Hogs will go for your belly first, rip you open and eat your innards. It's the most nutritious part you see.Pigs are tough, intelligent, resourceful creatures. On big pig farms they have to wear chainmail in case the swine rush them and devour them
I'd be quite up for watching a bunch of clueless hippies attempt to slaughter a pig
An intersectional analysis of Hannibal Lecter
Hannibal is the most oppressed character in Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon (but not in the TV series because Jack Crawford is black, even though he represents the forces of law and order). He is not only oppressed because he is passing as an aristocrat, after having come through the camps and the Eastern Front and so on. He is oppressed because he has to pass as a normal human being. His food tastes are denied and he is unable to express his own unique identity. He is forced to subject himself to the vulgarity of American culture which dismisses his experiences as an immigrant and his sense of propriety. Is it any wonder that he lashes out into ghoulash?
Clarice Starling is a great example of a good intersectionalist ally. She calls herself out on her own experiences of privilege as an FBI agent. She also seeks out Hannibal's help on a project when she gives him the case files to read and calls her American privilege into question while she does so, but does not treat him as merely a tokenistic example of a European serial killer.
Her own American privilege rests on shaky ground as she is two generations removed from poor white trash West Virginia coal-miners. It is indicative of the respect the two oppressed people have for each other that they engage in a game of "you tell me and I'll tell you". And both think to have one over on the other while they know they are doing it - an expression of how the white man's patriarchy engages us in multi-layered sections of oppression and privilege, degrading us all while doing so. Notice how Jack Crawford patronises Starling and says that he doesn't want to talk about the cases in front of a woman. Later he says it was just a trick, but no matter how well intentioned, that was still just an example of mansplanation.
Jack Crawford then exploits the mental illness of Will Graham, playing on ableistic stereotypes that every mentally ill person has a special talent, in this case solving murders. In some ways Will Graham is a massive trigger warning, which Jack Crawford then exploits. In many ways Jack Crawford divines the nature of his suspects by reading the trigger warnings upon the face of Will Graham. Jack Crawford symbolises the privilege which the able-bodied white male holds over those who are too weak to resist his influence, but despite that wish to contribute to their own oppression while their vulnerabilities are useful in maintaining the kyriarchy on which Jack Crawford's position rests.
Of course, Will Graham is never admitted as a full FBI agent, being known instead by the demeaning title of a "special consultant". His condition and his non-neurotypical gifts are so much tools in the hands of the patriarchy, to be used by the cis-scum and then thrown to wolves like Lecter. His behaviour, not expected of a privileged American white male, leads him to be ostracised from this boys' club like the black runner denied access to the white man's club - fine to win races, but never to drink in the bar.
Hannibal himself is the perfect example of somebody so broken on the wheel of oppression that he has forged his own wheel. And who are we to judge him for it?
I'd be quite up for watching a bunch of clueless hippies attempt to slaughter a pig
Aldi's cheap version are 80p a tube, and taste better.me and my kid are very pissed off with the price of pringles at the moment, it is literally out of control, you never see the guardian writing about that
only if they catch you
Whenever people questioned how VP and I could afford to have a chest freezer, I explained that it was bought on installments from a catalogue. Even paying that way was worth it because it made bulk buying just about affordable for two adults. But yes, I do realise that we're lucky - when renting rooms I only had a third of a fridge shelf and half of a freezer drawer to myself (if I didn't mind risking my food being nicked). It helps if you live in an area where a lot of the ethnic shops think a saucepan which will hold rice for 2 hungry adults is tiny - pans in some of the local ethnic shops are large as well as cheap.They never even realise they're starting from a position of a) having the actual cash to buy a whole chicken b) having an oven, pans etc to cook it in c) having a big enough freezer to cook things in advance and freeze the results d) having a store cupboard full of basics they have already bought <snip>
Great graph - mind if I share it mate?
Well off people are always so fucking keen to lecture everyone else on how cheaply you can eat.
If I hear one more person talk about how they can make a chicken last a week...
my house helped block a co-op's loanstock/radical routes application because they were raising and as-ethically-as-you-can slaughtering their own meat
The only thing I can think of foodwise that is properly cheap and doesn't require much in the way of skill, equipment, time or effort is fermentation, like making sauerkraut. You do need enough money to buy veg tho.You can, if you've already got a larder full of dry goods (rice, pasta, flour, pulse and beans etc), tinned goods and seasonings. Unfortunately for some povs, they don't have those "larder essentials" that all good members of the chattering classes take for granted.
i know some
you get the rope, i'll source the pig. and the shotgun...
disclaimer: not really.
Shotgun would be crap. You'd blow away either a big chunk of chest, or a big portion of head, both of which are decent grub!
The only thing I can think of foodwise that is properly cheap and doesn't require much in the way of skill, equipment, time or effort is fermentation, like making sauerkraut. You do need enough money to buy veg tho.
Can I take it that using a heavy-duty chain fired from a cannon isn't an option, then?
Hmmm, must have a look at sauerkraut recipes.
Only if you're after pork mince.
What about an intersectional analysis of Buffalo 'I'd fuck me' Bill?
I've just discovered this video. Make if it what you will combabes.
You need to slow-cook the poor.managed about 30 seconds. Eat the rich (because the poor are tough and stringy etc)