Workers' Girder! Getcher Workers Girder!

[DotCommunist]

sorry, expropriating

 

[andysays]

Personally I think kebabking has this wrong. If it had been a yellow pepper sauce, I'd agree, but red peppers are a little bit communist, and you should volunteer to help Chukka Umana's Labour leader campaign instead. Had it been a green pepper you'd be sent to the green party hq obv.

This reminds that one of our supposed comrades recently outed himself as enjoying HP Sauce which as all can see is clearly supportive of parliamentary so-called democracy. I reminded him at the time that

The people's sauce is deepest red,
Reminds us of our martyred dead,
And ere their sausages grew cold,
Their hearts' blood dyed its every fold.

Perhaps we need an official statement on which sauces and other condiments are acceptable for true members of the proletariat so that we are better able to recognise and denounce the traitors in our midst.

 

[laptop]

Perhaps we need an official statement on which sauces and other condiments are acceptable for true members of the proletariat so that we are better able to recognise and denounce the traitors in our midst.

I fear there may be.... intersections in this list.

 

[equationgirl]

sorry, expropriating

Redistributing the wealth in true Communist tradition, surely, comrade.

 

[equationgirl]

This reminds that one of our supposed comrades recently outed himself as enjoying HP Sauce which as all can see is clearly supportive of parliamentary so-called democracy. I reminded him at the time that


Perhaps we need an official statement on which sauces and other condiments are acceptable for true members of the proletariat so that we are better able to recognise and denounce the traitors in our midst.

I for one would welcome an official position on reggae reggae hot sauce.

 

[BigTom]

I for one would welcome an official position on reggae reggae hot sauce.

Unless you're Jamaican, it's cultural appropriation cmbbe.
Actually, where's the hot from? Chili? Curry powder? Maybe you'd need to be half Jamaican, half Indian.
Although reggae is mentioned twice, so perhaps the Jamaican bit is what matters and there's a hot spice in Jamaican culture I don't know about because I'm such a good intersectionalist I don't even find out about other cultures in case I inadvertently appropriate from them.

 

[rekil]

This Priti Patel minister for driving people to suicide and mental illness thing is a right old perfect storm of intersectional nightmareness isn't it.

I don't think it's any more important than grappling with the sauce question but we'll need an official line sooner or later.

 

[ViolentPanda]

thieving

Surely you mean "revolutionary expropriation", comrade?

 

[DotCommunist]

I feel a condiment based split coming on.

 

[BigTom]

I feel a condiment based split coming on.

red sauce = a little bit communist
worcester sauce = a little bit anarchist
brown sauce = a little bit fascist
mayo & salad cream = a little bit racist
burger sauce = a little bit intersectionalist

My colour based analysis of different condiments is undeniable.

 

[ViolentPanda]

red sauce = a little bit communist
worcester sauce = a little bit anarchist
brown sauce = a little bit fascist
mayo & salad cream = a little bit racist
burger sauce = a little bit intersectionalist

My colour based analysis of different condiments is undeniable.

Sweet chilli sauce = a little bit anarcho-communist
Tabasco = a little bit Maoist
wholegrain mustard = rural distributist.

 

[DotCommunist]

red sauce = a little bit communist
worcester sauce = a little bit anarchist
brown sauce = a little bit fascist
mayo & salad cream = a little bit racist
burger sauce = a little bit intersectionalist

My colour based analysis of different condiments is undeniable.

could be a card in the expansion pack for TrotWars- the condiment. Can be turned over during the relevant phase and immediately cause a split in a rival group/player of your choice #

e2a if its the red sauce obvs. If its any other it counts a punishment- loss of paper sales or something.

 

[BigTom]

.

 

[BigTom]

actually the top text looks shit. That's what you get for using an online image generator cos you can't be arsed to spend time playing around with photoshop's posterise filter to get the effect, or to find a similar font.
oh, and there's no PD logo. deleted will be back

 

[BigTom]

Deleted cos I didn't think it through

 

[Orang Utan]

I have a confession to make. I have only just this week realised properly that Proletarian Democracy is satire

 

[rekil]

Done some poetry.

Farewell Bradford spring
Oh hai summer of thuggery
Yielding to hot Autumn of beef
And a 5 year winter
Of cold tea, triggers, and Bragg

Forward to #Payback2020 - "You joining the Greens m8?"

 

[SpineyNorman]

I think we should register pd as an official party. Just cos I want to stand for pd in council elections for the lols

 

[rekil]

I think we should register pd as an official party. Just cos I want to stand for pd in council elections for the lols

Its only £150 to register, and then £25 a year to stay on, is that right?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Its only £150 to register, and then £25 a year to stay on, is that right?

Something like that. But the paperwork is an arseache.

 

[Orang Utan]

I told a mate about Proletarian Democracy and he thought it was a right wing pisstake.

 

[SpineyNorman]

The right are fucking shit at parodying the left - the best they can manage is a kind of mirror image of one of taffboy's shit blogs. PD is way, way better than that.

I think that as punishment for claiming that PD is satire rather than the one true party of the intergalactic working class
Orang Utan should have to do the paperwork to register us as a party.

 

[rekil]

I told a mate about Proletarian Democracy and he thought it was a right wing pisstake.

I don't think any right winger would be able to do a pisstake on this level.

https://proletariandemocracy.wordpr...an-democracy-a-historico-theoretical-special/

 

[Greebo]

I have a confession to make. I have only just this week realised properly that Proletarian Democracy is satire

Was it VP's self denouncement which cracked it?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't think any right winger would be able to do a pisstake on this level.

https://proletariandemocracy.wordpr...an-democracy-a-historico-theoretical-special/

it was the piece on Usama Hasan and the SWP that made him think so. though why the fuck would the right take any interest in them?
mind you, i suppose the left are also obsessed with the factions of the right

 

[Orang Utan]

Was it VP's self denouncement which cracked it?

Nope, I did not see that. Jeff Robinson posted some PD art criticism and then I looked at the posters on the site. and I went d'oh followed by duuuuur followed by facepalm

 

[rekil]

Nope, I did not see that. Jeff Robinson posted some PD art criticism and then I looked at the posters on the site. and I went d'oh followed by duuuuur followed by facepalm

It's just been the same joke over and over for 3 years mate, how did you miss this thread?

 

[DotCommunist]

there was another thread that birthed this monster, started of about some tedious Workers Power split then went off scale weird

 

[Orang Utan]

It's just been the same joke over and over for 3 years mate, how did you miss this thread?

i thought it was about a boring trot rag or summat, so never clicked on it.