Alex Callinicos/SWP vs Laurie Penny/New Statesman Facebook handbags

[butchersapron]

An electric middle class ciggy

 

[butchersapron]

Ah, gotcha. Well, well done. The gaps between me really fancying a fag are up to about every couple of months, now.

So, Penny - is the rollies thing a pose, or what?

Do you really want to be here?

 

[DotCommunist]

Che Guevara says

I bet after he'd finished with the dolphins he used to stick a massive spliffin their blowhole. Like a gentleman, letting the cetacean have first twos on it

 

[Steel Icarus]

Do you really want to be here?

What?

 

[butchersapron]

What?

Where?

 

[past caring]

You are all fucking girls.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Do you really want to be here?

Yes, I do. Why are you asking me this?

 

[DotCommunist]

You are all fucking girls.

As I have said before on this thread, you are not a real man untill you have smoked Samson pipe tobacco through a rizla and then coughed up your spleen

 

[butchersapron]

Yes, I do. Why are you asking me this?

Maybe best not be here then. Want to be bored?

 

[DotCommunist]

urgh 'formaldehyde' sounds like french for what keeps my pickled maquaque corpse from rotting

 

[past caring]

As I have said before on this thread, you are not a real man untill you have smoked Samson pipe tobacco through a rizla and then coughed up your spleen

Mate, three times smoked OH probably beats it, tbh.

 

[DotCommunist]

Mate, three times smoked OH probably beats it, tbh.

Old Holburn tastes and feels like its been pre-smoked even fresh from the packet

 

[Steel Icarus]

Maybe best not be here then. Want to be bored?

This is boring, mate, cos it seems you're having a go but somehow won't say what the problem is.

 

[butchersapron]

This is boring, mate, cos it seems you're having a go but somehow won't say what the problem is.

The problem for me right now is you talking waffly old man bollocks.

 

[Bakunin]

I stand four-square behind the mighty fags of Mother Russia.

 

[weepiper]

we're all talking waffly old man bollocks. why are you singling one poster out?

 

[Bakunin]

I was blocked on her Twatter feed.

***DRUM ROLL***

'And now, direct from the House of Penny Dreadful, this latest quality item that deals with those inconvenient questions, suggestions of falsified reporting, non-existent fact-checking, malicious and knowingly dishonest insult, libellous allegations of bigotry and various other signs of the next desperately fame-hungry and talentless wannabe, this season's must have for anyone caught blatantly lying and not wanting to face facts...'

'Another quality item from British Journalism!'

'British Journalism: Best in the world...'

 

[DotCommunist]

I stand four-square behind the mighty fags of Mother Russia.

KGBenson and Hedges? Gullagoise? MAlboroygh Lit untill he burns- or maybe even Burn The American Embassy No1

 

[Bakunin]

Now these fags really will kill you:

That's because this pack is a copy of the KGB's infamous double-barrelled 'cigarette gun' (as deliverd to the West by defecting KGB hitman Niolai Khoklov in 1954) which contained a hidden button that fired two razor-edged .22 bullets filled with potassium cyanide.

Dying for a fag..?

 

[Delroy Booth]

Do they still sell Death smokes?

 

[butchersapron]

Only to jitteer twats so they can put them on the intenet

 

[Delroy Booth]

jitteer

what?? Go to bed butchers

 

[Kuke]

I smoked Regal until they changed the blend and started smoking B&H. I later started smoking rollies and any bootleg baccy. Then I ended up only smoking the holy toke and now I don't smoke at all (apart from the occasional blunt). Fascinating.

I wonder how Laurie got on this evening with her lecture on Radical Journalism?

I'll hear all about it tomorrow, for some reason I passed up on the stellar line-up of Callinicos and LP at ORF today.

 

[Captain Hurrah]

I stand four-square behind the mighty fags of Mother Russia.

KGBenson and Hedges? Gullagoise? MAlboroygh Lit untill he burns- or maybe even Burn The American Embassy No1

Nyet.

Belomorkanal.

Proper hardcore Russian smokes.

 

[Superdupastupor]

KGBenson and Hedges? Gullagoise? MAlboroygh Lit untill he burns- or maybe even Burn The American Embassy No1

what's that? 20 royals? ... 20 royal SUPERKINGS. ......

Lemme stop you right there before you storm the winter palace .

Or not.

Fil yer boots.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Would this be the time to mention that on of my forebears holds the record for the most goals scored against Crystal Palace in a single game?

Absolutely!

Cheers - Louis MacNecie

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Gold label next. Lady brew.

Just leave Gold Label alone...it's for old men as well as ladies.

Cheers and bottoms up - Louis MacNeice

 

[JimW]

It was half Guinness, half Gold Label all round on giro day in the pub I worked in. A proper treat for anyone, man, woman young or old.

 

[equationgirl]

what?? Go to bed butchers

My guess would be 'hipster' - hipster twats.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Indeed, it is effete.

I used to get through four or five packs a day of these, proper workers' smokes:

Pah, second only to Lucky Strike as a cigarette for pretend-proletarians.