Food Shortages

[brogdale]

Canter bide the way he always does that.

Cart you lot give it a rest?

 

[Serge Forward]

Horse puns, eh. That old chestnut.

 

[tonysingh]

Please rein it in before tonysingh snaffles all the best puns.

Canter bide the way he always does that.

I reckon you lot have herd them all by now.

 

[brogdale]

Obsessed to the point of being unstable.

 

[tonysingh]

Obsessed to the point of being unstable.

Hay! Are you shire you want to start off like this?

 

[brogdale]

Hay! Are you shire you want to start off like this?

You've got the brass neck to moan about me after you've shoe-horned in all of those dreadful puns!

 

[tonysingh]

You've got the brass neck to moan about me after you've shoe-horned in all of those dreadful puns!

Mine were great, they weren't a load of pony like yours.

 

[brogdale]

Trot on.

 

[tonysingh]

Trot on.

Oh just buck off will you.

 

[brogdale]

I think maybe we're on the home straight with this pun fest, and approaching the finishing line?

 

[tonysingh]

We might be in danger of developing a colt following.

 

[klang]

A chicken in every pot, and a bullet in whatever trots

Still sore about Kronstadt?

 

[RevolutionSound]

Stop horsing around you lot

 

[Elpenor]

Please rein it in before tonysingh snaffles all the best puns.

You’ve got to hand it to him I suppose

 

[dessiato]

Don't have a mare, man!

 

[Elpenor]

A chicken in every pot, and a bullet in whatever trots

Bullet fired from a colt

 

[Storm Fox]

Everyone has really got the bit between their teeth with the amount of puns here.

 

[tonysingh]

Everyone has really got the bit between their teeth with the amount of puns here.

It has gone on furlong hasnt it?

 

[Idris2002]

For years in Dublin there was a graffito near O'Connell Bridge that read "tax d horsey set pigs".

Never did I imagine that I would one day encounter the horsey set on urban75.

 

[tonysingh]

 

[seeformiles]

Perhaps one of them is running for London Mare?

 

[Serge Forward]

So what's the SP on all the horse puns?

 

[JimW]

So what's the SP on all the horse puns?

A pal o' mine owes the bookies loads because of betting on horse puns.

 

[brogdale]

This story is such gift to the pun-bores!

 

[brogdale]

They can really get their teeth into the tedious stream of posts.

 

[spitfire]

Too soon

(((horses)))