Workers' Girder! Getcher Workers Girder!

[barney_pig]

"Nous sommes tous les pot ventre et quarante!"

 

[butchersapron]

**wrong thread**

 

[ViolentPanda]

**wrong thread**

It is NEVER "the wrong thread", comrade!
It is merely the wrong time for that particular comment!

 

[barney_pig]

It is NEVER "the wrong thread", comrade!
It is merely the wrong time for that particular comment!

Bourgeois concepts of linear time are alien to the proletarian milieu.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Bourgeois concepts of linear time are alien to the proletarian milieu.

Exactly, comrade. Exactly!

 

[Idris2002]

Bourgeois concepts of linear time are alien to the proletarian milieu.

 

[Libertad]

Cmbbe. Barry pays his capitalist running dog of a brother a visit this evening on BBC2 at 8.20.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Bourgeois concepts of linear time are alien to the proletarian milieu.

For a workers’ clock!

Party decree on the decimalisation of time:

Unlike the parasitical, opportunist rabble that make up the so called UK left we , as the largest genuinely proletarian Party, appreciate that bourgeois control over the notation of time is yet another tool employed in the exploitation of the proletariat.

For too long now, radicals have ignored the significance of a clock and calendar with its roots in ancient superstition. Bourgeois time is based upon the movement of celestial bodies that have been worshipped by backward peoples.

Marxism is about Man’s control over nature, not nature’s, or God’s, or Capitalist control over the real productive forces in society.

The Julian calendar is an imperialist construct, taking the names of months from the Gods of ancient superstition and Roman Emperors.

We decree that the passing of time shall now be measures according to rational, socialist principles.

The 1000 day Marx shall replace the year!

The 100 day Lenin shall replace the month!

The 10 day Trotsky shall replace the week – the fortnight shall be abolished!

100 seconds to the minute, 100 minutes to the hour, for a 10 hour day!

He who controls the past controls the present. He who controls the present controls the future. He who controls time controls nature!

Time is a tool in the hands of the bourgeoisie, let us make it a weapon in the hands of the proletariat!

 

[brogdale]

For a workers’ clock!

So to get this started we'll need to declare "Marx" zero, then?

 

[butchersapron]

Have we sorted out what we're having for AFTERS yet?

 

[equationgirl]

Have we sorted out what we're having for AFTERS yet?

Viennetta, perhaps?

 

[barney_pig]

Viennetta, perhaps?

The only true proletarian ice cream based dessert

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

In other proletarian newspaper news the Chuckle Brothers are to guest edit the Northern Echo - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25492678

(hat tip to neonwilderness )

 

[equationgirl]

The only true proletarian ice cream based dessert

Indeed, comrade, indeed.

I have noticed that even this bastion of the proletarian desserts has been co-opted by the bourgeoisie - there are now such flavours as 'mixed berries' and 'brownie' and even 'tiramisu'. For PD, there is only one true flavour - vanilla. Sadly mint flavour was deemed elitist under a central committee ruling in 2012

 

[chilango]

Indeed, comrade, indeed.

I have noticed that even this bastion of the proletarian desserts has been co-opted by the bourgeoisie - there are now such flavours as 'mixed berries' and 'brownie' and even 'tiramisu'. For PD, there is only one true flavour - vanilla. Sadly mint flavour was deemed elitist under a central committee ruling in 2012

The Arctic Roll platform are preparing factional position papers as we speak..

 

[equationgirl]

copliker perhaps the Workers Girder could do a short essay on the proletarianess of both the Arctic Roll and the Viennetta?

 

[chilango]

angel delight (butterscotch)

 

[lazythursday]

but surely after the worker's bomb is dropped, there will be Magnums, Haagen-Dazs and even Waitrose Seriously Creamy for all citizens? or really what's the point?

 

[rekil]

One wafer.

 

[equationgirl]

but surely after the worker's bomb is dropped, there will be Magnums, Haagen-Dazs and even Waitrose Seriously Creamy for all citizens? or really what's the point?

Bourgeoisie! In our midst!

 

[chilango]

Bourgeoisie! In our midst!

call out the western men on their ice cream privelege!

 

[chilango]

Surely the only true proletarian ice cream is Berlin Walls?

 

[cesare]

Bit obvious, but Owen since he's clarified that he's not involved with Labour much really.



Apart from today when he was ligging with Sadiq Khan MP (Shadow Justice Secretary, Shadow Lord Chancellor and Shadow Minister for London) and Chuka Umunna MP (Shadow Business Secretary)

Another example of him not being involved much with Labour, in that FUCKING SHIRT.

 

[rekil]

HB was a little bit communism.

 

[lazythursday]

No to the fetishisation of the vienetta. Yes to:

 

[el-ahrairah]

Surely the only true proletarian ice cream is Berlin Walls?

ooof

 

[el-ahrairah]

Another example of him not being involved much with Labour, in that FUCKING SHIRT.

seriously, someone send him a PD t-shirt or something.

 

[DaveCinzano]

seriously, someone send him a PD t-shirt or something.

Even Agent Kingsley took the hint & fucked off to War Torn Egypt once exposed to the unyielding power of PD propaganda.

 

[rekil]

Relations with the so-called 'communist' party of Chile take yet another turn for the worst (or better, depending on how one looks at these things), as Karol Cariola secretary general of their youth wing openly taunts PD with this somewhat bald claim.

"Los comunistas no somos de otro planeta" - "Communists are not from another planet"

 

[Balbi]

Cariola needs educating in the glorious socialist pre-history of Mars. FORWARD TO THE RED PLANET.