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Nicely done Cmbbe. Viennetta has two "N"s though.
 
I see what you did there.
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We need an intersectional analysis of the spork - there is clearly something about the patriarchal, capitalist, heteronormative society in which we live that forces us to value the spoon more highly than we do the fork, hence the first letters are taken from the former, while the latter is a mere footnote in the spoon/fork linguistic synthesis. We should begin a fork rights campaign, the first task of which is to get the word 'foon' into the dictionary. We could probably do a twitter hashtag campaign.

#foon #forkrights
 
We need an intersectional analysis of the spork - there is clearly something about the patriarchal, capitalist, heteronormative society in which we live that forces us to value the spoon more highly than we do the fork, hence the first letters are taken from the former, while the latter is a mere footnote in the spoon/fork linguistic synthesis. We should begin a fork rights campaign, the first task of which is to get the word 'foon' into the dictionary. We could probably do a twitter hashtag campaign.

#foon #forkrights

fork right, fork rights!
 
Proletarian Democracy 'After Dinner Agitation Platoon' rank and organizational tree.

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Cake Slice = Leader
Forks = Povs

More proof of the oppression forks suffer under - the cake slice is clearly part of the spoon family and so takes its place as the leader in this hierarchical cutlerian society. The fork is condemned to a life of poverty, exploitation and oppression.
 
It was an issue raised during the AGM of the Chucklist Drive as to wether the spork undermined the essential message of 'to me, to you'
Younger members expressed dismay and anger at the idea of an invalid spork- comrades the spork may display moaist utility of usage but that does not mean we cannot extend the spork? For was it not Marx himself who said 'I've got egg in my beard' and surely he would not have had egg in his beard if there had been a spork available.

the fluidity of cutlery is a mere indication of the fluidity of class relations. We shall win! with knives, sporks and yes even chopsticks once I work out how to use them. And we shall chuckle.

-Turning Japanese I really think so!

The Vapors
 
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