it was such hard work getting him to say that that he's clearly a lying bastard)
If they really went into an anti-tory pact, I might force myself to vote for them, but they won't.

That said, I secretly hope that the remoaners get out and vote liberal. It would be fucking funny if the tories lost their majority. My constituency was 70 something per cent remain - if they all voted Liberal here, the tory could go.