Corbyn The Barbarian: Documenting the Brutality of a Monster.
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Rob Ray
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All attendees at the Burston Rally were forced to pay tribute in the form of conserves, left under the stern gaze of a knitted icon of the Dear Leader. Anyone found guilty of producing inferior jams was of course executed on the spot with sharpened crochet needles.
Corbyn's feared team of Norfolk Nans are not to be trifled with. Unless it's a particularly nice trifle with a decent amount of sherry in it. No, more than that. Keep going ... they'll tell you when to stop.
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existentialist
Tired and unemotional
You are alarmingly good at this...
ItWillNeverWork
Messy Crimbobs, fellow humans.
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ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Norfolk Nans in Mid-Suffolk, you clueless sod? Don't you know about the ageless enmity between the counties? It goes back as far as the Iceni and the Durotriges!
Rob Ray
Weight is meaningless
No, Norfolk Nans in Norfolk. Burston's north of Diss on the other side of the county line. Which you'd know if you'd ever been local, or had checked Wikipedia beforehand. Also Suffolk Nans wouldn't alliterate, which is important when creating fictional gangs of blade-wielding pensioners. Suffolk Septuagenarians maybe? Bit clunky.
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Brixton Hatter
Home is south London mate
This is also a neat pun because on the umbrella just out of shot it says "return of the mac", which as well as indicating JCs use of his famous brown coat in this rainy weather, is also a nod to his former life as a hustling gangsta on the streets of north London.
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A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
People would know this if we were allowed an East Anglia forum. I bet Corbyn slips editor a few quid every week to keep it dark.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Nothing unusual about an MP offering a regular surgery
"Don't worry, Tristram, Jeremy and I just want a quick chat. Take a seat..."
ska invita
back on the other side
The use of a photo of that evil bastard Corbyn in this telegraph piece needs to be seen in situ 
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DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
In Corbynist Soviet Socialist Republic, industrial output will be exclusively focused on not big fish, not little fish, but only on cardboard box manufacture.Is there anything more annoying than a mime artist?
rekil
to menny cranks
People who post yuuuge pics?
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
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agricola
a genuine importer of owls
Just bumping this one so we can log the various ways in which the great British media fearlessly expose Corbyn's monstrousnesses.
Here he is playing games with Brexit. The hat, iron and dog pieces have been replaced by ethically sourced Peruvian beer-bottle tops.
extra dry
Happy to be here
Corbyn's decision to back election causes serious concerns among his MPs Corbin spouts lies and fake news while standing over dead colleagues who dare defy 'The Leader'.
Brixton Hatter
Home is south London mate
Corbyn in serious danger of losing the cycling vote by sporting a ridiculously long steering tube on his ancient 1990s Trek 721.
Also sporting bar ends and grip shifters - scandalous. Who'd be seen riding that past the plebby coppers at the gates of Number 10?!
But even worse, look at his poor riding craft, as spotted on Google Streetview - surely he's going to get doored very soon by an ex-Labour voter
(And look at the state of that front wheel - Broken Britain indeed...)
Also sporting bar ends and grip shifters - scandalous. Who'd be seen riding that past the plebby coppers at the gates of Number 10?!
But even worse, look at his poor riding craft, as spotted on Google Streetview - surely he's going to get doored very soon by an ex-Labour voter
(And look at the state of that front wheel - Broken Britain indeed...)
Never mind Brixton Hatter, he may be able to get a new one through the cycle to work scheme in his next job!
Brixton Hatter
Home is south London mate
Apparently Labour supporters crowdfunded £6grand for him last year to get a new bike but he wouldn't accept it and gave the money to charity instead - the monster.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
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